Chapter 52: Your Mother Is a Champion Swimmer!
Walking to the door of the cafeteria, Li Hao took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hey? Have you finished eating? ”
"Brother Hao, we're done eating, and now we're in that barber shop in the commercial plaza."
"Are you pigs on dog days, eat so fast."
Hanging up the phone, Li Hao hurried to the barbershop.
In the center of the University of Finance and Economics, there is a commercial plaza, where some commercial performances or advertisements are usually held, and there are restaurants, Internet cafes, billiard rooms, gyms, hotels, etc., to meet the needs of college students for food, entertainment and accommodation.
When I came to the barber shop called 'Shang Xing', there was already a long queue of students at the door, just like the industrial products on the assembly line, they sat down one by one, and the scissors in the barber's hand buzzed, as if they were shoveling grass, one for 5 minutes, without delay.
Li Hao saw Xie Jian standing at the door, using the mobile phone screen as a mirror to look at his new hairstyle, with a melancholy expression.
Li Hao walked over with a smile: "Yo, abbot, why are you here?" ”
When Xie Jian saw Li Hao, he said with a sad face: "Brother Hao, this barber can't understand human words at all, I obviously asked him to stay a little longer for me, but as soon as I pushed it over, there was only so much left." ”
Li Hao touched his head with a smile and said, "It's okay, I think it's quite suitable for you, if you go to Harvard College, you will definitely be admitted directly without examination." ”
"Harvard College? What school is that? ”
Li Hao smiled and did not answer, and consciously lined up.
When it was his turn to sit down, the barber took one look and said, "Classmate, your face shape is very good, suitable for many kinds of hairstyles. ”
"I've always known that."
Li Hao smiled.
The barber choked for a moment and continued: "That's the case, our store has been doing a discount recently, you can enjoy discounts for annual membership cards, and there are special one-to-one hairstyle designs, ...... conditions like yours."
"Shovel it."
"Huh?"
The barber was stunned for a moment and continued: "Classmate, you can really think about it, you ...... during college anyway"
"Shovel it."
“……”
The barber was speechless for a moment, picked up the scissors and started shoveling.
Li Hao laughed secretly in his heart, in fact, this kind of sales routine has been cheated once in his previous life, they are nothing more than using your good conditions as a guise to sell you membership cards and products from their store, like what customized gel water hairspray mousse and the like, the quality is different, the price is expensive.
Some freshmen were fooled by them, and with that little pride in their hearts, they bought it in a daze.
I bought it back and used it, but I found that it was just like that, and it was not as comfortable as spending dozens of dollars on Taobao Jingdong by myself.
Freshmen are like this, they have to pay IQ taxes in many places before they understand how deep the social routine is.
After the 411 people finished cutting their hair, Xie Jian and the others felt that their hairstyles were so ashamed that they wore their military training tightly.
However, Li Hao walked on the road without any scruples with a big round head, and sometimes greeted beautiful girls with a smile, which made the other party roll his eyes.
Back in the dormitory, after queuing up to take a shower, several people all lay on the bed.
After standing in a military posture for an afternoon, everyone had soft waists and weak legs, and now they only felt that this hard bed was even closer than their own father.
Tuanzi jumped on the bed, lay on Li Hao's back, and gently scraped his head.
"Danzi, a little to the right, yes, that's it, a little harder, exhale ~ comfortable."
Li Hao groaned softly.
Xie Jian, who was on the top bunk, glanced down, and couldn't help but scold: "Brother Hao of the dog day, this slut." ”
A few people lay down and chatted for a while, and the dormitory gradually quieted down, although the time had only come to 8 o'clock, there was already a sound of snoring.
"A senior sister is coming to sweep the building!"
"A senior sister is coming to sweep the building!"
Outside, I don't know who yelled, and the drowsy few people were instantly woken up, and the entire dormitory building was full of chickens and dogs.
Li Hao rubbed his eyes and scolded, "Damn, haven't you ever seen a woman?" ”
Xie Jian and the others had already gotten up and dressed, Su Wenwei ran out of the dormitory to the corridor to take a look, and came back and said, "There is really a senior sister here!" It seems that there is more than one wave. ”
Yang Mingjie straightened the collar of his shirt and asked, "Senior sister, what are they here for?" ”
"It looks like sweeping the building, right? What does that mean? ”
Huang Yingtao, who was wearing pants, asked.
"I'm here to promote the club and let you go for an interview."
Li Hao yawned and said.
When Xie Jian heard this, he suddenly became interested: "Brother Hao, what are the fun clubs, which club has more girls?" ”
Li Hao glanced at him and said lightly: "As a male classmate in Chinese Language and Literature Class 3, you ask this, do you look down on the female classmates in our class?" ”
Xie Jian smiled: "Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest." ”
"The key is that you can eat it?"
"Brother Hao, I don't like to hear what you say, Lu Xun once said: Don't treat bean bags as dry food, no matter how I say it, I am also a person who has watched hundreds of Dongying love anime, I really have to be serious......"
With Li Hao and Xie Jian's mutual envy, the atmosphere in the dormitory suddenly became noisy, and Su Wenwei and several others also joined the discussion of the club, but one person was always silent.
Li Hao glanced at Zhang Weijian, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, quietly listening to Xie Jian and the others, like a lone wolf on the edge of the wolf pack, wanting to approach but having scruples.
In fact, everyone has discovered this problem in the past two days, but they have a tacit understanding and have not talked about it.
Many freshman dormitories have such people, who are incompatible with the dormitory environment and self-isolation because of their own personality and other reasons, but they are also very responsible and will not interfere with the lives of the rest of the people.
This situation can only be eliminated by time, and when everyone is familiar to a certain level, he will naturally blend in, and then they can open up to each other.
Tuk-tuk.
There was a knock on the door outside, and a crisp female voice said, "Classmate, are you there?" ”
A few people, you look at me, I look at you, and finally pushed Xie Jian out and opened the door.
"Hello, fellow students."
Three girls walked in from outside the door and greeted everyone warmly.
"Hello senior sister."
Except for Li Hao, several people were a little restrained.
Li Hao hugged the ball, sat at the back and watched without speaking.
"Junior students, don't be so nervous, we won't eat you again."
A girl covered her mouth and smiled, and Xie Jian and the others scratched their heads in embarrassment.
"We are seniors from the student union of the college, and the main purpose of coming today is to promote our student union to all of you, there are flyers here, you can take a look at it first."
A handsome-looking girl sent the stack of leaflets in her hand to a few people, and when she walked to Li Hao's side, she couldn't help but be stunned when she saw Li Hao holding the cat with a smile on his face.
"Yikes! You're not that ...... That ......"
The girl pointed at Li Hao in some surprise and hesitated for a long time.
Li Hao looked up at her suspiciously, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, senior sister still knows me?" ”
"Hmm......"
The girl patted her forehead, frowned and closed her eyes and tried to recall: "You are ......"
"Come to think of it, you're that hot pot guy!"
A question mark slowly popped up in Li Hao's mind, and he tilted his head to look at her.
The girl blinked, and seemed to feel that what she said was a little inexplicable, lowered her head and thought for a while, and then clapped her hands in surprise: "That's right, you are him!" ”
"Your mom is a champion swimmer!"
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