Chapter 415: Recruiting Deadpool
Listening to Deadpool's colorful description of how his sausages were burned, and even accompanied by a large number of psychological descriptions, as well as first-person sensory experiences, Li Mo's heart was full of helplessness. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The most shameless and admirable thing is that on the way back to New York, this thing was indomitable and more courageous, and more than once provoked Shiro Yoshida's sister, and even overdosed on the 'ability suppressant' drug provided by Li Mo, thinking that this could lower the temperature in her body, and then tried to invade → → again to death, but it was scorched three times in a row, and then she was reluctant to stop.
After hearing this description, Li Mo finally confirmed that Deadpool had no psychological shadow at all, but had a good time. Instead of burning out the psychological barrier, it was burned to the fullest, and even awakened to a new indescribable attribute.
Seeing Deadpool dancing on the side, Li Mo secretly dispelled the idea of compensating him, and he felt guilty for himself, sure enough, everything was an illusion!
Deadpool, a tenacious and tenacious pervert, will never be defeated. He can be burned, but he can't burn out. Professor Li firmly believes that Deadpool is a madman who can definitely look directly at the evil god of Cthulhu without going crazy, and even runs up to take a selfie with his tentacle around him.
"Boss, how's it going? I did a great job this time, didn't I? Not only did I capture the Yoshida brothers and sisters, but I also got an extra Duncan. The golden anal wolf is worthy of being a stem anal wolf, and giving birth to a son is also a two-way plug. I met an Oriental man on the smuggled steamer again, and learned the saying, 'His father must have his son', and the ancients did not deceive me! Deadpool started babbling again.
"OK, you've done a good job, let's do a bloodline transformation for you first." Deadpool has done a great job this time, and Professor Li has no reason to refuse the other party's request.
In Professor Li's eyes, Deadpool is one of the few people who is recognized by him, in line with his values, and has good luck, and is worth investing in and cultivating.
Heroes such as Spider-Man and Team America, although they have outstanding potential and great luck, they are too positive and will never approve of his style of acting, and it is difficult to even cooperate. Iron Man is a person like him, although his three views are crooked, but he is very shrewd, and he is not the type to be controlled by others. Looking at other superheroes, they are more or less flawed, either lacking potential, or lack of brainpower, or they are not controlled, or they have been targeted by reincarnators and inheritors.
On the other hand, Deadpool, although he has a bad track record and is cheap in words, has excellent mobility ability, is not afraid of death, has high combat effectiveness, and has a distorted outlook, which is an extremely handy tool.
As long as you give him enough benefits and meet his needs, you will get his allegiance. Therefore, Professor Li plans to cultivate him as a shadow son, hide it as a backhand, and start it after returning to Marvel Earth next time.
"Oh! Can I retrofit? It's amazing! Boss I love you! By the way, can I get an additional bonus for capturing a's bastard this time? Deadpool asked, squeezing.
"Then how about I give you another kilogram of 'Berserk Medicine'?"
"Suck! Is it a Mad Dog No. 2 that costs $80 but has always had no market? Deadpool gasped, his voice mixed with shock, excitement, and surprise, and he said in disbelief, "Oh! Boss, I love you so much! By the way, I heard that our company has recently developed a 'smart drug' that can make people's brains work a hundred times more? Is there such a thing? When I traveled to Las Vegas this time, I heard that the grandson of the card king had to take a pill every time he was in front of the casino stud, and he could make a lot of money without cheating. Deadpool's tone was full of envy and jealousy.
"The use of smart drugs is cheating, it stimulates the nerves of the brain, stimulates your potential, and puts you into a bullet-like state, which I call 'the brain's inherent time control 2x speed'. Long-term use can cause irreparable damage to the brain and produce addiction. Although brain-dead is good, don't be greedy. ”
Li Mo has already decided to win over Deadpool, so naturally he will not be stingy. Compared with other reincarnators and other organizational forces, his greatest advantage lies in this. Today, crayfish is one of the largest suppliers of illegal drugs in the underground world in North America. 'Brain Fragments' and 'Mad Dog Medicine' are well-known for the benefit of all sentient beings, bringing them a strong body and intelligent intelligence.
After taking it in moderation, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my academic performance! I'm smarter than you in mind and better in body than you!
"Oh? This 'brain fragment' sounds like 'mad dog drug', a hot B! Deadpool exclaimed.
Li Mo didn't refute the defense, and asked: "The side effects of brain fragments are very big, are you sure you want them?" I can give you a kilogram and take it slowly, enough for you to be high for a year. ”
"Of course, of course, taking →_ → drugs has to be a trick, what's the fun if you don't get upset? Isn't it like a salted fish? Besides, with my almighty self-healing physique, I still have to worry about side effects? We are men who have been shot in the head no less than thirty times, and our little brother has turned into ashes five times in a row within two or one! "Deadpool has a lot of faith in his body!
"What's there to brag about in this kind of thing?"
"Boss, I'll tell you a little secret, I once tried to smoke for 48 hours straight, and guess what happened?"
"Are you sure you don't have lung cancer?" Li Mo was surprised.
"I didn't read much, I didn't understand cancer, anyway, my lungs were completely black, I couldn't breathe and even my saliva was black, and then I cut open my chest, dug out the lobes of my lungs, and after a night of pain, I was healthy again. Since then, tobacco has been like a cloud with me. ”
"Shut up, lie down for me, I'm going to operate on you!"
When Deadpool heard this, he immediately became excited: "Oh, oh, oh! Can I finally revert back to that handsome face that made the world lose color? I'm looking forward to it! ”
"Shut up!" Li Mo emphasized again.
"Okay! I will obediently shut up, promise not to say a word more, and never disturb your ......, boss"
Bang!
Unable to bear it anymore, Li Mo grabbed the pipe wrench on the test bench and knocked it Deadpool's temple, finally temporarily putting him into a state of shock and closing his annoying mouth.
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Deadpool's operation is not complicated, Professor Li has lived on Earth for more than half a year, and has performed countless 'injections of immortality, immortal empowerment', and has increased his proficiency to the full level.
This time, what he used on Deadpool was not a low-level 'demon factor', but a precious 'shapeshift-demon fiber' after re-splitting. Deadpool is a potential stock, although he owes a little, but it is worth his investment in consuming a 'deformed fiber'.
What's more, the source of this demonic fiber came from Li Mo, which was cultivated by his flesh and blood, and was under his absolute control. Grant Deadpool the 'Demon Fiber' to shape the spiritual root, help him embark on the path of cultivation, and come into contact with powerful magical energy. He didn't believe that Deadpool would give up this power and give up the opportunity to become stronger after being exposed to magical energy.
In the future, the greater the proportion of 'demon fibers' in Deadpool's power system, the greater the constraints on him. At that point, Deadpool will be his biggest pawn, at his mercy. Why do you feel like a villain inexplicably?
Suddenly, Li Mo thought of the big snake pill that mastered the core technology. How similar is your 'Demon Fiber' to your 'Curse Seal'? And it's even better.
If you are lucky enough to meet each other in the future, you must sit down for a cup of tea and exchange experiences with each other.