Chapter 5: I'm Going to Eat You First!
The great monk was stunned and asked with a smile: "How did the old man deceive people?" ”
Li Hanyao was suspicious: "If you don't eat meat, can you grow so fat?" You must have stolen the chicken legs and ate them. Eat it yourself, and steal it for your son. ”
She feels that everyone in the world feels sorry for their children, and they will not eat alone if they steal food, but will bring one to their children, just like the grandmother of the cupola. Her father felt very sorry for her, so she came to her father to ask for chicken.
The great monk's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.
Li Zhuohang hurriedly shouted: "Yao'er can't be rude! ”
He was very much in favor of his daughter, thinking that the monk was full of nonsense, but according to Li Hanyao's analysis, the monk Ke had violated the three precepts of Buddhism, even if she was a child, it was very inappropriate, so he hurriedly stopped drinking; On the one hand, he apologized to the great monk and said: "The little girl has no words, offending the master, looking at the master Haihan!" ”
The great monk recovered and said with a smile: "It's okay. ”
He said to Li Hanyao again: "The old man has no children and no daughters. ”
As if these words could prove his innocence.
No children?
Li Hanyao felt a little sympathetic to the monk and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to give birth to a son in the future." As he spoke, he turned to Li Zhuohang and said with a smile: "My father is too." My mother will definitely be able to give birth to a younger brother and call me sister. ”
Since she was beaten and could speak, her family often teased her and put lip gloss from her mouth: Will my mother give birth to a younger brother? Will the Li family have a son? She knew how to answer to make her father smile, and she brought a son to the monk.
There was eerily quiet in the mourning hall.
Du Li Zhuohang glanced at the great monk with a smile before he said to Li Hanyao: "The master of Buddhism will not give birth to a son." Of course, dad has to give birth to a son. Your mother will definitely give birth to a younger brother for you, and inherit the Li family's family business in the future. ”
That's amazing!
He knew the thoughts of the clansmen very well, but he never thought about his step-heir, and his daughter inadvertently helped him respond to Li Zhuoyuan and others skillfully.
It was not that he had not thought of it before, but that if these words came out of his mouth, it would be like a dead duck with a hard mouth; The effect is different when Li Hanyao says it, she is a child, which indicates a good omen; Moreover, this was not what he taught his daughter in advance, it was Li Hanyao who broke it with the monk.
Li Zhuoyuan and the others were silent.
Even if they think that Li Zhuohang's desire to have a son is wishful thinking, they can't say that, but they want to congratulate Li Zhuohang and persuade him to have confidence.
The great monk's expression stiffened for a while before he said to Li Hanyao resentfully: "You can grow into a fat monk without eating meat." There are many fat monks under the Buddha's seat. To abstain from killing is to warn the world to have good thoughts......" In order to change the topic, he spoke bitterly and at length about the Buddha's teachings, and his mouth was dry.
Li Hanyao didn't understand anything, but only heard one meaning: You can't eat chicken!
Will she be able to back down?
For the sake of chickens, we must not retreat!
The little girl said in a heartfelt voice: "My father said: tigers eat leopards, leopards eat wolves, wolves eat rabbit paper, rabbit paper eats grass!" Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat hemp shrimp, hemp shrimp eat mud! Why can't I eat chicken? ”
The great monk hurriedly said: "Lao Qu doesn't want you to eat chicken...... Speaking of this, he woke up: In this case, why do you say so much nonsense?
Li Zhuoyuan's impression of Li Hanyao plummeted.
Since the little girl entered the mourning hall, she first messed with Li Zhuoer; then be rude to yourself; In the end, it is even more ridiculous, he even framed the monk for stealing meat to eat, just because the monk is fat, so rude, how can there be a little bit of a lady look? Li Zhuohang didn't blame him, but tried his best to protect him.
was politely rejected by Li Zhuohang because of the heir, and the two parties were in a delicate mood, even if Li Zhuoyuan didn't like Li Hanyao anymore, it was not easy to say it directly.
Don't say it on the lips, disdain it in the heart.
Maybe it was too disdainful, so he brought it out in his eyes, and he couldn't help it, and glanced at Li Hanyao in disgust, and was just bumped into by Li Hanyao.
The intuition of a child is very sensitive, similar to the intuition of a beast, and cannot distinguish between too complex emotions, only good intentions and malicious intentions.
Li Hanyao intuitively felt that Li Zhuoyuan was full of malice towards him, and suddenly raised his hair like a beast; Like a child chased and bitten by a dog, he will threaten the beast, "If you dare to bite me, I will kill you!" She blurted out and threatened Li Zhuohang: "If you want to eat me, I will eat you first!" "She's not a timid child, and her father is still around.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Li Zhuoyuan looked shocked, looked at Li Hanyao for a long time, and then turned to Li Zhuohang and said with a light smile: "My eldest niece is really amazing!" ”
Still refusing to discipline your daughter?
Li Zhuohang did not ignore Li Zhuoyuan's glaring at Li Hanyao, and also smiled lightly: "If you are a child, your cousin won't take it seriously, right?" Besides, if you are really vicious and want to eat her, are you not allowed to make the first move? "The tone of the joke doesn't sound like a joke at all; A tone that is neither soft nor hard, implies oppression.
He bowed his head again and comforted Li Hanyao and said, "Don't be afraid, how can your eldest uncle eat you?" That's not a monster anymore. While holding his daughter, he got up and said to everyone: "First out of company." Wait for me to send my little girl in, lest she be naughty. ”
Li Zhuoyuan's face was very ugly, as if this kind of insinuation, it was difficult to distinguish, so he had to suppress his inner dissatisfaction.
Li Zhuohang came out of the back hall with his daughter in his arms, turned into the second patio corridor, and then slowed down and stared at the jade-like little man in his arms.
"Daddy!"
Li Hanyao whispered uneasily.
Li Zhuohang asked: "Why do you want to eat chicken?" ”
He was a little strange, if his daughter is tired of eating a vegetarian diet and wants to eat meat, why is she so persevering when she specifies to eat chicken?
Li Hanyao said: "The cupola has eaten chicken legs, it's so fragrant." ”
Li Zhuohang was a little confused, "Cupola? ”
Li Hanyao told Li Tianhua about the turmoil of eating chicken legs, and Li Zhuohang heard that if he wasn't mourning his mother, he was afraid that he would laugh out loud.
He rubbed his daughter's smooth and tender little face with his lips, and coaxed, "Yao'er." We're mourning your grandmother, and we can't eat meat. Daddy asked someone to make vegetarian chicken for you, which is guaranteed to be delicious. - It's a vegetarian chicken! ”
Li Hanyao said happily: "Okay." ”
She tilted her head and leaned on Li Zhuohang's shoulder socket, and the father and daughter were facing each other. Next to her father's skin, smelling the fireworks of paper money and sandalwood on her father's body, she felt very down-to-earth, peaceful and satisfied.
Li Zhuohang looked at his daughter, his heart was full of softness and hope, he was not worried about having no children behind him, and his sadness in the past few days had faded a lot. Thinking of her performance just now, she couldn't help but murmur: "My daughter is so smart, just like Liang Xinming." ”
Li Hanyao hurriedly asked, "Who is Liang Xinming?" ”
Li Zhuohang smiled and said: "Liang Xinming, she is the female prime minister of Dajing, one person is above 10,000 people, and the legendary woman of Dajing ......"
Li Hanyao didn't seem to understand it, but she remembered the name "Liang Xinming".
went to the main hall of the second courtyard, and Li Zhuohang ordered the cook to come.
He personally explained to the cook: make vegetarian vegetarian chicken.
The cook was stunned at first, but after hearing the old man's explanation, she hurriedly agreed.
An hour later.
Li Hanyao sat at the table, with a small porcelain white bowl in front of her, and a braised chicken leg in the bowl, which was full of aroma, and she couldn't help swallowing her saliva. In the middle of the table is also a porcelain bowl with a flower and bird pattern on a white background, which is full of chicken legs.
Li Zhuohang sat on the other side.
"Taste it."
He motioned to his daughter.
Li Hanyao grabbed the chopsticks, and as soon as he raised them, Li Zhuohang stopped him and said, "Just grab and gnaw with your hands." You can't hold it. "My daughter wants to eat chicken legs, it's better to eat them herself, if you let people feed them, it will be a lot less fun.
Li Hanyao hurriedly put down the chopsticks, grabbed the exposed chicken leg bone with her little hand, felt that the bone was a little blue, and she couldn't care about it at the moment, so she also came to help with the other hand, holding the other end of the chicken thigh meat bulging, and nibbling on the next bite of meat.
She was still chewing, and a smile welled up in her eyes.
Li Zhuohang knew that it was what she wanted.
He still asked, "Is it delicious?" ”
Li Hanyao said happily: "It's delicious!" ”
After that, he said to Momiji: "Give Daddy one." ”