"This ......"

I was dumbfounded.

Immediately, I felt the heat in my ears, and the third master sneered and laughed.

"Okay, it's me who is wrong, I'll call the door, that's it!"

I was speechless and flapped my ears a few times and stepped forward to ring the doorbell.

The door opened, and a woman with slightly puffy eyes poked out.

"Who are you looking for?" The woman asked.

"I ......"

I hesitated.

And with this hesitation, my body shook suddenly, and my eyes widened round.

It was a very exaggerated and exaggerated stare, and it was not controlled by itself at all, as if it had been given a stick.

"Dingxiangtang, passing by and seeing the filth and bad luck gathered on the roof of your house, there must be someone in the family who rushed to the evil spirit, and if you want to be sick, you will quickly invite us in, five thousand oceans at a price, never bargain!"

With the uncontrollable round stare of my eyes, but from my mouth, the unique yin and yang strange voice of the third master came out.

"Ah......h

Listening to the man's voice coming from the mouth of my eldest girl, and staring at her with wide eyes, the woman turned around in fright, and the door slammed shut.

"Hey, it's really useless, you said that you fixed your eyes to look at people, are you scared away, it's over, my legs for a few hours are in vain, let's sleep on the street tonight!"

As the woman ran away and closed the door, my body swayed again and again, and the third master appeared.

Just like that, he suddenly appeared next to me, full of complaints.

"RMB, RMB, and the ocean, why don't you talk about the old copper coin!" When I heard it, I was not convinced

I also scared the women away, just the yin and yang weird tone just now, I didn't scare people to death, it's already good.

In addition, how did the third master come up to me and speak, I don't know at all.

This can't help but make my back feel chilly, and I feel straight.

You said that you can enter and leave my body at will, so what my body looks like, will he know everything?

That is, I have no privacy at all in front of him!

"Gotta get it, I won't fight with you, then let's go, my Miss Hongliu, see you on the bench on the side of the street."

The third master said in a very yin and yang manner, and he turned around and left.

"Hey, this girl, please stay, I heard Sister-in-law Li say that there is a master at the door, please come in, please come in, the master is right, hey, my family is worried about the little girl's illness, I can't do it, tell the master the truth, if the master can be optimistic about my family's Ruya's illness, don't say 5,000 yuan, it's 10,000 yuan, I will also give it!"

As I turned around and followed, there was another knock on the door, and a middle-aged man of about forty or fifty years old ran out of the room.

The man has a big belly and a fat brain, and he looks like a rich man.

"Let's go!"

The third master, who had already walked more than a dozen steps away, saw it and turned back.

Without saying a word, he came to the man's house, went upstairs and went straight to Na Ruya's room.

In an ultra-luxurious bedroom, a skinny girl in her twenties was lying on her side on a large bed filled with a strong perfume.

"Tell me a look, you said it's been a few months, Ruya can't get out of bed without talking or speaking, every time she will cry in the middle of the night, crying is called a miserable, crying is a few hours, I took her to see the major hospitals in this provincial capital, and said that she was not sick, and I didn't look for the big god in the hall, and the fortune teller outside, but it still didn't work, you look at my girl, thin and skinny, it makes people feel distressed!" As we came upstairs, the middle-aged man was chattering.

"Well, the deposit, pay half of the deposit first, invite you to Xiantang, and keep it for your family to see a doctor." The third master glanced at the girl on the bed and said.

"O'O, good!"

The man turned around and pulled out a wad of cash from his closet.

The third master took it in his hand, squinted his eyes and asked if this is five thousand?

"Two thousand five, two thousand five." The man clung to the two thousand five.

"Take it again!" The third master called.

"This ...... Good! The middle-aged man hesitated to take a look, then turned around and took another wad of cash, and the third master put the two wades of cash together and handed them to me.

"Xiangtang, please deputy sect leader, such a small thing can't bother me." With this cash handed to me, the third master said.

"Ah......h

Looking at the bowl of fragrant rice brought by the man and the offering table that had been set up, I was confused.

This is please, master, how do you please.

You know, I haven't had time to memorize the immortal mantra that Grandpa Huang gave me.

With this thought, I lit incense and bowed three times to plug in the incense, turned my head to ask for help, and looked at the third master.

And the third master looked at me and laughed, saying that he couldn't help.

My face was red, so I didn't care whether I lost it or not, so I took out the booklet that Grandpa Huang gave me from my coat pocket and read it according to the board.

"The sesame seeds are blooming and high, the millet is blooming and bending over, the corn is blooming a handful of hairs, and the sorghum is planted with artemisia in the field, I shouted, the old fairy family is here with your shadow, this is said to come, as if sprinkled with ecstasy, go to the seven stars, cross the seven holes, stop the horse's head and nag, quickly prepare the old fairy family for the hala ......"

"Stop, stop, stop, what is Haraless, Hara Shao is to please yellow skin, fried rolls, fried rolls!" The third master instantly laughed and leaned back and shouted to stop.

"Gotta get it, you can give it to me, but it amuses me to death, how could I fall in love with you stupid girl, come directly, close your eyes and silently recite the name of the deputy hall master in your heart, and then I'll help you!" With this smile unbearable, the third master stretched out his finger with one hand and pressed it against my eyebrows.

And the man on the side was shocked by my alternative invitation to immortals.

It was very skeptical and skeptical looking at me, like I was a big fool.

I forcibly endured humiliation and humiliation and closed my eyes, so I silently recited Hu Yumei's name.

And with my silent recitation, I felt that my body bones shook violently, and I opened my mouth to sing.

"The last row of three incense is the first to see the short, three five seven on the clouds, knowing that the fairy family is coming to visit the class, Hu Huang python on both sides, the middle road is high and fragrant, and the smoke is overturned, the soul is lost and the five are up, the incense is low and the smoke is not happy......"

"I'm leaning on me, stop, you stop me quickly, why am I putting up your gang of fireworks and fireworks, covering your head, this special damn person treats people, sings what incense tune, hurry up, do business, and directly say what's wrong with this incense master, it's useless!"

And as my mouth chirped and sang, Hu Sanye shouted very speechlessly.

"Back King, this flower girl is a self-owned ancestor back king!" As Hu Sanye stopped speechlessly, I let out a very flattering voice.

The voice was contrived, and it was so ear-wrenching to hear.

"Back the King...... The king of the wind and the shadow back, okay, you retreat for the time being, I will do the rest, I will do it! ”

As soon as Hu Sanye heard this, he made Hu Yumei retreat, and at the same time, he turned his head and shouted to the man, "Quickly check, among the three generations of your ancestors, is there a person from the top incense hall, exactly which generation is it, what is the name, report it to me!" ”

"Ah...... Dingxiangtang's, this doesn't seem to be there! The man said no.

"How could it not be, your child's mother, find it, come and ask." Hu Sanye shouted when he heard it.

"Child...... Hi, my daughter-in-law has a bad body and has been paralyzed in bed for many years, and she is upstairs. The man snorted when he heard this.

"Bedridden?" Hu Sanye's eyes rolled, and he shouted for the man to bring his daughter-in-law over, and then turned back to look at me.

I ignored him, he was limp and weak, and he was shivering and shivering.

Just now, Hu Yumei got on my body, which made me very uncomfortable, and it was not the same as the feeling of this stinky man Hu Sanye on my body.

"Hey, hey, the eldest girl will go to the sedan chair once, and when all the immortals in our hall are in the right place, then I will open the seven tricks for you, and it will be fine!"

Seeing that I didn't pay attention to him, Hu Sanye came to me with a very hippie smile and said: "Hello, don't be in a hurry, you see, if you can't read it, there will be one, the old back king, that's the baby of the Xiangtang, the breeze on the ground, you know no, that is, the Yin Soul Ghost who was cultivated after the death of the Xiangxiang cousin Ma, and the same name as the smoke soul, it's not easy, it's not easy, this also makes us run into it as soon as we get out of the horse, it's really a good sign, girl, you should be happy!" ”

"Shut up, don't call me a girl, call me by name!" When I heard it, I didn't have any angry complaints.

Thinking of the embarrassment just now, I got angry, and I was so angry that I could help me with my fingers, but it made me make a fool of myself.

That's good, he has fun and watching him lean forward and backward is really annoying......