"Boss, are you back?"

When Russell passed by the living room with a small notebook, he heard the voice of Catwoman Selina, looked sideways, and found that the other party was lying on the sofa, petting the cat, watching TV, and eating snacks.

He looked down at the small notebook, the first line was a stewed cat, the font was bold and enlarged, and it was circled by a red pen to highlight the identification, in case the mind was forgotten.

"Selina, why are you here, I remember your room was downstairs."

"Ah, I've run out of snacks in my room."

Hearing this natural reply, Russell's face was long, the opportunity had been given, and it was Selina herself who didn't know how to cherish it, so he silently used the card lottery system and successfully drew the 'Sword of Vulcan'.

[Vulcan's Sword (A sword that can be sliced at the subatomic level, with a fire burn effect)]

Boom!

With a sword roar, the two cats on the sofa immediately exploded and jumped three feet high.

Seeing Russell's posture of sharpening his knife towards pigs and sheep, Selina hurriedly held the Egyptian cat in front of her and asked, "Boss, what's going on?" ”

"There's a waste cat at home, and I can't do anything but eat, drink, and have fun, and I've raised it for so long, it's time to stew." Russell said as he looked at the Vulcan Sword in his hand.

Fashioned and aesthetically pleasing, the sword forged by the god of fire Hephaestus using khobelco mixed with other magical metals, is harder than any metal in the world, and sharper than any blade.

Of course, this is what is said on Mount Olympus, and it is not necessarily without that mountain.

The power of the divine pattern carved on the sword body ensures that it will not break easily, and in the face of hard confrontation, the pure hard and sharp Erdman alloy knife cannot cause damage to it.

Moreover, because of the presence of divine power and magic, this sword is more lethal than the Erdman Alloy Knife, and it is the best weapon that Russell has acquired.

A very handy long sword, Olympus does not have such a term as a lady's sword, and the forging style of straight and broad blades, whether it is one-handed or two-handed, is very much in line with Russell's heart.

The Edelman Alloy Knife can be retired.

"Hey, isn't this sword Wonder Woman's weapon?"

Selina wondered, could it be that her boss and Wonder Woman got together?

A strong sense of crisis hits, Selina is terrified, today Russell and Diana hooked up, tomorrow she should be kicked out of the office by the boss lady and become a homeless stray cat.

No snacks, no comfortable jobs, no luxury cars, no credit cards.

The worst thing is that without the vest of her death-knell girlfriend, there will never be a brother on the road to give her a gift.

Thinking that he would work overtime and stay up late in the future and become a social animal, he couldn't even pay off his credit card for a month when he got up early and stayed up late for a month, and he went to a bar to dance to make ends meet.

Unable to defeat lazy cancer for three months in a row, he took risks to sneak around, and was caught by Baheatman who heard the news, and since then he has been in Arkham every day, and he has been in the company of clowns, riddlers and other neurotics every day......

"Shhhhh

Selina gasped, her eyes shrunk into vertical lines in fright, and the whole person was not good.

As the saying goes, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, she will never agree with such an unfolding, this family is enough to be lazy and short, and the shrewd and capable Aegean cat refuses to enter.

Serena's face changed, and she rushed to Russell with a whoosh, hugged his sword-holding arm, and said with tears in her eyes: "Boss, what's wrong with the Egyptian cat, why did you stew it?" ”

“……”

The Egyptian cat jumped on the sofa, stretched his limbs, and continued to lie on his back, sneering in his heart Serena didn't know that she was dying, and she still didn't understand who Russell was going to stew.

Russell snorted coldly: "What does it have to do with the Egyptian cat, it's you who I'm going to stew, no, even the sword of the god of fire has been borrowed." ”

“！”

Selina was dumbfounded, a little weak-hearted, and stammered: "If it's a snack thing, I'll make it up when I pay my salary next month." I just think, anyway...... Anyway, you don't eat it, what a waste! ”

"Humph!"

Russell shook his hand hard, just like last time, Selina hugged him too tightly, and he couldn't shake it off with all his strength, and sneered: "Selena, yesterday I formed a group with Batman to farm monsters, and I met a Gotham citizen, saying that he had handed over a favor and asked me to protect him, can you explain?" ”

"This ...... This one...... What if I can't explain it? ”

"All the benefits are recovered, and the people are stewed."

“……”

Selina was sweating profusely, met Russell's fierce eyes, and subconsciously tightened the arm in her arms: "Give me ten minutes, I will definitely be able to think of a reasonable reason." ”

"I'll give you half an hour!"

"Oh!"

Selina let go of her hand and used her brain to think about countermeasures, feeling that with her IQ, she couldn't survive this level.

"Hold on to it!"

"Oh!"

Half an hour later, Serena couldn't give a reasonable explanation, and Russell waved his hand and gave her another hour.

An hour later, Serena found that the hole she had dug was too deep for her to climb out of when she jumped in.

The brothers on the road in Gotham City think she is the girlfriend of the death knell, and the two best friends also think so, Russell came to the door to ask for portrait rights and reputation loss fees, and then thought about the threat of life from the Aegean cat, gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, she didn't climb this pit.

"Boss, in fact, I've had a crush on you for a long time, so I pretended to be your girlfriend."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about......"

"What's that?"

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"Well, that's it, just figure it out."

Russell silently put away the sword of the fire god, and his heart was extremely ashamed, this defeat was not a crime of war, not that his weapon was not sharp enough, but that the enemy's strategy was too clever.

But when he thought about it, he was not ashamed, the hard-hearted Baxman had repeatedly fallen at the hands of female villains, and he only failed once or twice, which was already a sign of determination.

As for reputation, his cousin doesn't want any kind of reputation.

……

It's been five months, Gotham City is calm, the coverage area is larger, and the whole world is in peace.

Not DC at all!

In fact, the villains are still very conscientious, and they go out every day to play directional blasting, but these are routine operations for the DC world and Gotham City, and they are far from the standard line of big events.

Russell stayed at home for five months, studying his death knell armor every day, and playing peek-a-boo for a while when he was tired.

Sometimes I look for cats, sometimes I look for people, and when I find them, I meow and meow.

There is no big blue man without pants, and there is no magic superman with sand sculpture, and a series of expected big events have not happened, giving Russell a ...... Say what it feels like you don't know.

To use an inappropriate analogy, if the DC universe he is in is a universe composed of a series of movies, the current situation is because the street is too bad, so the follow-up plan has been put on hold.

Of course, Russell didn't do anything serious, he contacted Diana, and with the help of the other party, he completed a three-day tour of Paradise Island and a seven-day tour of Mount Olympus, and successfully borrowed the trident in the hands of Poseidon the Sea Emperor.

Poseidon of this world is a sturdy old man with white hair and white beard in appearance, and Russell asks to borrow a trident to take a look, and he generously agrees.

And then there was no then, because the Trident was missing, Russell was kicked out of Olympus and never allowed to step a step.

With the careful eye of Olympus, Russell Langlang has embezzled the trident, and he must not be taken lightly, and must be severely punished to boost his might.

However, the human beings did not know the specific situation of the battle between Russell and Darkseid, but they all knew it, knew that they could not be provoked, and they swallowed it in their stomachs even if they broke their teeth.

After sending Russell away, Zeus comforted his brother with kind words, a trident is just a big deal, if it's gone, it's gone, let the fire god Hephaestus build a ninedent as a replacement.

With six more forks than before, it looks even more imposing, except that the forks are a little bent, and there seems to be nothing wrong with that......

Zeus summoned all the main gods and declared in a high-profile manner that although Poseidon lost his trident, his position as the twelve main gods and the emperor of the sea was unbreakable, and whoever dared to look down on Poseidon would not give him face to the god king Zeus.

Hades, who heard the news, was also in the same spirit, and resolutely stood with Zeus, saying that Poseidon would always be his good brother.

Poseidon howled and cried, moved by the love between brothers to the point of incoherence, and cried into a tearful man, with all kinds of elegant and easy-going words and deeds, and a fragrant mouth, knocked unconscious by Zeus and Hades, and is currently locked up in the prison of the underworld.

It didn't mean anything else, the two brothers knew that Poseidon was so affectionate that they went mad, so it was good to be calm and calm.

In addition, Russell also went to Atlantis a few times, gathered barbecue materials, borrowed a piece of meat from the sea monster Karason, and tried to strengthen his attribute points.

The effect is average, it may be that the attribute breaks 100 and causes his foundation to be too thick, and he has searched the entire sea, and only increased the 'body' attribute by 2 points.

Seeing that nothing could be done, Russell no longer insisted on it, and returned to land with tears of farewell from the sea creatures.

Five months passed, and the task progress bar was stuck, and he couldn't help it, pondering the possibility of doing it himself.

After analyzing the probability, it was found that the probability of success was very small, because he was not a villain, lacked practical experience, and was the kind of person who broke into the interior of the local area.

After thinking about it, to be a bad guy has to be done by Baxman himself.

There's a supercomputer in the Batcave that stores a lot of sinister countermeasures, all of which Bruce has prepared for members of the Justice League.

The Justice League crashes the plan, and there is no better big event than this!

Russell decided to give it a try, it didn't matter if he failed, go to Wayne Manor to see Bruce's family routine, and a smile is good for his physical and mental health.

In three months, the young master of the Wayne family should be born.

Miranda during pregnancy has a short temper, and when she is angry, she is basically equivalent to Arkham's neurosis, but in fact, Bruce, Arkham's patient, says that she can be beaten, but Miranda can't.

Not only can you not beat it, but you have to coax it, because the housekeeper is watching from the sidelines.

In the eyes of the housekeeper, the lineage of the Wayne family is more important than anything else, so although the master is important, the young master is more important, and Miranda, who is pregnant with the young master, is the top priority.

Bruce wants to move Miranda, yes, three months later, whatever, now there is no door.

It's realistic, and it's real!

With the support of Butler, Miranda is rampant, probably knowing that she has only been in a hurry for three months, she is all kinds of vexatious, all kinds of petty plays, thinking of how to toss Bruce, in order to take revenge on the ruthless Batman.

However, what Russell didn't know was that after he left home, Selina used his personal computer to shop online, and suddenly the email prompted a message that an email was scheduled to be sent out in bulk tonight, asking for confirmation of whether it was carried out.

"Why do you want to post it tonight, it's good if you don't post it now!"

Selina didn't even look at it, and directly clicked Send Now.

In this email, a series of photos of Bruce + Batman with Russell's copy is his ultimate means of fighting against Baheatman, and if Bruce dares to attack him, this email will be sent to major newspapers in the United States.

After setting a time of 48 hours, Russell can manually delay it, if there is no delay, it means that he has been unlucky, and the email will be sent regularly.