The head armor said, "That's right. However, the idea you have in mind, we have tried it a long time ago. It's hard! You think, there aren't many owls in this world, so it's so hard to find one that we both like. ”

Zi Su persuaded: "If you don't try hard, how do you know if you can't?" You need to keep trying to find it. Otherwise, one side would have to compromise with the other. There is no other way. ”

Head A asked Head B, "Are you willing to compromise and accommodate me?" ”

Head B said, "Of course I don't want to." Who wants to spend time with ugly monsters every day? What an eyesore. Are you willing to compromise and accommodate me? ”

The head armor said, "I don't want to either." Who wants to spend all day with a fool? How boring. ”

In the end, A and B had to say in unison: "It seems that we can only act according to the second plan." Ay! It's so hard! ”

Shiso said: "This is called 'self-inflicted'. Who makes you both not know how to be human and never understand each other's difficulties. ”

Tou Jia said: "My little sister has been dealing with me since she was a child, and she loves to disagree with me. That's how we're struggling! I can't help it. ”

Head B retorted: "Sister, you love to disagree with me, why do you always complain about me?" ”

"You see, almost everything I say, she has to refute it. It's really okay to take her. ”

Zi Su said: "In this way, I can't help you two with this!" That, that, I'll withdraw first. ”

The head armor said, "Sir, please wait a minute, you don't go yet." What's your name? ”

Shisu said, "Just call me Shiso." What are you telling me to stay for? ”

Tou Jia said, "This Mr. Shisu, have you ever started a family?" ”

Shisu said, "I haven't started a family yet." What is this for, you ask? ”

Tou Jia said: "I think you are a good person, or let's make a friend with you first, what do you think?" Sister, what do you think? ”

Head B said, "I don't hate this eagle, I just don't know what he thinks?" ”

The head armor said, "Hey! Neither of us, young man, hates you, and may even like you, so you see that we are friends first, how about it? ”

The perilla owl didn't turn his head all of a sudden, and hurriedly asked, "What, what, what kind of friends?" ”

Tou Armor smiled and explained, "Hey! You stupid. Just now, I saw that you were quite clever. Why did you suddenly become stupid this time? My sisters mean to be in the same place with you as a person first, and take a look. If it is suitable, go further, and if it is not suitable, break up immediately. What do you think? ”

Shisu was startled and hurriedly asked, "Ah! Isn't this funny, my matchmaker, ah no, should be a matchmaker, introducing someone to others, and even put herself in. Isn't that a joke? Isn't that tantamount to playing with me? ”

Brain Armor smiled and said, "How is this playing with you?" You think, you can find two wives at once, so you can have fun. ”

Shisu said, "But, you two shouldn't share the same body, right?" ”

Tou Jia said helplessly: "That's no way!" This is God's will, maybe it's to save food, maybe our sisters are enemies in their previous lives, and they can't be separated in this life. ”

Shisu said, "But again. After looking for you two, I will never be lonely again, I just want to be quiet. ”

Head B said, "Don't be stinky." We haven't agreed to be your wife yet. We're just trying to make a normal friend with you now, don't be happy too soon. ”

Zi Su said, "Then what should I do to be able to win the favor of your two girls?" ”

"First of all, we have to see if you are genuinely good to us and will not dislike us, this 'deformed monster'. Secondly, I want to see if your IQ meets my requirements, I don't like fools. ”

Shisu said, "Then you can solve the problem." You can take the test however you want. Anyway, if I can't answer, I'll just slip away. ”

The head armor said, "Why do you have this attitude? You're slacking off, you know? I didn't say let you go, you can't go, a man must be responsible. Got it? ”

Shiso said, "Okay then. You say, I'll prick up my ears and listen. ”

"Once upon a time, there were ten birds in one tree......

Shiso immediately said, "Stop." Don't do this kind of topic for kindergarten children, right? ”

The head armor said: "The IQ is not low. I'll try another one. It is not a bird that can fly, like a rat is not a mouse; Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night. Q: What is it? ”

Shisu said without thinking, "It's a bat." ”

The head armor said, "That's right." Why did a sturdy duck drown in a creek? ”

Shiso replied, "I can't think of committing suicide." ”

The head armor said, "That's right again." A monkey can break one corn per minute, and in an orchard, a monkey can break several corn in 5 minutes. ”

Shisu replied, "Needless to say, five." ”

Head Armor said, "Wrong." Not a single one was broken. Didn't use your brains, did you? ”

Shisu asked puzzled, "Why?" ”

"Because the monkey is impatient, it is impossible to get it to break several corns in five minutes," said Toujia. Next question: How should the rabbit and turtle be called "calf" when the ox is young? ”

Shiso replied, "It's a rabbit cub and a turtle son." ”

The head armor said, "That's right." There are three geckos crawling on the wall, not long after one gecko falls, the other two also fall, what happened? ”

Shisu thought for a moment and replied, "Because one is dozing off, and the other two are clapping and applauding, and they also fall." ”

The head armor said, "That's right." Finally got my head on it. You're not too stupid. The last question: The scorpion and the crab play guessing boxing, why do they guess for two days and still can't tell the winner? ”

Shiso replied, "They only come out with scissors, right?" ”

The head armor said, "Yes." You only get one question wrong. It's barely passable. Next, it depends on whether you are diligent or not? ”

Suddenly, head B spoke: "Just now, we just quarreled. At this point, I feel a little hungry. Shiso, please catch a mouse for us both to eat. Behave well if you're afraid of loneliness. ”

Shisu sighed, "Hey! Behold me, no, no, wretched eagle! ”

The head armor said dissatisfiedly: "Yo! Do such a trivial thing, can you be aggrieved? Go, don't let us down! ”

The perilla owl said, "Gotcha! So he obediently flew away to catch the mountain rats.