Chapter 9: Shiitake Mushrooms! The trust of the gray wolf
My name is Tianyi, I am a vice admiral, one day I got the Goldfinger chat group, and now we are following the group member Lin Feng to explore the customs of another world.
Today is the third day that Lin Feng, a member of the group, has entered another world, and to be honest, I'm not happy anymore, because Lin Feng is in the group, and it's not dawn yet.
As a strong man, well, I should be a strong man.
It's important to get enough sleep, and I was woken up by a chat group just now.
Lin Feng: [@εΆε‘]
Lin Feng: [@倩δΈ]
Lin Feng: [@ι½ζ¨ζ₯ ι]
Lin Feng: [Save the child, I will be eaten by the gray wolf.] γ
Of course, I didn't have a good face to look at when I was woken up not long after I slept for a long time, and it was still dark.
Ye Fan entered the live broadcast room.
Saiki Kusuo entered the live broadcast room.
Tianyi entered the live broadcast room.
Tianyi: [Hasn't this been eaten yet, what's the noise?] γ
Lin Feng: [......]
Ye Fan: [Little Brother Lin should have lost control of his body and has no way of knowing the situation in the outside world. γ
Lin Feng: [What the group leader said is very right. γ
Lin Feng: [I feel like I've been lifted, is the gray wolf going to eat me?] γ
Tianyi: [It's not that fast, it will take some time to boil the water.] @ζι£γ
Lin Feng's heart was cold, his body couldn't move, the gray wolf wanted to cook him, he might not have a chance to speak.
Lin Feng: [Do you say that if I am eaten, I can still be resurrected?] γ
Ye Fan: [This is a bit interesting, if you are eaten and resurrected, then you will create a person out of thin air, and it will be constructed together with your thinking and consciousness. γ
Tianyi: [Do you guess that Lin Feng after the resurrection at that time was still the original you? γ
Lin Feng: [......]
I was disturbed like this and I didn't feel sleepy, so I simply lay on the bed and watched Lin Feng's live broadcast.
I have to find a way to complete the task for him, otherwise it will be really uncomfortable to be woken up in the middle of the night.
At this time, Lin Feng had been hung in the air by the gray wolf, and the gray wolf habitually took the big vat to catch water, but he suddenly thought that there was not much water at home.
That damn hippopotamus occupies his house's water source and doesn't allow him to use it!
Thinking about it, he was angry, and the gray wolf sighed lightly: "There is no water at home and even the food is not cooked, hey, eat roast bear." β
Tianyi: [There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?] @ζι£γ
Lin Feng's mind was full of black lines, and when did he joke with him.
Lin Feng: [Good news. @倩δΈ]
Tianyi: [The good news is that the gray wolf's house is out of water, so it won't boil you.] γ
Lin Feng was overjoyed when he heard this, yes, there is a water crisis in the gray wolf's house, and he must not be able to cook him.
Lin Feng: [What about the bad news? γ
Tianyi: [The bad news is that the gray wolf has temporarily decided to barbecue you, and I will eat the roast this morning. @ζι£γ
Lin Feng: [I@@#Β₯Β₯Β₯#@#@Β₯%!!! γ
Ye Fan: [Let's think about how to complete the task, if you continue like this, I'm afraid your life will be in jeopardy.] @ζι£γ
If Lin Feng regained control of his body at this moment, he would definitely burst into tears.
Tianyi: [First of all, we have to get out of trouble, now Brother Lin's body has not recovered. γ
Saiki Kusuo: [It's almost there, the lamb in the animation can wake up in the middle of the night after being knocked unconscious. γ
Tianyi: [Then wait a little longer, have you figured out what to say?] @ζι£γ
Lin Feng: [Think about it, spoil it first, and then improvise.] γ
Tianyi: [......]
Ye Fan: [......]
Kusuo Saiki: [......]
Lin Feng: [??? γ
At this time, the gray wolf had already set up the barbecue grill and was placing wood underneath to prepare for a fire.
If Lin Feng doesn't wake up, I'm afraid something will go wrong, I thought of looking at the huge iron skewer that was rotating and heating on the barbecue grill.
Tianyi: [The gray wolf barbecue grill is ready, if you don't wake up, something will happen. @ζι£γ
Ye Fan: [Struggle and resist with consciousness.] @ζι£γ
Lin Feng: [I've tried it before, but it doesn't work, how do you struggle with your consciousness.] γ
Saiki Kusuo: [What is 1,000 minus 7? γ
Lin Feng: [Nine hundred and ninety-three? γ
Saiki Kusuo: [Keep subtracting seven and count it down, with an interval of five seconds each time.] γ
Lin Feng: [Nine Hundred and Eighty-Six]
Lin Feng: [Nine Hundred and Seventy-Nine]
β¦β¦
I somewhat understand what Saiki Kusuo means, as long as you keep the tension of your brain thinking fast, it is equivalent to resisting consciousness.
is worthy of being a superpower boss, even Kaneki Ken knows, I'm afraid that Saiki Kusuo has been in contact with other worlds before there is a chat group.
Maybe it was because the time for control had finally arrived, or maybe it was Qi Mu Kusuo's method that worked, Lin Feng opened his eyes and once again took control of his body.
Lin Feng: [It's nice to have your own body again. γ
I ignored Lin Feng's ambiguous words.
Tianyi: [If you don't speak, you're going to be skewered.] γ
Lin Feng, who opened his eyes, knew that the situation was critical, and the iron skewer on the fire was already roasted red.
Thinking that he would be blown up by this thick stick, Lin Feng's hair stood on end in shock.
"Wait, King, wait."
"Huh? What did you just call me? β
The gray wolf turned to look at Lin Feng.
"Big... The king, the wolf king? β
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to have a good eye for this little stupid bear, yes, for the sake of your knowledge of current affairs, I'll give you a good time later."
"Don't, my lord, don't you want to know what I'm here for?"
"Oh? Aren't you a traveler? Is there any other purpose? β
The gray wolf in front of the "big stupid bear" with a king on the left and a king on the right is full of joy, and it is not too late for such a sensible guy to talk a few more words and then eat.
"I am a panda, a rare animal in the eastern grassland, and I heard that there was a dispute over water in the Qingqing grassland, so I wanted to come and solve it."
"Oh? It's that there is a water problem in my house, do you have a way to solve it? β
Hearing Lin Feng say that it could solve the water source problem, the gray wolf was not in a hurry to eat him.
His wife has been clamoring to go back to her parents' house these days, if the water source problem at home is drunk and the water source problem has not been solved, I am afraid that his wife will really leave him, and she will also take the little gray ash with her.
"Of course!"
Lin Feng looked like he had a big bag, although he was panicking at the moment, but the scene had to be said beautifully, and he didn't want to have a miraculous effect, as long as he could make the gray wolf not eat him now.
"Do you have any good ideas?"
Lin Feng pondered hard, what good way can he have, he is just a dick college student who has not yet entered the society, how can he know how to deal with the hooligan-like behavior of hippos.
Lin Feng was hesitant, and he didn't know what to say, and if he forced spoilers at this time, it didn't seem to fit the current situation.
The problem of the gray wolf was what Lin Feng was most afraid of, and he didn't understand how to solve this task at all.
Saiki Kusuo: [According to my words. @ζι£γ
Big guy Qimu! Lin Feng's eyes lit up, and his heart was infinitely grateful.
Sure enough, there are still good people in the chat group.
"As far as I know, you had a relationship with the hippopotamus before, and what was the result?"
With the help of Qi Mu Kusuo, Lin Feng instantly stabilized, spoke slowly, and had enough confidence.
Tianyi: [@ζι£δ½θ°δΈηΉ, your life is still in the hands of others. γ
Lin Feng shut up instantly.
"The last time the adjustment was coordinated by the grassland dwellers and the slow sheep, and the damn hippopotamus didn't say a word no matter what I said to him, and I talked there like a fool for more than two hours, and finally found that he was asleep before the mediation ended."
The gray wolf showed a look of remembrance.
"Didn't the steppe dwellers blame the hippopotamus?"
"Accusations? Hum! The fellows were afraid of the king's prestige, so they deliberately favored the damned hippopotamus and ignored my pleas. β
Renown? I'm afraid it's notorious.
I listened to the words of the gray wolf, and my heart was slandered.
"King, do you know about illegal seizures and financial disputes?"
"Huh? What is that? β
The gray wolf looked confused13.
Don't talk about the gray wolf, I saw Qi Mu Nanxiong's speech in the group, and I was choked so much that I couldn't say a word.
"The king's water source was originally yours, right?"
"That's right, that lake was dug by the king, and the whole grassland knows that it is the water source of the king."
"That's right, the hippopotamus's behavior is an illegal infringement of other people's land resources, because the water source is privately owned, and the hippopotamus forcibly occupies the water source, which will have a serious impact on the owner of the water source, and he has no right to use and ownership of the water source, and he can be punished according to the loss caused to your family."
"And the dispute between the king and the hippopotamus over the water source is a financial dispute, the water source is the private property of your family, and now the hippopotamus illegally occupies your property, the longer he encroaches, the greater the loss to you, and the greater the punishment for him."
"Therefore, I propose that another meeting of the residents of the green grassland be convened to charge the hippo for his crimes."
The gray wolf was shocked in his heart, he didn't expect that the guy he caught casually knew so much. Although he didn't understand a word, he didn't know how to do it.
The gray wolf knew that Lin Feng was not talking nonsense, just that string of smooth and fresh professional terms could not be made up at once.
Little Gray has found a treasure!