Chapter Ninety-One: A Troubled Boy
"Okay, that's all I have to say, I'm afraid that my classmates will think I'm annoying if I talk too much, so be it, I'm still repairing cars here!" The head teacher said angrily.
"Husband, can't you drive out of the car? If you don't go out, I'm going to go out and have a party with my sisters! Suddenly, a sharp girl's voice came from the other side of the phone.
Class Members: "......"
Didn't you say that the car broke down and was being repaired? How can this bad car still let his wife drive out to party with her sisters?
The three happy events of a successful man, being promoted to get rich and dying his wife, do you want this? Wow, it's worthy of our homeroom teacher, this killing method is advanced, traffic accident homicide method, strong! If you don't admit it, Conan won't be able to find evidence of your murder!
"Oops, the mobile phone signal is not good, and I hung up." The head teacher's angry voice came from the phone again.
Class Members: "......"
What's wrong with this signal? We can all hear it clearly!
"Ahem, the head teacher, he may be bored when he repairs the car, and he is watching a drama, those words just now may be movie lines, don't take it too seriously!" Senior Sister Ye Yun touched her nose a little embarrassedly and defended the head teacher.
Class Members: "......"
Can you wash this? You have strong public relations skills, this is so obvious, you can also help the head teacher find a good reason to wash your name, you are worthy of being our class assistant, there are two brushes!
"Senior sister, can you help us make another call and ask the head teacher what drama the old man is watching? We also want to watch, want to learn from the head teacher, learn from the head teacher, and start by watching the same drama as the head teacher! Chen Ruilin prayed.
Senior Sister Ye Yun: "......"
Just unscrew your head for you, nothing else.
"Okay, okay, don't be around, today's class meeting will be here first, oh, there is another important thing I forgot to tell you, this afternoon's physical examination, this is your physical examination form, take it yourself, there is a form for the physical examination in the afternoon, and you can hand it over to the person who receives the form after your own physical examination." Senior Sister Ye Yun took out a stack of paper and said.
"Do I have to charge for a medical exam?" Chen Ruilin, a fan of small wealth, asked again.
"No, it's all included in your tuition, so you don't need to charge extra money." Senior Sister Ye Yun glanced at Chen Ruilin angrily and said.
"Also, those who want to take sick leave for military training and don't train should pay attention, don't pay to me for those diseases that can be detected by physical examination, find some diseases that can't be detected by physical examination, otherwise you will be found to lie when the time comes, and you will be asked to retrain, don't blame Senior Sister, I didn't remind you!" Senior Sister Ye Yun kindly reminded.
Everyone nodded their heads in understanding, understood.
After listening to what Senior Sister Ye Yun said, some girls secretly stuffed the certificate they were going to hand in back into their pockets.
But these small actions can't escape Li Xincheng's eyes.
Li Xincheng's eyes, I've seen too many things.
"Do you want to get your eyesight tested?" Chen Ruilin asked again.
"Of course you want to, junior brother, don't you even have this bit of common sense?" Senior Sister Ye Yun glanced at Chen Ruilin and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
What's the matter with the little brother? How do I feel like you're being targeted?
Chen Ruilin also looked inexplicable, as if he couldn't figure out why he was targeted, was it because there were too many problems? Problem teenager Chen Ruilin!
"Senior sister, when is it convenient to go for a physical examination?" Chen Ruilin asked with the physical examination form.
"How do I know when you're convenient? The specific time of the physical examination is clearly written on the physical examination form, and you can go to the physical examination within the time specified on the physical examination form. Senior Sister Ye Yun glanced at Chen Ruilin lightly and said.
Looking at Senior Sister Ye Yun's performance, Li Xincheng has already begun to mourn for Chen Ruilin in his heart, he was targeted by the class assistant, please take care of yourself during the military training!
"Okay, thank you, senior sister." Although the senior sister's attitude was a little unpleasant, Chen Ruilin still said very politely.
"Well, just don't be late." Senior Sister Ye Yun said.
Because the class meeting started quite early, after the class meeting, the time was only a little more than nine o'clock, this time point was very embarrassing, eat lunch, it was too early, go back to the dormitory to sleep, and a little sleepy.
The four of Li Xincheng's dormitory slipped away directly after the class meeting, anyway, they didn't plan to take sick leave to skip military training, and they weren't so professional, they even got the medical records, the four of them were unprepared, and it was too late to get it now, unless they were looking for a relationship.
"Go back to the dorm room and sleep?" Li Xincheng asked.
"Go back to the dormitory for multi-person sports, I changed to a girl this time, believe me, this girl is my high school classmate, and the assistance of playing is still quite good." Lei Dengyu said.
"Ah, I haven't memorized words yet, it's important to memorize words, it's important to memorize words." Li Xincheng said.
"Ah, I haven't read my book yet, I haven't finished my reading plan yet, it's important to read books, it's important to read books." Chen Ruilin said.
Lei Dengyu: "......"
Two iron slaves, real hammers.
"It seems that I can go for a physical examination now, and it seems that the physical examination is not divided into colleges." Sun Yue looked at his phone and said.
"Really? Then let's go directly now, so that we don't have to go out of the dormitory in the afternoon, and we can keep salting fish in the dormitory. Lei Dengyu suggested.
"That's okay, it's still early anyway, I don't know what to do when I go back to the dormitory, let's go straight to the physical examination." Li Xincheng nodded in agreement.
The four of them came to the place of the medical examination.
There are quite a lot of people at the physical examination location, and there are already long queues for almost all the items.
Li Xincheng observed the people in line, most of them were male students, and there were relatively few female students, so this should be the college of science and engineering in the physical examination, of course, there should be many students from other colleges like Li Xincheng and others, who came to block them for their own convenience.
"Wait, this college of science and engineering won't meet Yang Caixia, right?" Li Xincheng looked around a little nervously, but there were too many people, no matter how good Li Xincheng's eyesight was, he couldn't see all the people at a glance, and he could only barely see the people around him who were closer to him.
"What are you seeing? Are you looking for beautiful women? Lei Dengyu looked around and Li Xincheng smiled and asked.
"Mmmmmm, Brother Yu has seen something good-looking, remember to recommend it to my brother." Li Xincheng nodded perfunctorily.
"Ah, it's so annoying, it's really boring to measure your eyesight." Chen Ruilin suddenly complained with some dissatisfaction.
"Yes, yes, this eyesight tester is too annoying, nothing to measure eyesight, is it necessary to test this? I wear glasses, can I still not know that I am short-sighted? Sun Yue also complained.
Sure enough, measuring eyesight is a kind of torment and pain for every myopic person, just like measuring height is for every short person, and it is very painful to bear a violent blow.
So, don't ask how much vision a person has when you're nearsighted, don't ask how tall a short person is, and don't ask how much a fat person weighs.
Be a good person together, don't expose other people's scars, people are sad enough after reading their own poor data, let's stop sprinkling salt on the wound and adding fuel to the fire.
"So what to test first? Height and weight? Li Xincheng asked.
"Don't, don't." Chen Ruilin, who was not tall enough and came to make up for the insole, refused.
"Why don't we draw blood first?" Sun Yue said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Pumping you big-headed ghost, you're going to go to you, Li Xincheng is most afraid of drawing blood.
"Let's go back to this one last, right?" Li Xincheng asked weakly.
"Measure the lung capacity first, and the color blindness, blood pressure, mouth, bones and the like, those are relatively simple, and they are relatively fast, if the lung capacity is blown, the color blind doctor points to the book, let us take a look at the number pattern and say it, if the bones are bone, let the doctor touch it." Lei Dengyu suggested.
After Lei Dengyu finished speaking, the three of them nodded in agreement.
The three of them went to measure the lung capacity first, and this lung capacity measurement is still quite fast, as if it is 3150 to pass the line.
Except for Chen Ruilin, who blew several times in the entire dormitory, and his brain was about to blow out of oxygen before he barely reached the passing line, the rest of the people were far beyond the passing line, especially Li Xincheng, who blew out a lung capacity of almost 8,000.
If you are not afraid of attracting everyone's attention, Li Xincheng can keep blowing, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the instrument can be blown up, harm, in the final analysis, this is a good foundation laid down by the system.
After Li Xincheng blew his lung capacity, he suddenly ushered in a wave of rainbow farts in the dormitory.
"Sincerely, this is a good mouthful!" Lei Dengyu looked at Li Xincheng's data and couldn't help but praise.
"It's okay to work this mouth, it's sincere, if you kiss a girl, other girls can kiss you and pass out." Chen Ruilin said even more exaggeratedly.
Li Xincheng: "......"
What do you mean that a girl can kiss me and pass out, what you say is as if I have a drug on my mouth, I'm not that kind of person, okay? I'm an honest man!
"Your lung capacity is out, but no girl dares to kiss you in French, it's not a joke, you'll die of lack of oxygen in your head!" Sun Yue also praised.