Chapter 199: Improper Dog Licking
"Contact information is coming? Where have we got? I didn't touch my chest, but I didn't touch my hand, right? "This time, it was finally Li Xincheng's turn to be yin and yang.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
Are you the Great Onmyoji? Every day yin and yang weird work, are you tired?
"Then you can't just drink a cup of milk tea like Li, I must have touched this hand, I not only touched my hand, but even hugged it!" Chen Ruilin smiled smugly.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Isn't it just a hug? What a pride there is this! I'm kissing it tonight! Did I show off? Harm, the little brother seems to be too young and has too little experience, so he can't hold his breath at all.
"And what about the high school goddess you talked about earlier? You've touched hands and hugged other girls, so what should she do? After thinking for a while, Li Xincheng asked sharply.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
Dude, isn't he? Which pot is not opened? Mention something that spoils the atmosphere?
"No, no, no, no one really wants to be a scumbag, stepping on two boats, right?" Li Xincheng asked.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
"You...... Aren't you too? Don't you have that Yu Peijia? Why do you still go to such a psychological mask ball, and play games with the second beauty of our class. Chen Ruilin seemed to remember something, and hurriedly retorted.
"Oh roar?" After Lei Dengyu and Sun Yue heard Chen Ruilin's words, they looked at Li Xincheng with a wicked smile and said.
It seems that there is a big melon to eat!
"I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give women all over the world a home." Li Xincheng groaned.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Is this the highest level of a scumbag? Love you and love her? My love for you is equal, I can't live without any of you, I can't live without you?
"I'm just casting a wide net and being the king of the sea, I haven't even soaked the girl you said, and I haven't confirmed the relationship, I can't say what kind of scumbag I am." Li Xincheng argued.
"Me too, me too." After listening to Li Xincheng's explanation, Chen Ruilin hurriedly catered to him.
"Harm, it seems that we are both good men of a lifetime!" Li Xincheng said with emotion.
Dormitory 3: "......"
When you become a scumbag, you still want to set up an archway?
"Anyway, if this girl is a girlfriend now, what will you do with the goddess of high school? Improper licking of dogs? Lei Dengyu asked with some curiosity.
"What licking dogs? It's so ugly, if I only lick one girl, you say I'm licking a dog, but I'm TM, now I'm licking more than one girl, you say I'm licking a dog? Hearing Lei Dengyu's question, Chen Ruilin asked with some dissatisfaction.
"I'm sorry, Dog King!" Lei Dengyu nodded sincerely and apologized.
Dormitory 3: "......"
You can be a person, you!
"Multi-threaded development? Anyway, you and your high school goddess are in different schools, it's not a big problem, as long as you don't blow yourself up, she can't find out. Li Xincheng suggested.
"Old scumbag?" Chen Ruilin looked at Li Xincheng with some surprise and asked.
Li Xincheng: "......"
If I say that I haven't been in a relationship once, and I read all these skills of being a scumbag on the Internet, can you believe it?
"It's okay, your high school goddess may also be multi-threaded development, chatting with you here, chatting with another boy on the other side, you two raise fish together, it's good." Lei Dengyu patted Chen Ruilin on the shoulder and said.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
Are you so persuasive? You're good at everything, but it's a pity that you have a long mouth.
"No, she's not like that, I believe her." Chen Ruilin shook his head and said.
"Then you still have all these bells and whistles?" Sun Yue said angrily.
"It's always right to give yourself a way out." Chen Ruilin groaned.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Sure enough, scum is innate, there is no need to learn, let alone personal experience, a person is not a scumbag, and there is no inevitable connection with whether he has been in love or not, whether he has experience or not.
"Next next, next." Li Xincheng hurriedly diverted the topic.
After all, Li Xincheng himself is also one of the scumbag team.
"Then let me tell you about mine, the girl I matched with today, how to say, the body is very spicy, super punctual, belongs to the kind of type, which makes people have an appetite at a glance and is very desired." Lei Dengyu licked his lips and said.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Brother, you talk about it, can you not match the action, it looks very, very obscene!
"As for the face, I've taken pictures of them before and posted them in the group, everyone has seen it, right?" Lei Dengyu said.
"See, the side face looks pretty pretty on the side." Li Xincheng said.
"The face is also very good-looking, but I didn't take a photo with her, so let's wait for next time, wait for the next time I ask her out, take a selfie with her, and send it to Moments when the time comes, and everyone will be able to see it." Lei Dengyu said after thinking about it.
"Where has Brother Yu progressed today? It's all old drivers, so you must kiss it, right? Li Xincheng asked with a (*^.^*) kissing expression.
Lei Dengyu: "...... "Let's read a book."
"I want to go the long run." Lei Dengyu groaned.
"So that means?" Sun Yue asked.
"Can't even hold hands?" Chen Ruilin asked.
"Can't even drink milk tea?" Li Xincheng asked.
Lei Dengyu: "......"
What kind of dormitory are you in, National Onmyoji? All yin and yang weird.
"Cough, you don't understand, I'm really tempted to be like this, which shows that I really love her, I am reluctant to defile her, I really love her, and I want to hold hands and hug at the most appropriate time." Lei Dengyu said.
Dormitory 3: "......"
You are a scumbag, you are more able to speak, obviously said that you didn't hold hands, didn't drink milk tea, didn't do anything, I'm not as good as you, I'm just a rookie and it's over, and I have to get a set of theories to prove that not holding hands and not drinking milk tea is true love, this is ...... This...... This.......
"Mmmmmmmm, it's worthy of Brother Yu, you know the righteousness, love, you have to love deeply, if you don't love, don't hurt, national boyfriend, love love." Li Xincheng said embarrassedly.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Can you blow this too? Old licking dogs?
"What about Brother Yue? How is Brother Yue's situation? Li Xincheng looked at Sun Yue and asked curiously.
"Me, I'm not going to say it, am I? I'm like that. Sun Yue smiled awkwardly.
"What's wrong?" Lei Dengyu asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's just an ordinary game, just chatting, and I've always maintained a pure relationship between men and women, I'm a decent gentleman, but I won't fix those bells and whistles." Sun Yue said.
Dormitory three: "???"
We're not upright and gentle, aren't we?
"Oh, that means it?" Li Xincheng touched his chin and said.
"Didn't do anything?" Chen Ruilin asked.
"Didn't even get the contact information?" Lei Dengyu added fuel and vinegar.
Sun Yue: "......"
Can you please stop being so weird! I'm scared!
"Ahem, talk about this, I still have to get the contact information, but it's just ......" Sun Yue said a little unspeakable.
"Just what?" Chen Ruilin asked very directly.
"It's just that it's just blocked." Sun Yue smiled awkwardly.
Dormitory 3: "......"
So is there any difference between you are here and not here? Aren't they all unreachable?
"Don't you have her phone, then? Wouldn't it be enough to call her? Li asked in confusion.
"emmm, the number I dialed is on a call, please call again later." Sun Yue groaned.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Good guy, even the phone has been blacklisted by other girls! What are you doing to other girls?
"emmm, it's okay, it's okay, there's no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, she doesn't look down on you, that's her loss, she missed you as a high-quality boy, she suffered a big loss, this wave is simply a loss." Li Xincheng comforted.
"Yes, yes, she has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, so let's just worry about her." Chen Ruilin comforted.
Sun Yue: "??? ”
Who is Tarzan, you who are beating around the bush? Is there anyone as comforting as you? It's too much, little brother.
"She doesn't seem to have suffered, does she?" Sun Yue asked with some uncertainty.
"Suffer, where can she not suffer?" Lei Dengyu comforted.
"That'...... So where did she suffer? Sun Yue asked with some puzzlement.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Your question is a bit difficult to answer, and we don't know where she suffered!
To be honest, what do we think, it's all you who suffers, and she doesn't seem to have suffered at all! It seems that there are faint signs of earning, earning a boy who is depressed for her, cranky for her, and sad for her.
But since the words have already been spoken, the three of them naturally have to think of a good reason to round this white lie.
Otherwise, Sun Yue was blocked by the girl he matched with outside, which was already sad enough, but when he came back to the dormitory, he would be deceived by his roommates, although the three of them were white lies, but no matter how kind they were, it was also a lie, if Sun Yue knew the truth, how desperate would it be?
"Isn't it a loss that she lost someone who loved her deeply, who was good to her wholeheartedly? What a loss! Li Xincheng opened his mouth and said.
"However, I don't seem to love her as you said, we just met in the water, and the dew was just in love!" Sun Yue said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Round lies are still denied and scolded? Okay, then you can make this lie round yourself!