Chapter 406: Gifts are exchanged
Hahaha...... Hahaha...... "I burst into tears and ran out of the hospital.
"Something!" The old man rolled his eyes and scolded me.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... I said the earth immortals, what about your ability, why, don't you dare to use it in front of the little white man, it's terrible, it's terrible, isn't this going to starve the earth immortals alive, pitiful, really pitiful! I laughed and pulled out the food from my backpack, deliberately tasting it.
"You...... You dead girl! The old man cursed me fiercely, shook his head and pondered, and went to another house.
"I said the owner, this says that the living are dead, and you beat me, so if I say that the dead in your family can come back to life, can you give me something to eat?" As he opened the door of the house, the old man learned to be obedient and asked very carefully.
At the same time, he squinted at me very proudly, meaning to see how fast his brain turned and how smart he was.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... "I can't help but laugh again."
As a result, it was no surprise that the old man was cut out by a big broom pimple again.
"Eat some, or you can really starve to death, you haven't done anything, you will go back to the underworld, and you will starve to death because you can't eat, I'm afraid your old face will lose your hair!" With this eating and smiling look at the old man, I handed over the dry food in my hand again.
This time, the old man didn't refuse, Tie Qing devoured it with a wolfish face, and then stretched out his hand to me again.
"Let's go, I'll take you to eat something decently hot, and I'll also teach you how to eat the old fairy god of this underworld." When I saw that the old man hadn't eaten enough, I got up and took him to another house.
"Sister-in-law, make breakfast, we are passing by, we want to have a hot meal to warm up."
As I opened the door of this house, I handed a few large tickets to the woman and said, "You keep this money, please ask my sister-in-law to buy some chickens, ducks and fish, we want to have a good meal." ”
"Oaoao, okay, let's go into the house, enter the house, don't worry, I'll buy it, I'll do it when I buy it, and I'll clean it up when I buy it." The woman's eyes lit up and she took the money in my hand and called for us to come into the house.
It's hot, like a relative I haven't seen for years.
"Why?" The old man rolled his eyes and asked me why.
"Bills, so good!" I whispered.
"Banknotes...... Money...... Then I have that too. When the old man heard this, he took out a thick wad of old yin money from his pocket.
"Oh my mother, you can put it away quickly, or you'll be beaten up again." When I saw it, I was speechless.
"How many days have you been hungry?" Then I looked at the old man with a confused look on his face and asked.
"It's been three or four days." The old man muttered.
"It's so pitiful, let's mess with me in the future, keep you drinking and eating, Ao, by the way, I'll take you to meet a very mysterious person, do you want to go?" Then I asked the old man.
I thought of something, and I thought of taking the old man to intercept Jiawuzi.
Because with my strength, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to stop the predecessors of Jiawuzi from doing foolish things, and in addition, let the old man here take a look at what kind of origin the predecessors of Jiawuzi are.
"He is not an immortal or a god, he does exist like a god, holding a fortune-telling banner in his hand, guarding in the death valley of my Cao family, oh, by the way, the earth immortal, will anyone remember the events of the past few lifetimes, he will remember it completely." I added again at random.
"Your Cao family's Death Valley...... Where is it? When the old man heard this, he was interested in Death Valley.
"It's useless, Cao Qianshi is not there."
When I heard this, I shook my head and said: "I'm asking you to meet the predecessor of Jiawuzi, maybe in him, you can ask for clues about my ancestor Cao Qianshi." ”
"To tell you the truth, I want to find my ancestor more than you do, because I have a lot to ask him."
"Humph!" The old man snorted.
"Thinking that the world is sinister, it's not me who scares you, if I don't protect you, I guess you won't live more than half a month." I looked at the old man and scared him.
"Then I have a lot of thanks!" The old man was disdainful.
"That's not necessary, this is called a gift exchange, oops, I think you didn't take care of me two years ago, now feng shui takes turns, you come to my acre and three points of land, how can I do my best to be a landlord."
I stretched out my voice and said in a very playful tone: "Ao, by the way, I will take you to eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, the full banquet of the Han Dynasty, eat all the delicacies of the Yang world, and keep it to make your brain full of fat, and you won't think about going back." ”
"Hmph, what's delicious, I didn't eat it just now, although it doesn't stink, but it's also tasteless." The old man pouted.
"That's dry food, temporarily hungry, what, don't you tell me, I haven't eaten yang food since I beat you to this ground?" When I heard it, I giggled.
The old man rolled his eyes and looked at me, but he didn't say a word.
"Hmph, after a lot of thinking, I easily figured out a cherry, and you ate it, my ancestors should be yours, you should be old, and I owe you young, what is the matter of my life?" After a long silence, the old man shouted angrily.
"How...... What did Cao Qianshi do to you, you told me plainly, when I have the opportunity to find him, I will seek justice for you. When I heard it, I called in a serious tone.
"He snatched what should have belonged to me......" As I asked seriously, the old man blurted out a shout, and then rolled his eyes in a daze, and stopped talking.
"Well, what then?" I struck while the iron was hot and asked.
"Then I became deaf." The old man said very stubbornly, closed his eyes and was stunned, and pretended to be deaf and dumb and did not speak.
"Hard-mouthed, I'll set it on for you sooner or later." I muttered quietly.
In this way, a large table of dishes was served, and the old man got up, looked at a large table of dishes, and looked straight at it.
"Come on, taste the delicious food of the world!" I picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it directly into the old man's mouth.
"Oops...... Oops...... Can you eat all of these, quick, I'll taste them all, taste them! "The old man of the land agitated his cheeks, and he stretched out his hand to hug the seat, and his appearance was more terrifying than the original land lord.
There was no one's own, and if I hadn't called for it, the plates and bowls would have gone into my stomach.
"Ah, delicious, delicious, I won't go back to the underworld, I'm mixed in this Yang world, I said how the thief's head was sharpened back then and he had to replace me, it turned out to be delicious." The old man wiped his mouth and wiped his belly with satisfaction.
"As for the wine, have you ever drunk it, do you want to taste it?" I looked up and shouted for the woman to get the wine.
"Oops...... What is this, wine, can't it be the elixir and jade liquid in the heavenly court, it's delicious, it's really delicious, and if there's anything else, give me some more. The old man poured in a bottle of wine in a few sips and shouted for him to bring him some more.
"You...... So drinkable? I hesitated to take a look, but didn't give it to him.
It should be almost, don't straighten people over all at once, if you think this bottle of liquor is back, you will be almost drunk.
"Hey, Earth Immortal, what did you just say about cutting your brain and cutting the tip of the melon to replace you, do you mean Cao Qianshi, that is, Cao Qianshi replaced you and came to the Yang World?" As the old man's face flushed and he spread the wine bottle and planted it on the kang, I pushed him and asked.
"Huhu......" The dead old man fell asleep.
"Dizzy, it's a lot." I was speechless, and I had to wait patiently for the old man to wake up.
In this way, when it was noon, the old man fluttered and shouted for wine.
"As for the wine, you have to be, it's enough, as long as you come with me." Watching the old man wake up, I shouted to go.
left, and was delayed for two days, and I don't know where the predecessors of Jiawuzi have gone.
"Ao, by the way, I think you old immortals are good at numerology, then you calculate it for me, don't count anything else, count my emotional problems, you said that I and the Three Realms Alliance Lord Hu Moye, is it coming to an end?" As I walked out of the village, I asked the old man.
"Well...... I can show you, but I have to have wine. The old man rolled his eyes, he still wanted wine.
"Done, two bottles, deal, I'll buy it for you in the town ahead." I said yes and started to stop the car on the main road.
Go to town first, then take a long-distance bus back.
"The leader of the Three Realms Alliance, right...... The one now? The old man asked me.
Well, these two bottles of wine were given to the old man, and the big-faced plates were happy.
"Yes, that's him, the nine-tailed silver fox." I said.
"Oops, it's very bumpy, and it's full of twists and turns, it's very difficult, but life and death to the end, he is still your dish, this is a settled marriage, it won't change, it won't change." The old man shook his head and said with a twist......