Chapter One Hundred and Seven: Farce

"Are you ready?" Xia Yuan asked.

"Okay, hey, wait, how am I going to start? You tell me again. Su Xin's nervous hand clutched his apron and rubbed it.

"Hey!" Xia Yuan's "Snoopy Big Hand" was on Su Xin's shoulder, and his eyes were firm: "Look at me." ”

Su Xin looked up.

"You can, I'll be with you."

The big hand on his shoulder was reassuring, and Su Xin's trembling hand gradually stabilized and nodded.

The elevator shook twice, and Su Xin, who was in a semi-weightless state, felt her heart hang up, and unconsciously put her hand on Snoopy's shoulder who was blocking her in front of her, and then there was a patting sensation on the back of her hand.

"Gone." Snoopy's hood came from within.

Su Xin nodded: "Yes." But she desperately wanted to retreat now.

Turning the elevator hall, the scene of rubbing shoulders in the supermarket came into Su Xin's eyes again, she suddenly felt dizzy, the supermarket light above her head seemed to penetrate her chest, vibrating her heart, thinking of what she was going to do for a while, Su Xin's legs began to disobey.

But his patron saint is taking firm steps ahead, and Su Xin does not intend to surrender.

Standing in the cosmetics area he was responsible for, Snoopy stood up in the aisle, he seemed to take a deep breath, then turned his head, raised his hand to Su Xin, and let her start.

Su Xin felt as if her head was covered in a plastic bag, the stronger her breath, the faster her heart rated, and her throat was as uncomfortable as stuck in a piece of pig iron. If you talk about speeches, Su Xin once came to the stage to give a speech to run for the position of class president in the first grade of primary school, and only one person in the class voted for her, and that was herself.

Otherwise, I would still sell them one by one, and the frequency of Su Xin's retreat drum is comparable to that of Mercedes-Benz's F1 racing engine.

"Ahh Su Xin was frightened by Snoopy's scream in front of him and was dragged back to his soul.

"Why!" A shrill cry came from the Snoopy doll, unpleasant and funny: "I...... I'm just looking for a boyfriend! Why notβ€”mayβ€”to! With a shout, Snoopy fell to the ground on his back and rolled around, his paws waving in the air, unreasonable like a child who had been robbed of a popsicle.

Su Xin snorted, amused by his exaggerated and ridiculous appearance.

Snoopy's crying and shouting attracted the aunts and uncles who were rushing to and fro, and it was human nature to join in the fun, and curiosity drove them to watch this farce, and the aunts who pushed the carts and talked to each other quickly formed a circle, and the aisles were blocked.

"Why!" Snoopy suddenly rushed at Su Xin and shouted fiercely, and then slapped the ground fiercely, shouting hoarsely.

"Oooh!" Su Xin then remembered that he was not a spectator, so he hurriedly started acting, pretending to squat down and help Snoopy: "Snoopy Snoopy, why are you crying like this?" She forced a smile because she could see Xia Yuan's sad face from the hood.

"I ...... I ......" Snoopy sat cross-legged on the ground and shouted to the crowd around him, "When I come home for the Chinese New Year this year, my mom wants me to find a boyfriend to bring back." "It's obvious that the voice is a man, even if Xia Yuan's voice is low, it is not difficult to distinguish at all.

"Then take it back." Su Xin said: "Why are you crying? ”

"You don't understand, you don't understand!" Snoopy rolled around again, and the crowd around him was amused, and they stopped as if they were watching a sketch, unwilling to look away.

"Look at me, I have pimples on my face!" Snoopy pointed to a red mark on his face, which Xia Yuan had spotted in advance with the red chalk between the tools, and it could be removed by wiping it with detergent.

"Yikes! Really. Su Xin artificially opened his arms and exaggerated his surprised movements.

"So!" Snoopy hugged Su Xin. Then Su Xin's voice came from Xia Yuan's ear: "It's too much." Then it turned into crying: "I'm like this, I can't find a boyfriend!" He raised his paw and rubbed his eyes, and Su Xin bet that his movements were a hundred times more contrived than his own.

A voice came from the crowd: "Well, my daughter also has acne. ”

"I don't have one, but the nasolabial folds on my face are too heavy, and they don't look good!"

"Yes, yes, I want to give my daughter a blind date, her forehead lines and crow's feet are too heavy, I don't agree, I'm worried, I don't know when I can hold my grandson......."

Su Xin, who had sharp ears, heard the discussion, and immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, got up and pretended to meditate and looked at Snoopy lying on the ground: "Then, Miss Snoopy, maybe it is the angel sent by God to save you!" ”

Xia Yuan thought to himself: Damn! Stealing my lines, isn't he being anti-guest-oriented?

"Oh? How so? Snoopy stopped crying, choked up, and sat on the ground looking up at Su Xin, but in fact, Xia Yuan could only see Su Xin's thighs, which were long and straight......

Su Xin turned around and picked up a bottle of concealer from the shelf: "Of course I use our concealer, it doesn't hurt the skin, it's mild and not irritating, and it can also cover acne and acne scars well!" ”

"Damn! It turned out to be an advertisement. Someone in the crowd saw this and left, leaving many people in a short time.

Su Xin's self-confidence was hit hard again, the hand holding the concealer softened, and accidentally, the concealer passed through her fingers and fell in the air.

Su Xin was shocked, if it was broken, wouldn't his day's salary be gone?

The concealer spun three times in the air, it was about to touch the ground, and it had already seen the scene of itself being shattered, but in the end it did not end up tragically, and a big claw caught it.

Snu was like a treasure, his paws trembling with concealer, and he slowly stood up: "Oh my God, my mother has been giving me blind dates for three years, and every time I contact those blind dates with the most authentic appearance, but they always leave in a hurry before they eat halfway through the meal." He lowered his head and twisted his body sadly: "But whose mother doesn't want her daughter to marry beautifully?" Whose daughter is not the treasure and the little padded jacket in her hand? Who doesn't want to rejoice and find a trustworthy lifelong partner for their daughter during the Chinese New Year? ”

A few questions pierced into the hearts of every mother present like a sharp sword.

"That's really what makes my heart go ......"

"Then I want to hug a big fat boy so much!"

"Why don't you buy a few for my daughter, it's not too expensive, it's the New Year."

Su Xin stared at Snoopy's back in a daze, at this moment, he only knew that he didn't have to do anything, just leave everything to him in front of him.

The warm current that poured into her heart was called dependence.

When everyone in the audience was staring at him, Su Xin came back to his senses and began to say his lines: "Actually, a girl's makeup is not an act of deception, it is the nature of every female, just like love beauty is everyone's nature, this is not shameful at all, the important thing is always the soul under the skin." However, the first impression often brings the other party's initial opinion of themselves, and choosing makeup is not to cover up, but to overcome nature and shortcomings, and lay the foundation for showing the true self. ”

After Su Xin finished speaking, he looked at Snoopy, who gave her a thumbs up......