Chapter 604: Sausage Monopoly Oscar
There is still more than half an hour before the last test of Shrek Academy.
Nothing to do. Xu Yi, Tang San and his entourage walked around this half-sized village.
I found that although it is located in the middle of nowhere, it is sparsely populated.
But the scenery is beautiful, especially the houses in the small villages are equally unique and impressive.
"I can't believe there is such a beautiful place outside of Soto City.
If it weren't for reporting to Shrek, I'm afraid we wouldn't have found this place at all. ”
Tang San said, but he felt this village like a paradise, and he was in a good mood.
"Yes, yes. It's a bit basic, but the scenery is pretty and I like it. Xiao Wu responded.
She was originally a 100,000-year-old soul beast incarnation, and she was born with a good impression of places with beautiful natural environments.
"No matter how beautiful you are, you can't eat it as a meal...", Xu Yi interjected coldly.
"Hmph, vulgar." Ning Rongrong glanced at his mouth, and his beautiful eyes looked at Xu Yi with a squinting gaze.
"Sell sausages, sell sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by.
Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet, and the price is high.
As long as five copper coins and eat Oscar brand sausages, you will be guaranteed to pass the entrance exam more easily. ”
At this time, an unusually magnetic male voice came from the calm street, and the timbre did not seem to be very old.
The three of them couldn't help but look sideways, only to see that they were not far from the corner of the alley of the village.
A man pushing a cart was there shouting, and was approaching quickly.
The man in the cart was dressed in a simple gray suit, neat short hair, a beard all over his mouth, and a pair of big peach blossom eyes.
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong couldn't believe that that kind of unusually magnetic and beautiful voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.
The man pushed the cart to the front of several people, with a warm smile on his face and a friendly voice, which was easy to make people feel good.
"A few new classmates, would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausages, Tong Su is not bullied. The taste is the most guaranteed. The man said.
I don't know why, Tang San intuitively felt that the person in front of him always had an unparalleled temperament.
The same inexplicable "swishing" atmosphere as the eldest brother, it is strange that it can't be said.
But at the moment, I did have some hollowness in my stomach, and I didn't think much about it. And seeing that Xiao Wu also looked a little hungry, he said:
"Uncle, please give me three."
The smile on the man's face disappeared, and then his expression suddenly became stiff, and he said, "You, what do you call me?" Uncle? Do I look that old? ”
"Uncle? Isn't it? Tang San wondered.
When the man heard this, his face turned into bitter melon, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and said, "Big brother, people are only fourteen years old this year, and you actually call me uncle?" ”
"Hehehe."
A burst of laughter like a silver bell suddenly came, but it was Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong who couldn't help but laugh together.
"What a cute girl!!"
That person really saw Tang San, and Xu Yi had two petite girls behind him. couldn't help but straighten his eyes, but the next second Oscar's heart clicked and shattered.
"You're only fourteen years old and you're looking like Uncle Bensan, and the hair on your face is really vigorous, it's so funny, hahaha......"
Ning Rongrong couldn't hold back his laughter, and laughed while holding his stomach while talking venomously.
"Ben San...... Uncle...... Hairy ......"
These words kept repeating in Oscar's mind, hitting his mind and making him feel like he was in a trance.
Being ridiculed by a beautiful girl, Oscar looks a little loveless.
But he still picked up three sausages from the stall and handed them to Tang San, although he was "disappointed in love", this business still had to be done.
Tang San took out the silver coin from his belt and prepared to take the sausage.
"Wait a minute!" But it was Xu Yi who suddenly spoke.
Oscar was confused, Xu Yi stared straight at Oscar and said, "You have a problem with this sausage!"
"Haha... What could be the problem? You see it tastes so good, and it's so cheap, how can it be so good outside, isn't it? ”
An unnatural look flashed under Oscar's peach blossom eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
These performances were naturally taken into Tang San's eyes, and he took back the hand that took the sausage imperceptibly.
Tang San believes that the eldest brother will not be targetless, although the eldest brother looks a little "crazy", but this "crazy" has a premise basis.
Xu Yi looked at Oscar and said slowly, "How did you get this sausage?"
"How did it come?"
Hearing this, Oscar felt an inexplicable chuckle in his heart, and secretly thought to himself:
"Could it be that this person can see the origin of my sausages, and the sausages I make myself, even I can deceive myself? How could this man see the clue? ”
Pressing that thought, Oscar showed a smile on his face and said: "This classmate, my sausage is an exclusive secret product, which is completely green, pure natural and pollution-free green products."
"Then you make one on the spot!" Xu Yi said.
"What, make one on the spot? Right now. Oscar was startled, with an incredulous look.
"Yes, if you can do it. I believed it, and bought all your sausages. Xu Yi said with a smile.
Oscar's face turned back, uncertain, and secretly thought: "Could it be that this person really sees through my routine?" But who knows that this sausage is actually my martial soul ability?
But just now he said that if I could make it, he would buy all my sausages.
This is a huge temptation of money! What to do, whether to do it or not! ”
For a moment, Oscar was immersed in the middle of endless reverie, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a lewd smile.
"Oscar, what are you doing?"
At this time, Dai Mubai walked over from behind, and there was also the cold girl in black, Zhu Zhuqing, behind him.
Dai Mubai's words were like a basin of cold water that forcibly pulled Oscar out of his fantasy.
As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai coming, his bearded face showed a bitter look, and his triangular peach blossom eyes full of electricity showed an affectionate look, and said, "Boss Dai, do you want to eat a sausage?"
"Send you two words, to die." Dai Mubai glared at Oscar angrily.
Oscar's face showed a look of grievance, Tang San looked at the situation in the field, and he didn't know why.
"Brother Tang, Tang..., you haven't eaten the sausages this guy sells, have you?" Dai Mubai asked in a low voice.
"No, my eldest brother stopped me just now. Senior Dai, is there any problem? Tang San asked.
"That's good, that's good."
Dai Mubai took a long breath, and glanced at Xu Yi with evil eyes, revealing a dignified look.
Only those who are familiar with Oscar know the origin of Oscar's sausage, and even he himself was pitted by the big sausage once.
And Xu Yi stopped Tang San and didn't buy it. Now there are only two possibilities, one is an accident, and the other is that Xu Yi saw through the essence of Oscar's sausage.
Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, Dai Mubai's evil eyes glared at Oscar fiercely, and said, "Xiao Ao, Tang San, they are my friends. Can't you use your little tricks to harm them? Let them know the truth! ”
"Boss Dai, this is not good! I can't talk about it. Oscar said hesitantly.
"Hurry up." Dai Mubai's eyes widened.
"Hey."
Oscar sighed deeply, feeling very sad in his heart, making friends carelessly!
Oscar, who looked like he was sacrificing his life, folded his hands, and a faint yellow soul power emerged from his palm, and suddenly shouted:
"Lao Tzu has... The root is big... Sausage! ”
"Change, change... I've become..."
……
"Vomit ......"
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