Chapter 006: She Laosan
"Where is this?"
I rubbed my aching head and looked at the white ceiling.
It's still a familiar layout, and the position of the bed reminds me of my first rental home.
Getting out of bed, I opened the door and walked out.
The sunlight outside was very dazzling, and when it shone on my body, there was a burning feeling.
"Zhang Tianxuan."
When I heard someone call me, I turned my head to see that it was my former landlord, and I blushed a little at the thought that I still owed him 300 yuan in rent.
"Didn't you go to work today?" I laughed.
"Something strange happened, right?" The landlord gave me a look.
When I looked down, I realized that I was wearing that shroud.
As soon as I wanted to take it off, the landlord reached out and stopped me: "Don't take it off, I also know a little bit about this kind of strange thing, if you take it off, it will be troublesome, I will show you a clear way, you go to the North District of Jingzhou City next door to find a person surnamed She, he can help you get out of this predicament." ”
"Thank you."
Taking a taxi back to where I currently live, I put on a piece of my own clothes over my shroud and took a taxi to Jingzhou City next door.
At the intersection of Jingzhou North District and East District, I pulled a passing elder brother: "Big brother, is there a person surnamed She in this area?" Is it Mr. Yin and Yang? ”
"You mean She Laosan, right? I don't advise you to go to him, he's worse than a ghost, sucking people's blood. ”
The eldest brother said goodbye and waved away.
It just so happened that this was a taxi coming from south to north.
Waving, I got into the car.
"Master, go find She Laosan."
As I spoke, I pulled out twenty dollars and handed it over.
"Get out."
The driver's eyes widened, and he had the intention that he would beat me if I didn't go down.
And when I got out of the car, he didn't pay me back the twenty dollars.
"What's that?" I scratched at my hair.
"Young man, looking for She Laosan? How about I take you? "An old man with gray hair came to me on a tricycle.
Looking at the old man's trembling movements, after thinking about it again, I rode a tricycle and drove the old man to She Laosan's house.
When I came to She Laosan's house, I was just about to go in, but the old man stopped me and asked me to give me a hundred travel expenses.
In the end, I had no choice but to give the only fifty dollars I had on me to the old man.
The place where She Laosan lives is like a courtyard house, with two floors.
Push the door in, and a foul smell can be heard.
A shirtless, shoe-pulling, triangular-eyed middle-aged man sat on a stone bench smoking a cigarette, presumably She Laosan.
Seeing me coming, She Laosan's face changed slightly, and he picked up a basin of water from the water tank next to him and splashed it at me.
"Are you sick?"
I was drenched in soup chicken, and I was naturally very unhappy.
"If you don't want to die, don't move."
She Laosan was scooping water and splashing me, and he was scolding and scolding.
Not to mention, after two days of stimulation, the words 'don't want to die' are particularly useful to me.
After splashing five or six basins of water on me, She Laosan sat back down.
"Take off that thing inside."
I was stunned for a moment, and then took off the shroud inside.
"Sit down, let's talk about the price." She Laosan pointed to the stool opposite.
It's realistic!
I cursed in my heart and sat opposite She Laosan.
"How about 500,000?"
She Lao San's old god was dangling his stenching feet.
"Half a million?" I glared: "I don't even have fifty yuan, you want me for 500,000?" ”
"Then please come back." She Laosan directly issued an eviction order.
With a cold snort, I stood up: "Let's go." ”
"Wait."
She Laosan stopped me, took out a bronze mirror from the back of his butt and threw it to me.
Taking the bronze mirror, I took a look at it, and my face turned white in an instant.
In the mirror, my face was covered with corpse spots, and my eyes were bulging, my tongue was sticking out for a long time, and my neck was a purple-red strangulation mark.
"You walk out of this door, and this is what will happen to you in the future."
She Laosan looked at me with a sneer, looking like he didn't believe that you dared to go.
"But I don't have any money."
I've relented a bit, and now the situation doesn't allow me to continue to be stubborn.
"I didn't say you should give money now."
"That's?"
"When you have money, you can give it when you want, but if you dare to pay a bad debt, you will die."
"Okay, I promised."
After the negotiation, She Laosan threw me a piece of jasper, plus 500 yuan, and asked me to change into a decent dress.
I didn't dare to run far, so I bought a dress at a clothing store near She Laosan's house and hurried back here.
"Brother, how should I crack this? Troublesome? ”
"Of course it's troublesome, otherwise I wouldn't have asked you for 500,000, and I can't do it alone, you have already planted a ghost in that female corpse, I have to take you to an isolated place to save you."
"What about us? When to go? ”
"What's the panic? Wait until I contact my senior sister tomorrow, otherwise I won't be able to do it alone. ”
I'm here, and I've become She Laosan's trotting hall, and I have to go to buy anything.
At night, I lay in the room arranged for me by She Laosan, staring at the ceiling, my heart full of pain.
I'm just a little person living at the bottom of society, why should I go through all this unnecessary stuff again?
"Because you deserve it."
A miserable voice came.
Turning his head, there was a face on the window, it was the face of the female corpse.
"Help."
I didn't even think about it, I just shouted out.
After that, the face of the female corpse slowly changed to that of a child.
Raising a little ghost?
No matter how stupid I am, I know what is in front of me.
"Fuck off, scare Lao Tzu's customers to death, Lao Tzu will kill you."
She Laosan's unique loud voice quarreled.
The imp shrunk his neck and disappeared out of the window.
Not long after, She Laosan walked in with two bottles of Erguotou, and the one who came in with him still had the smell of his feet.
"Brother, you're weird! Brother, I'm a little lonely alone, just get some small things to accompany me, are you okay? ”
As he spoke, She Laosan also hiccuped, the smell of wine! Spicy eyes.
"It's fine." I waved my hand.
She Laosan sat down and put his arm around my shoulder: "Come and have a few drinks with my brother." ”
I couldn't help but say, I was poured a bottle of wine by She Laosan.
After pouring it, my head was groggy, and I guess I was too drunk, so I put my arm around She Laosan's shoulders and called him a brother.
He also swore to me that he would help me get rid of these troubles.
When I woke up the next day, She Laosan's big stinky feet were on my shoulders, and my feet were held in his arms.
I twitched my numb legs, but I didn't think that I didn't pull them out, but I was hugged tighter by She Laosan.
"Hey, third brother, wake up."
What responded to me was She Laosan's snoring.
"It's on fire."
I yelled.
"What's on fire?"
She Laosan jumped up directly from the bed, and when he saw that there was no fire, he rubbed his eyes and sat on the edge of the bed.
Getting out of bed, I washed my face and sat down on the stone bench downstairs.
After a while, She Laosan walked down with a cold face: "Zhang Tianxuan, right?" ”
"Yes." I nodded.
"I have some urgent business to go out for a while, so you can stay here and wait for me for a few days."
Without waiting for me to agree, She Laosan left with a backpack embroidered with gossip diagrams on his back.