After dinner, I walked down the street for Zishua, and I was greeted by the cool breeze.

"Did you play well today?"

"It's not something I picked up, they have to do it."

"Then their medical expenses will be deducted from your salary, you should be fine."

"No, whatever, it's up to you anyway."

"Then I'll let you work for free?"

"Then it's free."

"Well, one person's medical expenses are eight hundred yuan, and Cao Ge's is two thousand four hundred yuan, a total of four thousand yuan, no problem, right?"

"How much do I get paid a month?"

"Probably less than 10,000."

"Can I take back what I just said? I don't want to work for free. ”

"Nope."

"Let's discuss."

"Okay, then let you bleed first, there is a drunken immortal building in front, I want to go there for a big meal."

"Okay."

Maybe she was just talking, and the two of us only ordered four dishes and one soup.

But looking at the price of that dish, it's enough for me to hurt for a while.

I took a spoon and took a sip of the soup, and my first impression was that it was good.

But I always felt that today's events were a bit ridiculous.

"Do you mind if I ask Sun Wukong to come along?"

"Monkey King? Journey to the West one? ”

"The one in my house, old thing."

"That's Monkey King? I thought it was a relative of yours. ”

"No, I saw that he was quite pitiful when I went out, so I brought him back, I asked him who he was, and he kept saying that he was Sun Wukong."

"Then you let him come."

I called Sun Monkey, and he just said that he would be there soon, and asked me if I would ask him for help again like last time.

I said no, if I don't believe that I can not come, and ask him for help, doesn't that mean that he is very good?

This old fellow is indeed not boastful, judging by the way he is here.

Eighty percent of them came here, and it is really awesome to be able to run five kilometers in one breath at such an age.

I'm one of those shameless people.

After sitting down, he didn't say hello, but reached out and grabbed a chicken leg and gnawed it.

The most disgusting thing is that he still wants the waiter to take a straw and drink that pot of soup by himself.

I reached out and patted him on the hand, motioning for him to use chopsticks.

He reached out and wrapped his hand around his face, then grabbed his chopsticks, and after a few times, he angrily threw them away.

"You little bastard, you will torture my grandson, how can I use that."

"Aren't you the Monkey King? Why does the Monkey King on TV use it, you won't. ”

"It's all fake on TV, when did my grandson get beaten by those monsters to find help? Phew. ”

He was unusual, and he really looked a little angry.

"Okay, okay, you're the best! But if you want to eat, give me chopsticks, and you will also use chopsticks when you eat in the future, and you can't eat without chopsticks. ”

"Damn, my grandson won't eat it."

Poof-

The two girls on the table next to them squirted directly.

Maybe it's because of his words.

Sun Wukong doesn't seem to say anything like fuck, little bastard.

"To eat or not to eat? If you don't eat it, I asked the waiter to take it away. ”

"Are you two full?"

"It's full."

"Then you are so full, how do I like to eat, anyway, it's all leftovers, you are not late, you don't care if I don't use chopsticks? I'll go to your uncle's. ”

“…… Who did you learn the old stuff from? ”

"With you."

This made me a little embarrassed, and I scratched my hair.

After dinner, Zishuya drove us home.

In the summer, it is not until nine o'clock that the night really begins.

After I sent her away, I walked to the room and took out the Nine Palace Bagua Lock Demon Array that Zhang Zhenren left for me.

I was watching, and Sun Monkey pushed the door and walked in.

That greasy hand hasn't been washed yet.

Rubbing his hand over me, his gaze moved to the four paintings on my desk.

"This is Maoshan's Lock Demon Great Array?"

"You know?"

"Nonsense, my grandson was also trapped by this formation, and it took me a while to rush out with a headache, but I don't recommend you to play this."

"Why?"

"Because I'm going to kill you."

His eyes were bloodshot red, and it looked like he was going to kill me for it.

"I don't believe it."

After I finished speaking, I overlapped the four drawings and looked at them carefully.

It takes sixty-four people for the Lock Demon Great Array to be activated, and it is sixty-four people with superb Dao methods.

"My grandson has experienced a long time the year before last, since this formation was created, except for one defeat in my hands, I haven't tasted it, you have to learn it! But it's not easy. ”

"Aren't you going to kill me?"

"I'm joking with you, how can I kill you, I still have to rely on you to eat and drink."

"Really? It is recorded in wild history that Sun Wukong, as a generation of demon kings, hated humans the most, and ate human flesh raw every day. ”

"This is also recorded, I'm not forced to be helpless!"

"Oh? Let's talk about it. ”

I also became interested and wanted to know what the Monkey King was like in the mouth of this madman.

……

I don't know how many years.

On Huaguo Mountain, a very thin monkey was being pinned to the ground by a group of monkeys and bitten.

The look in his eyes could no longer be described as despair.

At this time, a fat monk rode a lean white horse, and the whip in his hand was whipped on the white horse's body for a short time.

The white horse, whose skin was open and fleshy, had blood stained on the whip.

The monk chased away the monkeys with a horsewhip, but was besieged by more monkeys.

The monk was so angry that he reached out and grabbed a monkey and whipped it on the head.

The monkey fell to the ground in an instant, and was out of breath.

This hand let many monkeys know that this monk was not easy to mess with, and quickly dispersed.

"Monkey, why don't you run?"

"Why should I run? Whether I am bullied by them or killed by you, I must be a man in the next life, and I don't want to be bullied anymore. ”

Suddenly, the monkey reacted to why the monk spoke their language.

"Hahahaha, you are still a little ambitious, are you willing to go to the West Heaven with me to become a Buddha?"

"Can you become a Buddha without being bullied? Can I be reincarnated as an adult? ”

"No, on the way to the western sky, demons are rampant, and they may die, and they will become wandering ghosts after death; And even human beings can be bullied. ”

"Then I won't go, but you saved me today, I can guarantee that if one day I become stronger, I will bite all those who bully you to death."

"Oh? So how good do you want to be? ”

"I want all demons to listen to my orders, only I am obedient, I go to heaven, I want the Jade Emperor to be my brother and brother, enter the ground, and I want the ten halls of Yama to respect me, command the monsters of the four seas, subdue the demons of the eight directions, and be the king of demons; Let those who eat our kind be eaten by me one by one. ”

"Okay."

The monk laughed instead of being angry, and then touched the top of the monkey's head with his hand.

"What are you touching me for? What is your name? ”

"You monkey, there are still a lot of words, I will give you a creation today, whether you can complete this ambition in the future depends on yourself, and my name is Xuanzang."

The monk left, and the little monkey never saw him again.

Until one day, the news of Xuanzang's death came......