Chapter 593: The Fat Man is Buried Away
As I shouted, the demon monk said: "What a tragic scene, the second brother has no bones left, it really hurts my heart!" ”
With this very sad and choked, the Weiji Demon Monk patted his chest and said: "If he hadn't arrived in time and scattered Gu worms to scare away Ma Thirteen and the Three-Eyed Monster, I wouldn't have escaped at all, and I wouldn't have survived." ”
"Ao, speaking of which, I also want to thank Miss Cao, I know that you sent me to the old man of the Demon Ancestor, thank you!"
"This ...... Ao, no thanks, just pity Mu Er. When I heard this, I was very lonely and said.
I felt very uncomfortable, Mu Er died, and it was the three-eyed monster who did it.
"I'll avenge him, Ma Thirteen is dead, and the three-eyed monster, I'll kill him!" Listening to me being very lonely, the demon monk said.
"Well, what about the little Ding Mouse, have you seen it, in fact, what you should be most grateful to is the little Ding Mouse, every time you have an accident, it is the letter that comes to me to report." I said as soon as I heard it.
"I don't see, yes, what about the little spiritual thing?" Listening to me ask the little rat, the demon monk of Weiji looked around and shouted.
"Go ahead, I think it'll come back unharmed, maybe...... It will go to you, because it is very taboo about the third master, and it should not know that the real third master has returned to the hall. I thought about it.
"Alright, I'm leaving." The Weiji demon monk hugged his fists, took his babbling and humming five old flying stiffs, and left.
"It's such a thing, I start singing when I wake up, but it's quite lively." Looking at the stiff backs of the five major flying stiffs, the fat man said with envy.
"Sister!" Cher threw herself on me and cried.
"Good, Xue'er, hurry up and meet the leader of the Third Master Alliance!" I introduced Xue'er to the third master.
"Well, a body of eagle feathers, snow-white and clean, a rare spiritual atmosphere, when you return to the hall, I will give you five hundred years of skill, and go directly to the immortal position, just call Hu Xueling!" The third master took a look and said.
"Quick, Xue'er, hurry up and thank the third master of the alliance, hurry!" As soon as I heard this, I was happy, and immediately called out to Cher.
"Ah...... Xue'er thanks the third master of the alliance for his gifts, and may the third master of the alliance leader last forever and turn into an immortal! Cher screamed and fell to her knees.
"Oh, my mother, one sentence is five hundred years of practice, then the third master, I will also kowtow to you, what do you give me to the fat man?" When the fat man saw it, he hurriedly knelt down.
"I'll give you this magic bead, I want it to be useful to you!" The third master took a look, and with a smile, he gave the big blue bead in the palm of his hand to the fat man.
"Oops...... Great, thank you, thank you, what do I wish you...... I wish you years to be like the old Mount Tai, standing tall in the Three Realms! The fat man took the bead in his hand flattered, and Bangdang slammed his head to the ground.
"Third Master, is this the ghost pill that the City God Lord turned into?" I looked at it and asked.
"Well, it's the Earth Bead."
The third master replied to me, turned his head and walked to the village: "Deal with the matter here, fat man, you assist Liu'er and take the dead out." ”
"Okay, good, okay, everything is under the orders of the alliance leader, and everything is under the orders of the alliance leader." The fat man got up and followed.
"Cher, let's go." I dragged Cher away.
"Xue'er, what happened, did you send the body of the ancestor back to the burial ridge, did you see that pure Yangzi?" As Lachelle walked, I asked.
"Well, it's delivered, and I've seen that Junyoko too, wow...... It's scary, half of my body has a big head, and it almost scared me to death! Cher said.
He ...... Emotionally, after seeing the corpse of the ancestor, did he collapse extraordinarily? When I heard this, I asked again.
"Well, I've been crying anyway, I looked at the fat man, and I didn't know how to comfort him, so I went down the mountain." Cher said.
"That's right...... That is, when you arrived on the mountain, Nancangzi hadn't escaped yet. When I heard this, I muttered.
"Minami Cangzi...... Who is it? Listen to me mutter, Cher asked me.
"Tiansha Demon, the scum of the Nanshan faction." I replied to Cher and asked them where they had gone.
"Then he went back, passing by a dead man's Yizhuang, this fat man bluffed that he was going to get rich, and ran to someone's house to beg for the dead man's clothes, and burned paper, and finally went to the ditch on a barren mountain, shouted what Sanyang barrier, and took Xiaolang Liu to go down." 27KK
As I asked, Xue'er said, "I didn't wait for him to come up, and in a hurry, I followed him, and then I didn't know what it was, until now." ”
"Fatty?" As soon as I heard Xue'er tell it, I didn't look at the fat man with good eyes.
"O'O, I'm ...... Didn't I look at feng shui, and I saw that the land was not good, so I wanted to go in and get something, but who knew that it was a murderous demon cave, and I didn't come out when I went in, and I didn't come out. ”
Seeing that I didn't look at him well, the fat man scratched his ears and cheeks, obviously lying: "I, I, I...... After going down, I knew that someone was in distress inside, and I wanted to save it, but I didn't know what it was, as for how it came out...... I really don't remember. ”
"Then why did you end up in the hands of Lord Chenghuang?" When I heard this, I asked.
"That city god is a god, and it is not easy for him to catch us." Listening to my question, the fat man said.
"Okay, even if you are sloppy with me, there will be any good things in the hall in the future, don't blame me for not thinking about you."
When I heard this, I snorted coldly and said: "You can also see this, who the third master wants to reward, it depends on whether I am happy or not, if I have a face, I guess there will be no such hole." ”
"This, this, this...... No, no, sister, don't be angry, isn't it just that Sanyang, Sanzi, and Sankai are outside the boundary, the ghost building is gone, let my sister be gone, what is left, Ao, there is a big tomb, there is a baby there, but you can't get a double rubber snake person, no one wants to go in. ”
Listening to me snort coldly, the fat man hurriedly said: "In vain, I will put aside my heart to think about it, I can't get it, I can't get it." ”
"Ao, you went to Xiu'er's house to look for mourning clothes, not to do something for Xiu'er, it's all to find the baby!"
As soon as I heard it, I instantly understood: "I thought that no matter how bad you are, it is to save the demon monk, but I didn't expect it to be for yourself." ”
"Why, do you also know that once paper platinum appears on the corpse of the dead man in Yizhuang, the earth yin and door outside the boundary will be opened...... Yes, yes, you know a lot, huh? ”
"Oh, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, my sister don't say it, if you want to explore the treasure again, I'll take you with me, I swear, I will never leave my sister behind, absolutely never!" Listening to my mocking tone, the fat man raised his hand tightly and swore an oath.
"Okay, let's do the things in front of us first, and I'll leave the mourning work to you." As I walked into the village and came to the threshing floor clearing, I pointed to the coffin.
"In the coffin?"
The fat man saw it and said: "That's not easy to get, buckle and staple, the southwest road is pointed, and the people will go out, what's the trouble, my sister is resting, I'll come, I'll take care of all this thing." ”
"I'm afraid I'm going to be buried again, and the corpses will be charred and curled up." As the fat man said this, the third master said with his hands behind his back.
"Huh?" The fat man ran over, waited for Zhou Kai to take a look at the coffin lid, and came back with a nose.
"Come on, come on, come on, why are you dead, why are you so buried, then the sweat of the corpse has not yet fallen, hurry up and prepare straw, spread it on the ground, and then bring the bedding used by the dead in ordinary times and spread it." As he covered his nose and came back, the fat man pointed at the crowd and shouted.
"Lady Great...... What's that...... Listen to him? Gu Pozi took a look and stepped forward to ask me.
"Yes, it's all under his command, it's getting late, let's start." I said as soon as I heard it.
"Oh, yes, yes!" When Gu Pozi heard this, Zhang Luo went back to get the bedding used by the dead together.
"Sister, what is the sweat of the corpse, it's fun, it's the first time I've seen the dead come out of the burial." Listening to the fat man's shout, Xue'er asked me curiously.
"It's just a clean bowel, understand?"
When I heard this, I grinned and said, "People who die of normal illness will excrete the filth and filth in their abdomen before they die, so as not to bring them to the underworld." ”
"And this is not a normal death, you have to need Mr. Feng Shui to do it."
"Ah...... How to do it, it won't be a direct pick, right? When Xue'er heard this, her fingers were fat.
Then he let out a strange laugh, and he leaned forward and backward with a straight laugh, gloating.
"It's not picking it out with your hands, it's using runes, sticking a piece of rune paper to your chest, and then helping the deceased wipe."
I was embarrassed to look at it, grabbed Xue'er with my hand, and whispered in her ear: "Don't laugh, you can't laugh in a funeral setting, otherwise the deceased will feel uneasy, and the living relatives will be uncomfortable, and they will hear it." ”
"O'O'O'o, good, good!" When Cher heard this, she covered her mouth and stopped laughing, hiding behind me......