Li Dake was so angry that he picked up the water bowl on the table, no matter whose it was, he drank it to the bottom, and he was obviously angry, and it took a long time to ease his anger and continue to talk about what happened.

Two hunters occupy the road, according to normal people's thinking, you go around or persuade the two of them to be half rabbits, wouldn't it be good if both sides could get off the stage?!

This Yutang really went to persuade, and the result of persuasion was that when he traveled to various countries, he had seen dogs that could do arithmetic and dogs that could beat tigers, and only such dogs were real hunters.

Yutang let the dog do arithmetic according to other people's methods, and the two dogs grinned at him, so they were not fierce.

There was only one item left, to prove which dog was more powerful, so Yu Tang threw the rabbit into the air, and the two dogs tore the rabbit fur and flew up, and the result was that the rabbit meat was eaten, and the two dogs, one with a lame leg and one neck bleeding, saw that there was more air and less air intake.

Things got worse and worse, the two hunters moved their knives, and in the end, they actually stood in a united front and wanted to fight Yutang.

If Li Dake hadn't arrived in time, Yutang at this time might have drunk Meng Po soup on the Naihe Bridge.

Sure enough, it was still the fish tang back then, causing trouble, turning small things into big things, and making something out of nothing. Yubai suddenly felt the urge to turn around and leave.

The sedan chair finally arrived at Yu's house an hour late, and there was a problem when the sedan chair was raised, the sedan chair man did not like to carry the sedan chair, saying that it was delayed too much time, and an hour passed when he came, and he had to go back for an hour, and he did not make up the copper plate for two hours, and the sedan chair said that he would not lift anything.

is a good Xiuxiu, just like this, she was covered in a sedan chair and hung in it alive.

Just a few dozen copper plates, won't you give them and it's over? This Yutang read the book of sages, came to the scholar's axis, and pointed to the head of the sedan chair and said: "Sage Yun, words and deeds, deeds and deeds, words must be done, deeds must be fruitful." You have clearly agreed to carry you from my village to your home village, and then because your family village returns to our village, without adding a trip, how can you go back to Er, insult the holy word, and ruin your virtue? Benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold, and must not be discarded, but money should be regarded as dung......"

Yu Bai took a deep breath, clenched the fist in his hand, and forcibly endured the fire in his heart that arched like volcanic rock.

The palanquin man was so angry that his face turned green, and he was so angry that he watched the dogs fight on the road, sat on the cold ground for more than an hour, and now he was talking a bunch of incomprehensible.

The sedan chair man also became stubborn, spread his hands, and said angrily: "You are reading the books of sages, doing sage things, and treating money as dung, then use your family's money and dung to smash me to death, and you don't have to pay for your life!! ”

Yu Tang was so angry that his face was swollen red, and he helped the groom on his head, Guan Dai, and defended: "You are unreasonable, how can you so succumb to the good intentions of the saint, and treat money as dung...... ”

"Slap --- split--- pong ---" four syllables in a row, Uncle can bear it and Aunt can't bear it, Yubai finally stretched out his hand.

first slapped ---- slap;

Then he split his waist ---- with one palm;

Then Yutang sat on the ground and ---- pong;

In the end, Yutang screamed miserably----Ah!

The action is not muddy, it is done in one go, which can be called a model of martial arts.

Yu Tang looked at Yu Bai with red lips and white teeth with a sad face, his face was red, and he said with cracked teeth: "Wait ...... you"

Yubai stood up with a knife in his hand, and he was about to split, Yutang quickly covered his cheeks and closed his mouth.

Yubai waved his hand, and Li Dake threw two taels of silver into the hand of the sedan chair man, and waved his palm like a fly: "Hurry up, get this eye-catching thing away quickly." ”

Yu Tang opened his mouth and muttered quietly, "I'm not a thing." Feeling that something was wrong, he muttered, "I'm something." ”

Feeling trapped in a strange circle, it is rare that he no longer thinks about it, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the head of the sedan chair man taking all the two taels of silver into his arms, Yu Xiucai's head flashed, and his body was as flexible as an ape, and he suddenly rushed to the front of the sedan chair man, grabbed the other party's sleeve, and said if he didn't care about it: "According to what you said, an hour is twenty yuan, plus going back is only three hours, but sixty yuan, you have to pay me back one tael of silver and forty yuan." ”

Yu Bai's two eyebrows were upside down, and he smiled at the sedan chair man: "Don't look for it, the rest of you help me use the sedan chair to carry Yu Xiucai for seven hours, and I can't spit out the sedan chair." ”

Li Dake added another two taels of silver, which was regarded as a reward for silver.

Yutang no longer dared to ask for these two taels of silver, if he wanted it again, he would have to make a sedan chair for seventeen hours in a row, looking at the posture of the sedan chair drivers, this sedan chair is really not easy to sit.

Yutang didn't dare to be verbose, sitting on the back of his groom's official green-haired little donkey, thinking about how to push off the sedan chair for seven hours. In the end, he really thought of a way, the greeting team arrived at home, the sedan chair man was very "responsible" to invite him to the sedan chair, he opened his mouth and picked his throat, first spit out the filth of the ground, spit this overturned the river and the sea, spit this called a dark place, the four sedan chair men were disgusted and lifted the sedan chair and ran fast.

Yutang grinned, the crumbs of the wild vegetable dumplings he ate early were sticking to the tooth flowers, flashing with a faint green light, and he was proud in his heart, feeling that he had not read the sage books in vain for more than ten years. But he didn't think about it, this spitting out his throat and spitting has a hairy relationship with the sage book?

......

The Great Statue Array of the Qin State lost its effect on Zhuo Ran, just as the Qin State lost its barrier, Zhuo Ran's army came to the city and began to attack at any time, but Xiao Ran was not in a hurry, but tightly surrounded the three counties.

Between the three counties and the Qin State, separated by dozens of miles of barren desert, but closely connected to the mainland of the Xiao country, the Qin State and the three counties are cut off from each other, just like a river that loses its source at any time, and it is only a matter of time before it dries up.

Qin Yan never thought that he would be defeated by the hairy boy back then, the hairy boy of the year, not only wise, but also greatly benefited in martial arts, his own internal worries and external troubles, outside the siege of the city, the tiger's eye, the original * stirring up waves, the dark tide surging, if he is in the three counties for a long time, he will definitely lose the constraints on the Qin country, and the regime is in danger.

For Qin Yan, the current three counties are like an island in the sea, isolated from their own country, connected to Xiao State, without the elephant array, for Zhuo Xiaoran, it is more like a racecourse, as soon as they don't slip away, the enemy can run in and sneak around for a lap or two, so they are not wanton. These three counties are like chicken elbows, tasteless to eat, and it is a pity to abandon them.

In a dilemma, Zhuo Ran sent an envoy to ask for peace.

Qin Yan's face was gloomy, the corners of his mouth twitched, talking about conspiracy and trickery, he really wanted to compete with this Zhuo Xiaoran.

Qin Yan carefully smeared white powder on his nails, and his evil face was like a fox, as if he was not painting nails, but making a perfect high-grade jade, without the slightest distraction. Obviously soaked in poison, but exudes an extraordinary beauty, the lips are as red as rouge, the corners of the mouth are smiling, the beauty is suffocating, like a flower blooming on the other side of the underworld, knowing that it is gorgeous and death, but still can't help but touch, to tease, although there is no regret in death.

Wiped the residue carefully, dozens of silver needles were carefully inserted in his hair, a few small darts were pinned to his belt, and when his boots were turned, a blade light also appeared, which could be said to be armed from head to toe.

In the dark night, there are bursts of sword light, hiding murderous opportunities.

Compared with Qin Yan, Xiao Ran was much calmer, he knew that Qin Yan was moody and ruthless, but he cherished his life and current status very much, and he would never die first before his enemy died.

The place where the two met was on the mountain between the two war zones, with a hanging cliff behind them, and looking down in front of them, there was the interior of the city of the three counties of Qin State and the dense camp tent of Xiao State like a beehive.

The two of them overlooked this great river and mountain, and their hearts were surging.

The warm breeze of spring gently and reluctantly caressed the two graceful men, and the two of them stood there side by side like that, just looking at their backs, like two friends for many years.

The two of them have outstanding demeanor, which makes people feel that it is not enough to describe the Zhilan jade tree, warm as jade, and fluttering like a fairy.

Xiao Ran is the kind of man who looks domineering but is actually gentle;

Qin Yan is the kind of man who looks gentle but is actually domineering.

When Qin Yan was thinking about whether to do it himself or wave his hand to release the arrow, Xiao Ran suddenly burst out laughing, making the atmosphere of the arrow tense, like a piano with broken strings, unable to return to the original tune.

Xiao Ran pointed to the distant mountain and said with a smile: "Emperor Qin, the mountain here is slanting down, just like a passage, if someone descends a stone coated with oil and fire from here and rolls into the city of the three counties, or someone flies into the city from here, you say, is it as easy as finding and fetching things in the three counties?" ”

Qin Yan chuckled, pointed to the bottomless Ya behind him and replied, "Xiao Shizi is joking. Behind this is the cliff, in front of a horse flat river, are soft soil gravel, if the boulder is transported up, the cost of manpower, financial resources are huge, the opponent does not know it is difficult, with a guard, it will not work. If a man flies down from here, he will not die but will be crippled. ”

Xiao Ran smiled: "Really? Hasn't Emperor Qin heard the saying that there is heaven outside the sky and there are people outside the world?"

Qin Yan smiled, feeling that the young man's brain was clear, and it was good to dream by himself, and he couldn't talk to himself in his dreams.

Xiao Ran no longer spoke, but whistled, Qin Yan's hair stood on end, thinking that Xiao Ran had given the order to do it, he opened his five fingers vigilantly, just waiting for Xiao Ran to move, cut Xiao Ran's throat with his poisonous nails, and then kicked off the cliff.

There were only a few people in the forest, all of whom were lightly dressed and short-dressed, and their swords were not matched. Two of them dragged a large object out of the grass, and the wooden shelves were tied with gray tarpaulin, and the switch was like the wings of a bird.

The two men bowed to Xiao Ran, seeing Xiao Ran nodding indifferently, the two stood in the "big bird", clinging to the pole under the big bird, not to the station, but to the cliff to run, the "big bird" instantly off the ground, people with the "big bird" flew up in the air, slid across the abyss, crossed the ravine, and the tarpaulin of the "big bird" hunted and flew in the wind.

Qin Yan hadn't woken up in the throbbing, and the two people under the "big bird", one of them took the direction, and the other freed his hand, took out a few round beads from his arms, and threw them at the abyss, and there was a thunderous sound in the air, and the mountains seemed to be trembling three times.