Chapter Forty-Seven: Avoiding Deception
Carambola was blocked by her sister-in-law Yang Xiangqiao and forced to ask: "If you dare to say anything in front of my mother, see if I don't tear your mouth." ”
Carambola knew what she was afraid of, but for the sake of her ears being clean, she pretended to say: "Just now Aunt Hua said in my ear, my sister-in-law will not embarrass me, if there is something, go to her house to find her, sister-in-law rest assured, I will not go to her." ”
"Is that really all that? Nothing else? Yang Xiangqiao stared at her eyes like a prisoner, but she didn't see any clues, so she had to turn around and leave first.
When I arrived at the door of the house, I didn't see the tiger brother who stood in the way, and the star fruit thought about the sister-in-law who went back first, probably because she remembered the fruit box in her hand and followed the house so she didn't pay attention to herself.
was lucky that there was no obstacle to the road, and a person who didn't want to see came out, only to see Yang Tianshi pinching his waist and coming out, pointing to the star fruit and scolding: "You little hoof, you are still addicted to being an ox cart, I don't know if your sister-in-law is delicate and expensive, let you walk and walk, you go back to the house to take a good look at her, your legs and feet are not good." ”
Carambola listened, this is going back to sue herself, she doesn't want to live anymore, or is she really challenging her own limit, if that's the case, sister-in-law, don't blame me for not keeping your face.
"Milk, I went up the mountain to dig herbs and dried them to make money, and it didn't cost you money, and I can't spend my own money to take the car?"
"Little rabbit cub, you have grown up, you are capable, your wings are stiff, you will make money, you will be disrespectful, right, just those few broken grass roots are still showing off in front of me, rich, rich, you are handing it in, don't forget that now it is our old Yang family and a large family to raise your big house." My sister-in-law is uncomfortable in the car, so you should have the vision to see it, let her sit and walk with you, and you don't know how to pay for the food with the money you saved. ”
"Grandma, I have cooking, laundry, and housework, you see I also bought meat, I made money and didn't forget grandma?"
When Yang Tian saw it, he raised his eyebrows, with a hint of joy in his eyes, and quickly returned to his serious appearance, and said, "Even if you still have a little conscience, if you don't take it back to the house for me, you still want me to take it myself?" ”
Seeing that grandma was a little satisfied, Carambola thought about it, just send it, her little arms and legs walked fast, just as if she was air, and her hands couldn't lift her shoulders and couldn't carry it.
Her own careful thoughts can't be discovered by her, if she knows that she curses her in her heart, then it's okay.
Star fruit knew that he had brought back so many pork offal, even if it was marinated or boiled, it would definitely not be able to hide from their dog noses, so he thought about how to make them disgusting, even if they ate it, it would make them disgusting.
She put down the basket and took out two buns to honor her grandfather, and the greedy brother Bao went straight to the heart, but she didn't dare to go forward to grab it.
Star fruit said clearly, I bought herbs for my father to catch medicine, and there was not much left after buying pork and offal, which was only enough to buy these buns to honor my grandmother.
Zhou Fengzhen glanced at her back basket, sure enough, there was such a pig heart, pig lungs, as well as pig liver and large intestine, star fruit deliberately picked up the watery pig intestine and shook it in front of her, and the smell of pig dung suddenly drifted into Zhou Fengzhen's nasal cavity, making her nauseous.
Yang Junqing looked at his daughter-in-law, stretched out the pig intestine in the hand of the star fruit and threw it far away, smelled it back, smelled of pig feces, and scolded angrily: "Little cub, you are poor and crazy to bring this ghost thing home, you are not afraid of eating worms in your stomach." ”
Star fruit looked at it deliberately embarrassed and said: "No, the uncle who sells meat said that this thing tastes fragrant, and it can also replenish the patient's body, so I bought it!" ”
"Fool, you've been deceived. I knew that I was following you, and I didn't know if I was deceived, the pig's large intestine was the most buried, oops, hurry up and leave our house with them. ”
Yang Xiangqiao pinched her nose, and didn't want to take the opportunity to clean her up, because there was a smell of pig in this room, which was a pain in the brain, and even looking at the meat buns in her father's hand, she felt extremely smelly, and she had no appetite at all.
Star fruit did not give up, thinking that if the stinky is boiled now, it will definitely not be able to withstand the temptation, and when the time comes, he will still be busy in vain, so he said: "This thing looks stinky and tastes delicious, as long as you don't think that it is the intestines containing pig poop when you eat it." ”
"Disgusting to death, dead star fruit hurry back to your Westinghouse, don't disgust us here, don't hurry up." Yang Xiangqiao finally couldn't help it, and when she thought of the black pig covered in stinky mud and rolling with pig feces in the pigsty, she retched for a while.
Carambola turned in her heart, looked at her appearance, and quickly pretended to be concerned and said: "Sister-in-law, why did you suddenly retch, shouldn't you be pregnant, no wonder you let me walk in an ox cart, it turned out that I was afraid of pressing my stomach!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the angry Yang Xiangqiao stretched out her hand to hit the star fruit, she would obediently wait to be beaten, and turned around to the cat behind Yang Jiande, the grandfather who loves face the most, and said while talking: "Grandpa, look at what's wrong with my sister-in-law, why am I still angry when I speak, my mother is waiting for Meizi to retch like this." ”
Yang Jiande stopped in front of his daughter and said: "Enough, an elder is more serious than a child, she doesn't understand you and doesn't know shame." ”
"Dad, she wronged me!" Yang Xiangqiao deliberately coquettish, but she knew that her father would not care about herself in anything, even if she bullied the junior in person, he would turn a blind eye, that is, only when it was related to the reputation of the Yang family, he would not let it go easily.
"I know that I wronged you, you are still messing around like her, don't make trouble, Peach, go back quickly, you don't have to cook dinner today, just let your second aunt do it."
Zhou Fengzhen glanced at her sister-in-law, secretly hated the old man for favoring her daughter, looked at the star fruit hatefully, and thought that too, the child was ignorant and was deceived into buying these ghost things, forget it, as soon as I saw her, I thought about the pig......
Carambola happily picked up the pig's large intestine and walked to the West House, Yang Mei saw the second sister happily coming out of the East House, one was not injured, the other was not angry, and she knew that the second sister was capable, and she must not be angry with those people.
When she welcomed the second sister back to the house, she saw that she had a white cloth wrapped around her hand, and tears flowed down her eyes, and said, "Second sister, you are injured!" ”
Star fruit looked at this stupid child, her heart was sour, and after coming back for a long time, a few people in the east house blindly scraped their own things, only Meizi, who cared about herself, saw that she was injured at a glance, in order not to worry her, she stroked her head and said: "Don't worry, it's Dr. Lu who has to make a fuss about it." ”
She comforted Meizi while walking, and when she got to the house, Yang Junshan saw the injury on the hand of the star fruit at a glance, and the star fruit couldn't dodge, so she told the story again, but she didn't tell them about her sister-in-law Yang Xiangqiao, first, because she was afraid that Meizi would be scared out to take care of things, and secondly, her father would not go out, even if the sister-in-law went out to fool around, it had nothing to do with her father, so it was better not to let him worry too much.