Chapter 148: Sophistry Wizard
"I just woke up, I'm not sleepy." Yang Caixia said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
But I'm sleepy, auntie, just let me go!
"But I'm a little sleepy!" Li Xincheng said.
"Then I'll accompany you to your dormitory, you sleep with yours, I'll sit under your bed and play with your phone until you wake up." Yang Caixia suggested.
Li Xincheng: "......"
"Look at this card, how bright." Li Xincheng pointed to the men's dormitory hanging at the door of the boys' dormitory, and said that girls are not allowed to enter.
"Who says girls can't go in? I just saw the dormitory manager aunt go in, isn't the dormitory aunt a girl? Yang Caixia argued.
Li Xincheng: "......"
"Suka...... Aunt dormitory, she's different. Li Xincheng scratched his head helplessly.
"What's different about Aunt Dormitory? Isn't the dormitory manager a woman? Yang Caixia asked puzzled.
"It's a woman, but she came into our boys' dormitory to check whether there were any prohibited items in our boys' dormitory, and to help us clean the corridors. Li Xincheng explained.
"I can help you clean up when I go in, help you clean the dormitory." Yang Caixia smiled softly.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Don't! Have you ever done housework? Will it sweep and mop the floor? Just help me clean up?
Li Xincheng completely distrusts Yang Caixia's housework ability, because since he was a child, Li Xincheng has never seen Yang Caixia doing housework, and the only time he saw doing housework was when he came to Li Xincheng's house to play, he wanted to show it in front of Li Xincheng's mother, and he barely touched the broom, and was taken down by Li Xincheng's mother.
Then, the broom was handed over to Li Xincheng by Li Xincheng's mother and asked Li Xincheng to sweep the floor.
Since then, Li Xincheng has been very witty, and before Yang Caixia comes to the house every time, he hides the broom well and does not let Yang Caixia see it, lest Yang Caixia see it, and then she has to brush her impression in front of Li Xincheng's mother, and deliberately picks up the broom to sweep the floor, causing Li Xincheng to do housework.
"Our dorm is very clean and cleaned often." Li Xincheng said.
"And I'll help you make your bed?" Yang Caixia asked.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
What do you want? Want to sleep together? There are so many people looking at this dormitory, it's not suitable, it's not suitable!
"Let's go to the event, I'm not going to sleep." Li Xincheng looked at Yang Caixia and was determined to go to his dormitory to have a look, and hurriedly patted her shoulder and motioned Yang Caixia to leave quickly.
The two walked across the overpass not far from the dormitory and came to the place where Li Xincheng participated in the event in the morning.
"Eh, Chengcheng, the activities organized by your academy are quite interesting to watch!" Yang Caixia took a project introduction form from the registration office and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
It's funny, I haven't played it, have I?
"Chengcheng, why do you look unhappy?" Yang Caixia asked.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Playing these boring projects again, who can be happy?
"I'm not unhappy, it's just that a cold wind blew just now, and my face was blown stiff!" Li Xincheng opened his mouth and said.
Yang Caixia: "......"
It's worthy of you, in such a hot weather, you can still feel the cold wind, the little brother's body is boneless, it's not good!
"Hurry up, let's go in and play!" Yang Caixia took Li Xincheng's hand and began to rush to the venue.
Li Xincheng had no choice but to follow. Funny
It's still a familiar project, look at the picture, and say how many people you can see from the picture.
"Two classmates, may I ask which of you will come first?" Or did the staff who had just tested Li Xincheng and others ask.
"This male classmate, you seem to be a little familiar, did you just come to participate? I seem to have a little impression of you, did you look at it and say the correct answer, and also looked at two pictures? The staff looked at Li Xincheng carefully and asked.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Isn't it, there are so many people attending the event, you can recognize me?
Hey, it's really a distressing thing to be too handsome! It's unforgettable at a glance, and you can't forget it.
"Chengcheng, have you been here?" After listening to the staff's words, Yang Caixia looked at Li Xincheng with some suspicion and asked.
"Ah, no, I don't think I've been here before, so could it be that I'm sleepwalking again? This damn sleepwalking. Li Xincheng said.
Yang Caixia: "......"
Sleepwalking is okay, why didn't this sleepwalking beat you to death? The bed is so high, why don't you just fall off the bed?
The more Yang Caixia thought about it, the more angry she became, this dog thing actually dared to lie to me.
Yang Caixia, who was angry, quickly put her hand on Li Xincheng's waist, clamped her fingers lightly, and twisted it fiercely.
"Huh." Li Xincheng exhaled painfully.
"Official, I don't know if the little woman gave you a massage, are you still satisfied?" Yang Caixia asked with a smile.
Li Xincheng: "......"
You tell me? Don't you know how heavy your own hands are? Ask while knowing the answer?
"Well, I owe you a massage, and I'll make it up to you next time." Li Xincheng groaned.
Yang Caixia: "......"
You really have borrowed and repaid, and you have come and gone!
"If you've already participated, you don't have to participate again! There is no difference between participating repeatedly and participating once, and no points are awarded. After listening to the conversation between the two, the staff smiled and suggested.
"Oh, thank you, sister! Then let's go! Yang Caixia nodded at the staff and smiled.
"Why did you lie to me?" As soon as Li Xincheng was pulled out of the venue, Yang Caixia asked a little angrily.
"I didn't lie to you, you lied to yourself." Li Xincheng shook his head and denied.
Yang Caixia: "??? ”
It's all hammered to death, can you still wash it? Can this still be thrown on my head?
"Oh? How do you say that? Yang Caixia looked at Li Xincheng with some curiosity and asked.
She wanted to see what kind of words this dog man could say.
"You see, I'm not a god, am I?" Li Xincheng asked.
"yes, what's wrong? Does this have anything to do with the fact that you lied to me? Yang Caixia asked angrily.
"Is it right to say anything?" Li Xincheng asked again.
"Well, I don't know, but most of it should be right!" Yang Caixia said with some uncertainty.
"Well, most, that is, a small part of it will be wrong, so if you think about it, God doesn't necessarily say everything, and even more so I'm not God? Do you believe whatever I say? How many times have I told you, don't listen to and believe partially, my words are not necessarily right, you have to look at what I say with your own thinking, your own thoughts, and don't have subjective feelings. Li Xincheng said.
Yang Caixia: "......"
True sophistry wizard, awesome, co-authored, you lied to me, it's not your fault, it's my fault, right? Is it because I didn't have the brains to listen to what you have to say, that I trust you too much, that I believe what you say too much?
Everything is my fault, I lied to myself.