"I'm asking you both! What the hell is going on? The fourth chimpanzee asked impatiently again.

"We just caught a fool. It was he who said he was a fool and begged us to let him go. The young doorman quickly explained.

"You say you're a fool? It seems that he is stupid enough. Then let him go. The fourth said casually.

"Fourth brother, don't let him go. Actually, this kid is a goblin. He just said he was a doctor. You say, how many of you are fools when you become doctors? The so-called "Thirteenth Brother" hurriedly stopped.

As soon as he heard that this thing was a little strange, it was not as simple as it seemed, the fourth chimpanzee suddenly became interested, walked up and clasped Shisu's chin with his hand, and asked viciously: "Boy, don't want to play tricks in front of Lao Tzu!" Say, are you a fool or a doctor? ”

"I used to be a doctor, but now I'm a fool, and I'm stupid because of what you just scared." Shisu is neither arrogant nor humble, his eyes stared at the eyes of the fourth child without blinking.

stared at Zisu's eyes for a long time, and then the fourth child couldn't help laughing and said, "It's a little interesting, I like it, take this guy away for me and hand it over to the eldest brother to dispose of." ”

"Why are you arresting me? What's the use of arresting me, a foolish doctor? Shiso continued to struggle and scream loudly.

"I just like to deal with guys like you who 'pretend to be crazy and stupid'. Haha, hahahaha......" The fourth laughed cynically.

Soon, Zisu was escorted to the cottage hall by these three guys, only to see that the chimpanzees in the hall had woken up from their sleep, and were tearing the dog and mutton to prepare for breakfast.

At this time, the fourth child spoke: "Big brother, we have caught a suspect, maybe a 'fish that slipped through the net'." ”

Sitting at the top, the big chimpanzee with gloomy and fierce eyes, and drooling at the corners of his mouth, glanced at the fourth child, turned back to Zisu, and asked unhurriedly: "This guy is the one who is noisy early in the morning?!" ”

"Yes. This guy is very slippery, one moment admitting that he is a fool, and the next saying that he is a doctor, trying to play us like monkeys. The fourth child hurriedly explained.

"Really? It's kind of interesting. Let me ask you, boy, are you a fool or a doctor? The chimpanzee boss (the owner of the village) asked by looking into Shiso's eyes with playful eyes.

"Just now, I was stupid by them, so I was naturally a fool." Seeing that things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, Zi Su seized the opportunity and said, "At this moment, seeing you talking to me so kindly, I came back to my senses, of course I am not stupid." I was originally an animal doctor, and I was also a little panda doctor, curing all diseases! ”

"Then how did you stay in this tiger cottage and be caught by us?" The chimpanzee owner continued to interrogate.

"Hey! Don't mention it. It is sad to mention this. When Zi Su heard this, he immediately became anxious and began to arrange his own story, "I was originally Lang Zhong who traveled all over the world to practice medicine and see patients, because my medical skills are very good, so my business is not bad, and there is an endless stream of various animals who come to me for medical treatment. Yesterday, however, I was in a nearby village to see a doctor, but I was caught by the bandits and beasts of this tiger cottage, and said that they were going to treat their king, the big tiger, and they frightened me on the spot, and I was afraid to go to see them, but I did not dare not go to see them, because they threatened me that if I did not treat them, they would tear me apart and eat me. Just when I was about to tremble and go to see the big tiger, you called. No, I'll be arrested by you. ”

"Hmmm! So that's the case, so you haven't had time to treat that tiger yet? The attentive chimpanzee owner continued to ask Shiso.

"Yes, I just checked the pulse of that tiger, and before I could prescribe it, you called here, what a coincidence!" Shiso replied.

"That's good, that's great. Any idea what disease that guy has? ”

"What else could it be? They are all common diseases, including arteriosclerosis, gastric ulcers, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, high blood lipids, constipation and hemorrhoids, and so on. ”

"Ahh With so many diseases, it seems that this guy is only afraid that he will not live long. If you were to be cured of all these diseases he had, would you be cured well? ”

"Pretty much. I've basically been able to cure all of his ailments, and even if they weren't completely cured, they'd be as good as they could be. ”

"Bragging, definitely bragging. I don't believe it, I definitely don't believe it, I don't believe that there is any miracle doctor in the world. I also have some ** diseases on my body, I have seen many Langzhong have not been cured, can you help me cure? ”

"You have to see it to know, you have to find a quiet place to take your pulse first."

"Okay, please follow me to my inner room in the back (the bedroom where Tiger 'loves constipation')." After the chimpanzee owner finished speaking, he said to the fourth child and the two guards, "You let him go and go to breakfast." Leave things alone here. ”

Shiso followed the chimpanzee owner into his inner room, and when he followed him, he found that the owner's ass was particularly red, and it turned out that this guy was really the chimpanzee leader who the tiger "loves constipation" and called "big red butt"!

The "big red ass" came to the inner room, sat on the bed, and asked Shisu to sit on the edge of the bed to check his pulse.

It didn't take long for Shiso to know that the "big red buttocks" had diabetes, hemorrhoids and constipation, the most serious of which were hemorrhoids.

So, Shiso decided to cure his hemorrhoids first and then treat other diseases.

Like the tiger king's "love constipation", when Shiso took out the slender and sharp bamboo sticks from the bamboo medicine box, the owner of the village, "Big Red Buttocks", also shouted: "What are you doing? Do you want to murder this king?! Tell me, are you sent by the big tiger to assassinate this king?! ”

Seeing this, Zi Su couldn't help but smile generously and said, "Village master, you are too careful. This is my unique skill - acupuncture, even in human society, this is a great medical skill, so to speak, in the field of animal medicine, only me, can do this stunt, no other doctor will not, and I also won the title of 'miracle doctor' because of this unique stunt. ”

Looking at the "big red buttocks" of the village owner in front of him, staring at the bamboo stick in his hand and half-believing it, Shisu stabbed the bamboo stick at the Hegu point near the tiger's mouth on the back of his left hand...... The chimpanzee village owner stared at Shiso's every move with his eyes bulging, and was shocked to find that the bamboo stick was stuck into the back of Shiso's left hand, and there was neither bleeding nor a painful expression for Shiso, who still looked at him with a calm expression and a smile.

After gently turning the bamboo skewer for "acupuncture" acupoint treatment, Shiso pulled out the bamboo skewer from the back of his left hand, raised his head, smiled and said to the "big red buttocks": "How about it, there is only a little soreness, numbness and pain, and it will not bleed, but it has a great effect on the condition." Do you want to give it a try? ”