Chapter 161: The little orange of the otaku god and goddess

"Boss Wu, that's the way things are, Zhu Yuanrun, that old bangzi won't be able to die for a while."

Wu Shaodong glanced at Li Rusong, and said angrily: "Okay, since it's okay, you two will rest in the bureau in the afternoon." ”

I glanced at the office and found that only Huang Xiaosong's cowardice was playing on the computer, and the rest were not there, so I asked him with some curiosity: "Team Wu, why don't you see anyone else?" ”

"Oh! Fan Jian and Xiaoying checked Zhu Yuanrun's son's company, and the two girls participated in the rehearsal at the TV station. If you don't want to stay in the office, I'll give you half a day off and cheer them on. ”

After Wu Shaodong finished speaking, I was about to go back to my desk and sleep for a while, but I was pulled by Li Rusong, "Lao Cheng, what are you doing?" Since Boss Wu has said so, let's go to the TV station. ”

Looking at his frowning, I had no choice but to say to him, "Come on, let's go." ”

"Hehe, Boss Wu, then the two of us will go!" After Li Rusong dropped this sentence, he pulled me out of the city bureau for fear that I would regret it.

After arriving at the TV station, I dialed Zhao Ling'er's mobile phone and asked her to take me into the studio.

Since she and Amy had to attend the rehearsal, they didn't have time to accompany us, so after entering the studio, they left me and Li Rusong directly and went to do their own things.

After the freshness of the beginning passed, Li Rusong began to feel a little bored, so he complained to me, "Old Chengha, it's not me who said, don't watch how it is broadcast on TV, who would have thought that this is just a few rotten wooden boards and plastic sheets, it's really TM nonsense!" If I had known, I wouldn't have come. ”

I didn't plan to come here, so I simply threw him a sentence: "I didn't want to come here in the first place, I wasn't pulled here by you!" ”

"Hehe, what, I didn't know it was going to be like this. That old Cheng Ha, why don't we go out for a walk? Li Rusong knew that he was at a loss, so he hurriedly changed the topic.

I also found it a bit boring, but I was worried that it would be a little bad to run around on the TV station, so I said to him, "Isn't that good?" After all, we're not staff. ”

Li Rusong said to me with a tone of hatred that iron is not steel: "Old Chengha, what do I say about you!" The TV station is not Longtan Tiger's Den, what do you have to worry about. When the time comes, we will take out our police ID cards, and I don't think anyone else will dare to gossip. With that, he pulled me up and dragged me out of the studio.

After wandering around aimlessly, Li Rusong began to complain again, "His uncle's!" What the hell, I thought the TV station was so high, it turned out to be this kind of gold and jade, and the virtue in it! ”

I was amused by his metaphor, "Lose your size! Look at yourself, this day the light is whining, like a resentful woman. ”

"Hey! Old Cheng Ha, I won't be happy if you say that, you ...... Oops! Isn't that a little orange known as the god of otaku! Before Li Rusong could scold me, he suddenly pointed behind me and shouted out like a nymphomaniac.

I just turned around in the direction he was pointing, but I was bumped into by a girl who was hurrying up.

Looking at the girl who threw herself into her arms inexplicably, I was a little overwhelmed for a while, is this pushing her away? Or hold on to her?

Just as I was struggling, the girl suddenly hugged me tightly without warning and cried, "Woo woo...... Help me~ Someone is going to kill me......"

Out of police instinct, I quickly grabbed the girl, who had just reached my chest, and asked her eagerly, "What did you say?" Who is going to kill you? ”

Unexpectedly, the girl was like a dog skin plaster, just holding her, but pounced on me again, "Don't ignore me, woo woo woo...... Help me......"

I felt very depressed about this nervous girl, and hurriedly threw a look of help to Li Rusong and asked him to come and persuade her.

Seeing this, Li Rusong knowingly stretched out his hands and wanted to pull her away from me, but he didn't expect the girl to suddenly go around behind me and hang on my back like a koala, and I couldn't shake it off.

At this moment, we have no way, but we can't carry her around like this, and then I said to Li Rusong with resentment: "Old Li, your uncle!" Don't tell me, that koala on my back right now is your idol! ”

"! What does this have to do with me? Why don't you look for the reason in yourself! I told you a long time ago that you are Conan physique, and you have to die one or two wherever you go! ”

I was suddenly awakened by what he said, and the crying girl on my back didn't say that someone was going to kill her? So I hurriedly asked her, "That koala, you said someone was going to kill you, what's the matter?" ”

When the girl heard me call her a koala, she wept and wiped tears and snot on my back, and then choked up and said, "You are the koala, and your whole family is koala!" People are pitiful enough, and you still want to bully me! Are you human? Woowoowoo......"

As she spoke, she suddenly felt aggrieved, and then she began to cry again. At this time, I want to die, can you imagine the disgusting feeling of tears and snot rubbing on my back?

I sighed helplessly, and then said to him, "Am I wrong?" What's your name, beauty? Who is going to kill you? ”

Maybe she had used my back as her own handkerchief and wiped her tears and snot from her eyes again. This time, though, she was clever enough to wipe her tears on the left side and snot on the right side. After doing all this, he said quietly: "Don't you know me? It's incredible! You've really never heard of the otaku goddess Little Orange, have you? ”

Little oranges? If you're really an orange, I'd love to peel your orange peel and feed it to that "rice cake" at home!

Although I think so in my heart, but to put it bluntly, I really can't think about it, I really can't do anything about her. As a last resort, I had to continue to say to her in a good voice: "I know now, please come down and tell me who is going to kill you." ”

"That won't do! I'm afraid! After the hateful little orange cleanly refused, he lay on my back and said, "It's Xiaomei, that slut who wants to kill me, in the dressing room." You're very raw, are you new security guards? ”

Suppressing my anger, I took out my police ID card from my trouser pocket, reached it over my shoulder, and showed her, "We're police!" I don't care if you're an orange or an orange, get me down! ”

She grabbed my police ID card and looked at it for a while before she said suspiciously, "Are you really policemen?" This ID can't be a prop in the stage! ”

"Hurry up and get me down! You're a kids' show host! What an old man, like a child who doesn't grow up! "I don't have the heart to debate the authenticity of the papers, and the most important thing I want to do at the moment is to get her off her back.

Perhaps she sensed that I was really angry, so she reluctantly climbed off my back, then walked around to me, threw the police officer card at me, and pouted to me, "Death to death for stinginess!" Not at all

! Since you are the police, then you must protect me! When are you going to catch Xiaomei's slut? ”

I put my police ID back in my trouser pocket, moved my body to relieve some of the discomfort in my back, and then asked her, "Who is that Xiaomei you are talking about?" Why did I kill you? ”

Seeing that I was asking questions, Xiao Chengzi just didn't want to catch that Xiaomei, and said a little unhappily: "Oh, Xiaomei is Li Meijuan's slut!" Saying every day that I robbed her of the opportunity to appear, can I be blamed for this kind of thing? It was arranged by the director team, what can I do, the audience likes me......"

I wasn't in a good mood for a long time, but now I was hurt by her chattering and noisy brains, and then quickly interrupted her, "Okay, okay... I see, where's the powder room? Take us there! ”

"Humph! I just said no! Come with me! She gave me a blank look, and then walked in the direction she had come.

I didn't follow directly, but glanced at Li Rusong hatefully and said to him, "Your uncle's!" You're going to be foolish! ”

He knew that he was wrong, and said curtly: "What, how did I know that I would encounter such a, alas...... Lao Cheng, let's follow quickly. Saying that, he immediately followed, I knew that this thing was afraid that I would scold him again, but the matter had come to this, so I had to go and see it first.

In the labyrinthine TV station building, after several rounds, Little Orange stopped in front of a room with a "fitting room" label on the door, "Oh~ This is it." With that, she immediately hid behind us.

I was a little unimpressed by her performance, and I didn't think it was a big deal from the bottom of my heart, it was nothing more than some quarrels between the two hosts in order to grab the opportunity to appear. It's just that it was a little more intense, and the little orange suffered some losses again, so he ran out to call for help.

But it's all here, and I can only see the situation first. So I reached out and grabbed the doorknob, twisted it tentatively, and then I heard the sound of the lock being opened.

Finding that the door was unlocked, I nodded to Li Rusong and signaled that the door was about to be opened. He immediately consciously touched his hand to his waist. The position of the gun in case of an emergency.

Seeing that he was ready, I slammed the door open, and the moment the door was opened, a strong smell of blood pierced directly into our noses.

Knowing that things were not good, Li Rusong and I rushed into the dressing room at about the same time.

As soon as we entered the room, a female corpse lying in a pool of blood appeared in front of us.

The little orange outside the door, seeing the two of us standing stupidly in the corridor of the dressing room, curiously squeezed in between me and Li Rusong.

As soon as she stuck her head out, she only glanced at the female corpse on the ground, and immediately let out a scream.

Seeing this, Li Rusong quickly covered her mouth and dragged him out of the door.

I walked cautiously towards the female corpse, trying to avoid the undried blood on the ground.

After taking a closer look at the corpse, I turned around and walked out of the dressing room, and said to Li Rusong with a blushing face: "It should have been dead not long ago, the corpse's wound is in the neck, and the blood is still flowing out, but I haven't seen the murder weapon." ”

Li Rusong pushed the trembling little orange down on me, then took out his mobile phone and dialed Wu Shaodong's number.