Chapter 216: The Automatic Invincibility Buff Given by the Great Cosmic Consciousness?
Ye Chui climbed to the top of a tall building and stood on the top of the building and looked down.
In the early morning, the cars on the ground were like little insects, Ye Chui took a deep breath - although he found that he didn't actually need to breathe in this world, he calmed down, and then he jumped down the stairs with open arms.
He felt the speed of his rapid fall, the wind howling in his ears, and the whistling of the wind soon became one...... Well?
The speed of the fall suddenly began to weaken, and finally under the strong wind that blew from nowhere, he fell to the ground at an almost slow speed, not only did he not receive any damage, but also had a wonderful feeling of levitation......
Unconvinced, Ye Chui climbed back up the building and continued to jump down.
Phew-
Landed safely.
“……”
How do you feel like this is super fun?
The road of jumping off the building to commit suicide seems to be unworkable, so he is ready to try cutting his wrists or something, his physical fitness is now slightly stronger than ordinary people, and he is not immune to sharp weapon injuries.
It's early in the morning, Ye Trai found a nearby grocery store, the store hasn't opened in the morning, Ye Trai broke in and found a fruit knife sold here, aimed at his wrist and stabbed it...... Click, the fruit knife snapped.
It's not that Ye Hang's arm is hard, but that this fruit knife is a fake and shoddy product, and it suddenly collapsed.
Then Ye Chui picked up some kitchen knives and scissors one after another to experiment, these dangerous items seemed to be intact, but as long as Ye Chui picked them up, they would immediately become counterfeit and shoddy products.
Once he picked up the scissors, the outside of the scissors was a cardboard package, and Ye Chui tore the package open, and the scissors were also torn in half.
"It seems that anything that I touch that can hurt me will automatically become inferior...... This is the great cosmic consciousness of this world. Ye Chui couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
He returned to his neighborhood in frustration, climbed through the window and entered the room, his clothes were still a little wet, and he changed into clean clothes, and in the process he thought to himself how to kill himself perfectly.
Several previous experiences have proved that he is unable to do it himself, and that he cannot complete the death of his own will, and will be disturbed by the consciousness of the great universe.
That's kind of ...... Passive invincibility buff?
"It seems that we can only rely on the hands of others." Ye Chui thought in his heart, he thought of the people detained in the mental hospital, "Those guys are all projections of my enemies, they should be extremely resentful of me, I will go to the mental hospital later, let them kill me!" ”
Just after changing his clothes, Ye Chui was about to leave, his stomach suddenly rumbled a few times, Ye Chui frowned, feeling a little tired, he was now sleepy and hungry.
Originally, Ye Chui already belonged to the category of superman, and he would have no problem without eating or sleeping for a few days, but in the brain hole world, his physique had recovered to an ordinary person, and he still felt hungry and sleepy.
"If I skip meals and sleep in a row, will I survive to death?" Ye Chui's heart lit up, and then he shook his head again, "In that case, I don't know how much time it will take, it's too sinful, even if I really die and fall into the limbo space...... I'm afraid hundreds of years have passed there. ”
Just at this time, there was a knock on the door, and Ye Chui's mother Zhang Yun's voice said, "Have you gotten up?" Hurry up and eat, you have to take Cuihua to school today. ”
"Get up ......" Ye Chui said in his mouth, and made up his mind while leaving the room, eat first, go to school later, and take the opportunity to sleep to replenish his spirit during the morning class.
It also takes energy to die, especially now that he is fighting against the consciousness of the great universe.
After breakfast, Ye Chui took Elizabeth Cuihua out of the house and went to the No. 3 Middle School in Longxi Town.
Cuihua followed behind Ye Chui all the way, looking at the scenery of the surrounding "big city" with some novelty and expectation, and asked Ye Chui some questions very carefully, and treated Ye Chui as the master in his words.
This made Ye Chui couldn't help but start sighing again in his heart.
After he turned the little fox Da Shui'er into a ring spirit, although he could control the life and death of the little fox, but after getting along for a long time, the little fox also found that he was not the kind of person with a perverse and irritable personality, so he was much more bold in front of him, and often complained a few words, and he did not have the consciousness of being a slave at all.
Ye Chui actually likes the character of the little fox in his heart, but occasionally there will be some feelings that the little fox would be more obedient...... Now this feeling is projected onto Cuihua-chan in front of him.
Looking at Cuihua's appearance, Ye Trai was afraid that she would obey immediately whatever she said, because she was afraid that Ye Trai would send her back to Niujia Village......
"Brother Ye Chui." At this time, Cuihua suddenly lowered her voice and said to Ye Chui, "Have you noticed, it seems that someone behind us is secretly following." ”
"Someone stalking?" Ye Chui glanced back.
I happened to see Banhua Xiaomei retracting her double ponytail head from the corner of the wall.
"Hmm...... Don't bother with it, it's normal. Ye Chui said with a little sweat and continued to walk towards the school.
Xiao Mei in the corner of the wall poked her head out again, her eyes were cold like a knife looking at the cuihua who was following Ye Chui, her white jade teeth bit hard, and her cute little face had a bit of blackening aura......
This is not only a nymphomaniac, but also a black belly!?
Ye Chui brought Cuihua to school, the beautiful and charming Cuihua immediately attracted the attention of many people in the school, and there were many discussions, Ye Chui brought Cuihua to the office, and when he entered, he saw Teacher Lan Yinger preparing for class.
Lan Yinger is the homeroom teacher of the third class of the first grade.
Seeing Ye Trai coming in, she immediately showed a somewhat angry expression, yesterday she saw Ye Trai and the female hooligan Ao Jiao went to fight in a group.
"She's a transfer student in our class, Elizabeth Cuihua." Ye Chui briefly introduced the nervous emerald flowers around him.
Lan Ying'er obviously knew that it was Cuihua, and yesterday Ye Chui's father had already gone through the enrollment procedures, although it was Niu Cuihua who was registered at the time, and now her name has become Elizabeth Cuihua, but Lan Ying'er didn't seem to feel that anything was wrong.
She kindly pulled Cuihua to her side, asked her some questions with concern, and finally pointed to Ye Chui and said to Cuihua: "Ye Chui is your cousin?" In the future, you don't want to learn from your cousin, you have to be a good student......"
Cuihua nodded in agreement, and was worried that Ye Shui would not be happy to peek at Ye Cui.
Ye Chui rolled his eyes, turned around and walked out of the office.
Lan Yinger is a member of the alliance, she has become a teacher of the school in Ye Chui's brain, Ye Chui is a student, and the teacher has a business to manage students, which is very suitable.
And she is always in a blue uniform, and under the skirt of the uniform is a pair of black silk beautiful legs......
Ye Chui doesn't have much uniform black silk complex, and for the profession of teacher, because he was punished too much by the teacher when he was in school, although he occasionally had some thoughts that he shouldn't have in front of a beautiful teacher, he kept a sufficient distance in his heart.
This feeling of being able to watch from a distance but not to be played with is indeed very appropriate to the blue Ah Fa Lan Ying'er.
Lan Ying'er herself is quite beautiful, and she is in awe of Ye Chui's appearance, and she will not refuse to make a harmonious request, but when she thinks of the blue Avatar Ye Chui, she suddenly loses interest.
Back in the classroom, Ye Chui came to his seat and fell asleep with his head planted.
Before class, Lan Yinger brought Cuihua to the class and introduced the transfer student, the atmosphere in the class was warm, and Ye fell asleep on the table.
The morning passed in a hurry.
The middle lobe hangs up a few times.
When I woke up for the first time, I was in a math class, and the math teacher was teaching everyone how to use probability to calculate other people's cards when fighting landlords......
The second time I woke up, it was a Chinese class, and the Chinese teacher was explaining a text, what pharmacist and what Douzong, and there was a line of big words on the blackboard behind him: Thirty years in Hexi and thirty years in Hedong, don't bully the poor boy!
When Ye Chui woke up for the third time, the class turned into a music class, and a female teacher who looked like Zhao Benshan was sitting in front of the electronic piano, teaching everyone to sing while playing: "The spring breeze of reform blows all over the face......
When the last class in the morning was about to end, Ye Chui woke up completely, he wiped the saliva on his mouth, and found that this class was an English class, and the English teacher was telling the love story of Li Lei and Han Meimei.
“……”
Listening to the English teacher's story about Li Lei and Han Meimei, Ye Trai sighed in his heart, everything the teacher taught in the brain hole world came from Ye Trai's own knowledge reserves...... It seems that I have forgotten everything I learned when I was in school.
It's a sad story.
After the English class, it was time for the lunch break.
During this time, there are two or three hours for students to eat, and they can also sleep on the table, Ye Trai feels that he is quite good after a morning of sleep, but he is a little hungry, there is a cafeteria in the school, and students can also bring lunch by themselves, Ye Trai thought about going to the cafeteria to eat something first.
Cuihua got acquainted with the students in the class after a morning, and walked to the cafeteria with a few people, Ye Chui didn't have to worry about her.
When she stood up and was about to go to the cafeteria, Banhua Xiaomei suddenly walked to Ye Chui's side, put a lunch box in front of Ye Chui, and ran away with a shy face.
"Huh?"
Ye Chui opened the lunch box, which contained carefully prepared meals, and also drew a heart-shaped pattern on the white rice with tomato juice...... Is this a love bento?
At this point, some students stayed in the classroom for lunch and gathered together in twos and threes.
Ye Chui happily picked up the love lunch box that Xiaomei gave her.
The female hooligan Ao Jiao and the sissy Li Jianguo also sat in the back row of the classroom eating a boxed lunch, and halfway through the meal, an outsider walked into the classroom with a lunch box, Ye Chui glanced at his expression and couldn't help but be stunned, only to see that this person was wearing the costume of the Eight God Nunnery, with red hair, but his appearance was extraordinarily vicissitudes, he looked at least forty or fifty years old, and he looked nondescript, and most importantly, this person turned out to be the dragon team of the Dragon Soul Group with the special ability to summon game characters, Chang Ting.
Seeing Chang Ting's costume appear, several students sitting next to Ye Ting whispered.
"What's the matter with this man? Is he a teacher at school? ”
"No, he's a senior in our school."
"He's a student...... I'm too anxious. ”
"You don't know that, do you? He is the backbone of the dragon soul group in our school, in order to maintain the dragon soul group, he resolutely decided not to graduate in the third year of high school, it has been more than 20 years now, he was rated as the most familiar face in our school, and the new teacher came to ask him about the inside story. ”
"So powerful? What's his name? ”
"Not many people remember his real name, but they only remember his nickname, which is Dasha Ting."
Ye Hang: "......"