Male.

Li Yu was shocked.

It was the first time he had heard someone portray the encounter of "falling off the top of the head" so poetically.

Although, poetry cannot erase any obscurity at all......

Li Yu raised his eyes and saw that there were really no birds in the sky, but there was really a pile of fresh bird feces on that person's head. Perhaps the birds have also begun to evolve twice, so that they can fly faster than they imagined.

With doubts, Li Yu moved his head back to its original position. But the man still maintained a melancholy posture with his hands on his hips, and after weighing three seconds, Li Yu asked in a low voice: "Brother Tai, do you want to go to the bathroom to wash your hair?" ”

"Will you wash it for me?" The man blurted out.

Depend on~

It's really the most amazing thing in the world! Brother kindly reminded you, I didn't expect you to have to make inches! Li Yu immediately made an excuse: "I want to go to work in the arsenal, and if I don't go in, I'll be late." ”

"Huh?" The man made a long sound through his nose, and then finally twisted his head to Li Yu's side.

He has a slightly dark skin, a flat face, and a casual mix of facial features. Compared to that face, his figure is much better-looking, with broad shoulders and strong muscles, giving people a comfortable sense of security.

How to describe this twenty-year-old man? Perhaps the word "facial paralysis" is more appropriate.

Li Yu had never seen this facial paralysis, but since he appeared here, and it was just during working hours, then he must also be working in the Excellent Arsenal.

"Wash it for me?" Facial paralysis pointed to the top of his head and continued to ask.

"Nope." Li Yu replied categorically.

"To wash or not to wash?"

"Don't wash it."

"Do you want to wash it or not?"

"Absolutely not."

"I'll give you five hundred yuan, and you can accompany me to the bathroom to wash bird poop, okay?"

"Okay." Li Yu replied as fast as the wind, and he was afraid that the other party would regret it. Five hundred yuan, although it is not much, but it is money that can be earned so easily, why should you refuse?

At this point in time, there was a crowd of people at the entrance of the Excellence Arsenal, everyone was moving in the same direction, and few people on the road noticed that there was a lump of bird feces on their heads.

There are a lot of toilets in the factory, and I chose one of the more remote ones to walk into. There, there was no third figure.

Li Yu turned on the faucet: "Is it okay to give the money first?" ”

Facial paralysis whispered: "Can't you trust me?" ”

Li Yu shrugged his shoulders: "If something goes wrong, it will be a demon, don't think I'm stupid." Of course, even if you brought me here for other purposes, as long as you get five hundred, maybe I won't suffer very much. ”

Hearing this, facial paralysis still has no expression. He calmly took out five hundred from his pocket, and continued: "Don't worry, I'm just a little clean. You can also just help me flush out the bird droppings, nothing else. ”

After saying that, he put 500 yuan next to his facial paralysis, and stuck his head into the washstand.

A column of clear water rushed down and rushed to the top of the facial paralysis head. Li Yu bent down slightly, symbolically brushing his facial paralyzed hair, his hand never touching the lump of bird feces at all.

At this moment, there was no sound in the bathroom except for the rumbling of the column of water; Correspondingly, except for Li Yu and facial paralysis, there was no one in the bathroom.

Doesn't it look like some scenes from horror movies?

Laugh at~

A black mist suddenly slipped out of his facial paralyzed pants. The black mist spread against the ground, and in an instant, it turned into an incomparably sharp knife.

At this moment, Li Yu was fiddling with the water, and he didn't notice the changes in the soles of his feet at all.

Laugh at~

The sharp knife stretched to the same length as a person on the ground, and suddenly, the sharp knife was quickly erected, and then stabbed at the back of Li Yu's head at a thunderous speed.

was in danger, but Li Yu did not react.

At this critical moment, there were hurried footsteps outside the door, and I saw Mei Comyue rushing in, he pressed his chest and said: "Mr. Li, I have been looking for you for a long time, but fortunately someone saw you enter this bathroom!" ”

Laugh at~

The black mist sensed the anomaly, and disappeared into the pants of the facial paralysis in the blink of an eye.

Li Yu turned his head: "What are you doing here?" ”

Mei Suyue flattered: "I said that I want to hug your thighs, how can I give up halfway?" ”

Li Yu snorted: "I'm bah! You're a liar! ”

Mei Suyue scratched her head embarrassedly: "Actually, I don't understand, what went wrong, obviously I remember clearly, you did awaken the spiritual source on the court." But it doesn't matter, I believe that the future really belongs to you! ”

Li Yu said coldly: "What do you believe is the use?" Can it be eaten as a meal, or can it be spent as money? ”

As the two spoke, facial paralysis also pulled its head out of the washstand. Seeing facial paralysis, Mei Suyue seemed to have seen something terrible, and her whole body trembled like chaff.

Li Yu glanced at him: "Why are you so nervous?" ”

Mei Suyue excitedly pointed to facial paralysis: "He is Long Ying!" He's Long Ying! ”

Li Yu asked calmly, "Do you know him?" ”

Mei Suyue's fingers were trembling: "Of course I know, although he has wet hair sticking to his face, I remember that he is also a great hero of mankind, known as Long Ying, the strongest facial paralysis in history!" ”

"Cut~" Li Yu pursed his lips and aimed at Long Ying beside him. This guy is also a human hero? It's a pity, known as the strongest facial paralysis in history, isn't it still a facial paralysis?

Don't look at Mei Suyue and Li Yu's energetic talk, but Long Ying, as the party concerned, is indifferent.

I saw Long Ying wipe his wet hair to the back of his head, and then walked out of the bathroom with a blank face. However, his composure was only holding on, because his movement was suddenly interrupted just now, and this skin was almost untenable.

"Hey, where are you going?" Mei Suyue shouted at Long Ying's back.

"Go after him, catch up with him and ask for an autograph." Li Yu instigated.

"Forget it, Long Ying's thighs are not as thick as yours, I will continue to hug you." Mei Suyue made a choice in an instant.

At this moment, Mei Suyue thought that he had made the right choice, but he didn't know that if he was just able to chase him out of the bathroom, then he would discover the secret hidden in Long Ying's body, so as to prevent a killing.

……

Ten minutes later, the office of the director of the workshop of the Arsenal of Excellence. I don't know why, the workshop director said that Li Yu didn't have to go to work today.

Therefore, Li Yu asked angrily: "According to your meaning, I won't have to go to work in the future?" ”

The director spread his palms: "Yes." It wasn't my decision, it was someone who asked us to do it. ”

"Who! Who would dare to manipulate my fate? Lee was furious.

"Yan Feiwu. His suggestion, we take it as a directive. I thought he would take the initiative to tell you this morning, but you are still in the dark. Well, there's his phone number in the Arsenal's emergency address book, and you can ask for yourself. ”

Li Yu understood that Yan Feiwu's purpose in doing this was to make him devote himself to cultivation. However, you also let me know in advance!

Trying to calm the anger in his heart, Li Yu dialed the phone.

As soon as he connected, Yan Feiwu said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I was going to pick you up in the morning, but there was a sudden emergency in Yong'an City, and it was an emergency that had never been seen before......"