Chapter 218: Bar Spirit

"Do you have any more questions for me? If not, I'll step down. Li Xincheng asked.

"Nope." Brother Zijian shook his head and said.

"It's okay, Xincheng, come down first, and if there are senior brothers and sisters who want to ask you questions, let's go on stage again." Brother Feng waved his hand at Li Xincheng and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Hop-on is OK! Inexplicably, I feel a sense of humility.

"Okay." Li Xincheng nodded, got off the stage, and sat back in his place.

"Huh." As soon as he sat back in his position, Li Xincheng felt a sharp pain in his waist, and it was Yu Peijia who stretched out her claws to Li Xincheng's waist, no, stretched out her slender jade fingers.

"What does the average national stature mean? Can you explain? Yu Peijia gritted her teeth and looked at Li Xincheng and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

That's what it means! What's the point? It's just a bit of a figure!

"Emmm, you're in good shape, don't dwell on that thing I just said." Thousands of clothes are worn, but the sycophants are not worn, Li Xincheng hurriedly patted the sycophants.

"Really? How good is that? Yu Peijia glanced at Li Xincheng with interest and asked.

Li Xincheng: "......"

emmm, what do you want me to say about this, do you want me to be honest? Except for the small breasts, everything else is fine, nothing is wrong.

"That's really good, the slender jade neck, the graceful figure, especially a pair of snow-white long legs, are simply eye-catching, after taking a look, people can no longer take their eyes off it, deeply imprinted in their minds, and can no longer forget, this figure, a proper model figure." Li Xincheng promoted his strengths and avoided his weaknesses, avoided Yu Peijia's shortcomings, and picked Yu Peijia's strengths and said.

"Really? Is my body really as good as you say? After listening to Li Xincheng's evaluation, Yu Peijia asked a little embarrassed.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Don't you feel that I'm using exaggerated rhetoric here?

"Yes, your figure is really good, I guess it's the ideal type for many girls." Li Xincheng nodded firmly.

"Okay, I'll just believe you once!" Yu Peijia nodded.

Li Xincheng: "......"

You don't believe the truth, but you believe the lies.

After Li Xincheng, it is Chen Ruilin.

I saw Chen Ruilin help his frame, and then began to walk to the podium in front of him, without even combing his hairstyle, it can be seen that he is very confident in himself, and he is also very confident in his hairspray, and he is not afraid of the wind blowing his hairstyle, and he can't even tidy it up.

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Ruilin, I am very happy to join the big family of the secretariat, my usual hobby is to read books and newspapers and write, if there are brothers and sisters who have the same hobby as me, you can add a WeChat, we can communicate together, learn from each other, and achieve common progress." Chen Ruilin introduced.

"Do you have any questions for me?" After Chen Ruilin finished his introduction, he stood on the podium with his hands in his hands, and asked with the fan of a martial arts master with a light breeze.

Seeing Chen Ruilin's performance like this, everyone called him an expert, and he even stood still with such grace and temperament, and had the style of a hero, which is good.

Chen Ruilin just standing there motionless, it will make people feel refreshed, it seems that he has practiced this technique of appearing in front of people for a long time.

"Ruilin, right? I would like to ask you, what books do you usually read? As Li Xincheng expected, the person who asked the question was Brother Zijian.

To be honest, Li Xincheng didn't figure it out, why did Brother Zijian have so many questions? Problem teenagers?

Hearing the question asked by Brother Zijian, Li Xincheng couldn't help but smile in his heart.

The books that Chen Ruilin usually reads, they are all literary masterpieces like the Golden Bottle Plum, or, some, cough, with a little physiological knowledge introduction, can bring human enlightenment.

"Well, well, I usually read some famous writers' writings, or anthologies or the like, and sometimes, I will combine work and rest, and look at books about history, and I can see the gains and losses by taking history as a mirror.

In my spare time, I will also study poetry and the like, feel the charm of the poetry from the ancients, and actually feel the feelings of the ancients when they wrote this poem, whether it was joy or pathos, and also think about why the ancients wrote this poem, what they wanted to express something, and so on. Chen Ruilin said honestly, as if he was a good student who was extremely studious and often studied these literary things.

To be honest, if Li Xincheng hadn't been his roommate, he would have almost been deceived by Chen Ruilin today.

Without him, Chen Ruilin's acting skills are so good, they are simply impeccable, whether it is from the behavior of speaking, or the tone of speech, they all reveal a sense of confidence, which gives people a very convincing feeling, and people have to believe what he says.

"Oh, that's it, then senior brother, I still have a question for you, may I ask about the reading comprehension of the college entrance examination language, how many points did you get?" Brother Zijian touched his chin and asked.

Everyone: "......"

Old bar?

"emmm, this, I don't know very well, it should be the average of national high school students, my Chinese grades have never been very good." Chen Ruilin said after thinking about it.

"Isn't it great? How many points is that? Brother Zijian asked again.

"Well, when I took the college entrance examination, I only scored 135 points, which is very low." Chen Ruilin shook his head and said.

Everyone: "......"

Is that still low? You're afraid that you didn't just deduct the essay points, right?

Looking at Chen Ruilin's sad and lamented look on the stage, Li Xincheng knew that Chen Ruilin had started again, and he had started his invisible pretense again! Writing Zhai

"Oh, that's pretty low." Brother Zijian looked at Chen Ruilin and nodded.

Everyone in the audience: "......"

Chen Ruilin: "??? ”

Is this still low? Are you afraid you're kidding me? No, no, no, senior brother, don't do it for the sake of the bar, this won't work! Aren't you narrowing the road?

"Oh, I'm sorry Harryin, I'm really not from the bar, I'm just casually saying that, sighing, that's as compensation for you, junior brother, I'll also report my college entrance examination Chinese results! My college entrance examination Chinese score that year, it was 137 points, but we are not the same class, and the Chinese test papers are not the same, this score between the two of us is not comparable, I just said 135 is a bit low, it is for our session, but not for the junior brother. Brother Zijian seemed to realize the inappropriateness of his words, and hurriedly explained.

Everyone in the audience: "......"

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Are you sure you're not targeting me? It's okay to report your college entrance examination Chinese score to me as compensation, is this how you compensate others? Isn't this compensation a bit of a problem?

How come I don't feel the slightest bit moved! Are you sure you're not trying to use me as a staircase? You're really bad!

"Clearly, understand, the subject of language is indeed my weakness, and my results in the exam are indeed a little worse, senior brother, you said well, 135 points, it is indeed a little lower, hey, when I took the Chinese test, I ate a bad stomach, and my stomach has been uncomfortable, and I couldn't help it, so I handed in the test paper in advance, and as soon as the results came out, I looked at it, alas, it was really bad luck!" Chen Ruilin shook his head and sighed.

Everyone in the audience: "......"

Could it be that this is the legendary method of retreating as a pretense? Reverse pretending?

Said that he had a bad stomach, and he could score 135 points if he handed in the paper in advance? What should this do for the many people here who have not eaten bad stomachs and have not submitted their papers in advance? Admit your inadequacies?

"Ruilin, do you have a girlfriend?" Seeing that the atmosphere on the field was starting to become a little awkward and subtle, Brother Zijian hurriedly changed the topic.

Brother Zijian is afraid that he will talk later, and everyone here will take out their own specialties and expose them, pretending to be forced!

"Nope." Chen Ruilin shook his head decisively.

After all, Chen Ruilin is still counting on Brother Zijian to introduce a few beautiful girls, or beautiful young sisters!

Chen Ruilin, that's a man who wants to be a fisherman, the kind who doesn't raise fish and waits for the fish to enter the net by themselves.

"Oh, no girlfriend! That dare is good, that dare is good! I don't know what type of girls you like? Brother Zijian asked again.

"Slim, good figure." Chen Ruilin groaned.

"Where's the face? Do you not have a request for a face? Brother Zijian asked with some curiosity.

"It's the same with the lights off." Chen Ruilin groaned.

Everyone: "......"

Hearing Chen Ruilin's words, a unique picture suddenly appeared in Li Xincheng's mind.

Chen Ruilin pushed open the door, walked into the room, and said first: "The aroma of dinosaurs." ”

The dinosaur girl lying on the bed in the room answered: "Connoisseur! Try my self-created Guanyin Sitting Lotus. ”

Chen Ruilin: "Girl, this b is so loose that it loses sperm!" ”

Dinosaur Girl: "It's your brother who is too young, uncle!" ”

Dinosaur Girl: "Come on, Viagra." ”

Chen Ruilin: "Well, it's exciting. ”

Viagra allows you to sweep through the decadence and be yourself.

Viagra, care about your brother, care more about you.

Thinking of this joyful picture, Li Xincheng almost didn't hold it, and laughed out loud on the spot.

"Ah, I know, I understand, arrangement, all the arrangements, senior brother, I have a lot of resources here that meet your requirements in Ruilin, this kind of resources, after the meeting, let's add a WeChat, senior brother must be arranged for Ruilin, the kind of arrangement is proper, Ruilin you are blessed!" Brother Zijian smiled at Chen Ruilin.

Everyone: "......"

This blessing, don't do it, don't do it, ordinary people, he can't bear it!

"Then thank you, brother!" Chen Ruilin arched his hand towards Brother Zijian.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a gesture, it's a gesture." Brother Zijian waved his hand at Chen Ruilin.

"Do you have any more questions for me?" Chen Ruilin stood on the stage and asked curiously.

"Yes, I want to ask Brother Ruilin, I don't know how much you know about Gibran?" Li Xincheng looked at Chen Ruilin who had just installed a wave of big on the stage. forced, and finally couldn't bear his own commotion, and couldn't help but take the initiative to jump out and want to pretend to be a wave.

Hmph, talk about Gibran, this is Li Xincheng's best at, Gibran's prose collection, Li Xincheng usually doesn't read less, and almost all of them can be memorized!

Raising soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while, today, Li Xincheng finally has the opportunity to use it to pretend to be a wave of force, and give himself a good face!

"I know him very well, when it comes to Gibran, it's really three days and three nights that I can't finish it, let's have a private chat offstage, let's have a private chat offstage, don't take up too much of everyone's time to talk about Gibran, lest there will be not enough time later, and the brothers and sisters will be sleepy." Chen Ruilin saw through Li Xincheng's true intentions at a glance, and hurriedly found a high-sounding excuse to speak.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Yours is it! It's you, Ruilin! This wave of operations, 66's!