"Look at the camera and laugh!"

……

"Scissorhands don't have to be compared, Wade, don't stand stupidly, come over and help. Ms. Grey's front teeth were so white that she drew them black with a marker...... Which one? This nonsense is asked, of course, both of them are painted black! ”

……

"Wade, you're an expert in sand sculpture, put on a few daily poses and give Ms. Grey a sample."

"Shit, I'm not a sand sculpture!" Although Deadpool doesn't admit it, he still skillfully poses hundreds of sand sculpture moves, because it's fun, and he likes to watch people look like foreign things the most.

At the end of the photo shoot, Russell not only kept it for himself, but also made a copy and threw it to Deadpool.

Among them is a picture that Russell likes very much, and the Phoenix Girl is smiling with Deadpool in her hands, tilting her head slightly, and showing her two blackened front teeth.

The goddess turned into a female nerve, and threw the festival frantically, and there were as many sand sculptures as she wanted, which made Russell very satisfied.

Originally, he was going to upload it on the spot to give the majority of netizens a lot of fun, but he was forced by Deadpool to die, and finally the plan ended without a problem.

"Wade, you won't let me upload a photo, why do you have to keep a copy for yourself?"

"I'll keep it for the cable, that bastard always brags that his parents are amazing, hmph, I'm going to bring the facts and the truth to him." Deadpool tied a USB stick to a rope and hung it around his neck without safety, and stuffed it into his red and black uniform.

"Well, I'm pretty much ...... too"

After experiencing the incident of shocking the captain being uploaded by an anonymous person, Russell knows a truth, those who have the resources can control the whole world, and whoever wants to be popular will be popular!

No!

is to control the entire multiverse, after all, there are many actors filming, Li Yuanfang and Di Renjie.

"Hey, hey, hey......" X2

The two malicious guys secretly sneered, and when they heard each other's voices, they both scolded sluts in their hearts.

The phoenix maiden was still singing and dancing, Russell looked at her cheerful figure, wondering what surplus value could be squeezed, Deadpool saw this and hurriedly said: "Russell, the culprit is the storm girl, this woman is the worst, I saw her with my own eyes to slash you with lightning!" ”

For the sake of the good brother cable, Deadpool is also fighting!

"That's right, there's no reason to just shoot Ms. Grey and leave her out, if this spreads, those who don't know will think I'm racist!"

"That's right, Russell, you're right."

“……”

Closing her eyes and praying that the stormgirl Oloro's delicate body trembled, she felt two malicious eyes, no longer pretended to be unconscious, opened her eyes and said, "I know, I am willing to pay the price for my recklessness, but please don't paint it on my face." ”

"You think too much, and you can't see your face clearly."

(艹)

Stormgirl was so angry by Russell's words that her chest hurt, but she had to bow her head under the eaves and gasped twice before she could recover.

Deadpool rubbed his hands and walked over, "Man, since you hate her so much, let me help you get revenge." ”

"What, what's your idea?"

"It's not a good idea, it's just a little suggestion, I personally think your photography style is too simple......" Deadpool puffed up his chest and stretched the muscles on his body without a trace: "Your lens lacks a sunny and handsome male protagonist, so I'll do it for me in the next photo album of Storm Girl." Although it is a bit of a loss, but who makes us brothers, I don't suffer who suffers! ”

"Hehe, I've really wronged you."

"Don't be wronged, where do you get grievances between brothers."

"Wade, you are so righteous, how can I let you suffer, the actor doesn't need you to do it for you, I'll do it myself."

“……”X2

Deadpool scratched his head, "Uh, why don't we be the leading actor together, what do you think?" ”

"I think you two are scum!"

The storm girl, who hadn't spoken for a long time, finally couldn't help it, seeing that Qin Xiang's safety was fine, at most she was a little miserable, she also felt that Russell and Deadpool were acceptable, but the prank was not light or heavy, but now that I look at it, this is clearly two scum!

Inexplicably, Stormgirl is still a little proud, because it turns out that she is more popular than Jean.

Women are like that, they will always have a point in the question of how inferior to beasts and beasts.

"Hmph, you are a captive, where do you have the confidence to speak loudly?"

Russell snorted disdainfully, raised his fist and planted a bag on top of Stormgirl's head, then pried open the cabinet on the plane and pulled out a white marker.

Drip! Drip! Drip ————

At this moment, the communication contact on the operating table suddenly rang, and Russell threw the marker to Deadpool, allowing him to play freely, unleash his artistic germs to his heart's content, and press the communication to get in touch with the other side.

Russell remembers very well that without deviation, according to the plot of [X-Men] 2, last night, the mutant school was captured by the army, and Professor X was also taken prisoner.

At this moment, the person who contacted the aircraft was most likely Wolverine and a group of fugitives.

In addition to a group of young students who were taken away by Colossus, Wolverine Logan, Naughty Anna, Iceman Drake, and Burning Man John are currently the only remaining students in the mutant school and ...... Physical Education Teacher.

After all, he is a Wolverine, except for killing people and setting fires, as well as smoking, drinking, perming his hair, and fighting in groups, he has no other specialties, and the only subject suitable for him is sports.

Maybe there is also advanced mathematics, anyway, no one understands this subject, and whoever teaches it is the same.

"Hey, hello, this is Wade Wilson, who are you looking for?"

“……”

There was silence on the other side of the communicator, and he hung it up directly, and dialed it again a moment later.

Russell took the trouble and patiently connected again, learning Deadpool's weird tone, repeating: "This is Wade Wilson, who are you looking for?" ”

"Who are you? Where are Jean and Oloro? This time there was no hanging up in the communicator, and Wolverine's cold voice came from inside.

"It's a bit complicated, why don't we say it to your face, tell me where you are, and I'll fly over." Russell is not lying, the situation is indeed very complicated, without thirty or fifty thousand words, it is difficult to explain clearly.

"Yes!" Knowing that it might be a conspiracy, Logan still told Russell the location, this is his style, the plan does not exist, just be reckless.

Turning off the communicator, Russell pulled out a hammer from the cabinet: "Wade, don't make trouble." Spotting Wolverine, it's time for us to go. ”

Wade indulges in painting on Oloro's face, and his artistic talent ...... Uh, there's still room to rise, and he drew a smoking poop. I was drawing flies flying around, and when I heard the words, I threw away the marker and danced happily.

"Well done, find Hugh Jackman, invite him to join X-Force, and the mission is complete."

Jingle Bell!

Russell demolished the east wall and repaired the west wall, knocked out the large hole in the tail of the cabin, and started the aircraft engine. Armageddon takes place in a militarized lake dam that houses a number of mutants, and he may be able to trigger one or two draws.

Sou!

A blue-black smoke flashed, and the Nightcrawler looked afraid: "Mr. Angel, why didn't you call me when you suddenly took off, and you almost missed your flight." ”

With that, the Nightkin took off his disguise and handed the breakfast he had bought to Deadpool and Russell.

In fact, the Nightcrawler also bought breakfast for the two ladies, but looking at the miserable appearance of the two, he could guess that the other party had no appetite to eat, so he didn't go over to ask for it.

The plane slowly lifts into the air, and Deadpool can't wait, asking Russell to get to his new teammates in the shortest possible time.

Russell originally thought so, the old driver drove and flew the plane, and always strived to give priority to speed, but when Deadpool said this, he slowed down.

On the other side, the dancing piano woke up from the environment, only to feel weak, and his limbs were as heavy as lead, and he fell into the cabin at once.

"Jean, are you alright?" Oloro asked hurriedly.

"I'm fine, it's just ......"

Qin was dumbfounded halfway through speaking, staring at the white poop on the storm girl's face and the three wisps of green smoke that expressed. I wanted to laugh but was afraid of hurting my teammates' self-esteem, so I endured my stomach ache and leaned over to the other party.

"Oloro, you were caught by them too?"

Jean glanced at Russell and saw that the other party was ignoring her, and secretly untied the chains on Storm Girl's body.

"Hmm!" Oloro noticed the forced smile in Jean's eyes, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

You're embarrassed to laugh at me with a leaky front tooth, do you know how many sand sculptures you have when you take pictures?

For some purpose, Oloro didn't point out that there was something on Jean's face, and moved his shoulder: "No way, that guy flies faster than an airplane, and my abilities don't work against him." ”

“……”

"Poof!" X2

No, I can't help it, the Wang Ba (poop) on your face is too funny!