As soon as he entered the dormitory, Li Xincheng walked to Chen Ruilin's side, and Chen Ruilin was still chatting with his goddess.

To be honest, Li Xincheng didn't expect the two of them to talk for so long, what is there to talk about! Talking about life? Talking about ideals? Then this life is inevitably too long, and there are too many ideals, and they all talked about Li Xincheng after eating, but he hasn't finished talking yet.

"Ruilin Ruilin, I thought about it when I was eating just now, you don't have to buy whitening products for her, the girl's black spots are more reassuring, of course, I don't mean anything else, this black simply refers to the black skin, and the private parts are too dark to be reassuring." Li Xincheng said.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Why do you drive as soon as you come back, brother? It's so fast, I can't keep up!

"But, I've already placed an order!" Chen Ruilin looked at Li Xincheng seriously and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

what？ Little brother is so fast? I've just finished eating, and you've finished your order? Isn't there no money? So decisive?

"No, you're stupid, you return it to me, you bought her whitening products, didn't you admit that she was black? Don't you know that there are three taboos for girls? The first taboo is to say that the girl is good in front of her, the second taboo is to ask her age, and the third taboo is black and white, beautiful and ugly, tall, short, fat and thin. Li Xincheng explained.

"Girls can laugh at themselves, they can say that they are ugly and dark, but as boys, we can't echo them, saying that what they said is right, they are indeed ugly and black, and by the way, they kindly comfort others and say that the eighteen changes of the female university, it's okay, and they will come back in vain soon." Li Xincheng taught.

"You don't know, these words seem to be okay on the surface, it seems to be comforting the girl, by the way, to express that you don't dislike her, but when you say this, you affirm her shortcomings in the side, who can not be angry?" Li Xincheng said.

"It's like yourself, humbly saying that you are ugly and dark, and others tell you, it's okay, reading can change a person's temperament, let you read more, everything will be better, what will you think in your heart? Would you thank this person for giving you advice? I think it's more likely that this person can't have a deep relationship. Li Xincheng said step by step.

"Brother Cheng, you say this, it's true, it's me who is abrupt, I don't understand a woman's mind, Brother Cheng really deserves to be Brother Cheng, you can analyze so many things from this small detail, it's really worthy of being a little love saint in the dormitory!" After Chen Ruilin listened to Li Xincheng's words, his face showed a sigoyi expression, and he hurriedly gave Li Xincheng a thumbs up and praised.

"It's good if you can understand, in fact, maybe she may not be really dark, just complaining to you about the scorching sun, you must know that every girl is extremely concerned about her skin, where will she watch it turn black, your goddess She told you these words that she has become black, let's just listen to it, don't take it seriously." Li Xincheng saw that Chen Ruilin could understand his words, and nodded approvingly.

"So what now? I have already placed an order, and I have told her that the courier will arrive in a few days, so let her pay attention to the pickup information. Chen Ruilin said a little puzzled.

"Hey, you..... You're confused! Li Xincheng sighed and shook his head.

"But it's also my fault, blame me for coming back too late, it's all my brother's fault!" Li Xincheng suddenly felt sad, and said with some sadness hammering his chest.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Dude doesn't have to be like this, right? Is it necessary to exaggerate it? And even if it's acting, can't you play the full set? Look at your chest hammer, there is no strength at all, it is fluttering, there is no feeling of sadness and remorse, it is more like tickling your chest.

"Brother duck doesn't have to be like this, since we have done something wrong, we might as well be wrong." Chen Ruilin saw that Li Xincheng was going to perform again, and hurriedly dissuaded.

"Oh? How can you make a mistake? Listening to Chen Ruilin's words, Li Xincheng suddenly changed his expression in seconds, and suddenly changed from the sad and annoyed look just now to the appearance of a curious baby.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Brother, although I know that you are acting, but your transformation is too exaggerated, too abrupt, there is no buffer in the middle at all, this blunt transformation made me watch, for a while, it was a little difficult to accept!

"Shall we let her send a picture and lick her again?" Chen Ruilin said.

"Oh? How to lick it? Li Xincheng asked humbly.

When it comes to licking, Chen Ruilin is more professional, and Li Xincheng never dares to compare with Chen Ruilin.

"Just lick it hard, saying that she is not black at all, she is still as white as ever, doesn't this make up for the mistake just now?" Chen Ruilin said.

"It's worthy of you, Brother Rui Lin, this old licking dog, strong!" Li Xincheng listened to Chen Ruilin's words, suddenly opened his mouth, and gave Chen Ruilin a thumbs up and praised.

"What kind of old licking dog, what you say is so ugly, it's not me licking, it's you shallow." Chen Ruilin said.

"What's shallow?" Li Xincheng asked a little confused.

"Short-sighted." Chen Ruilin said angrily.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Brother Cheng has chased not a thousand girls, but also eight hundred, although they have never been handed, but the experience Brother Cheng has, you say Brother Cheng is short-sighted? I also said that you are short-sighted, and you only know how to stare at a girl!

"Okay, it's my short-sightedness, it's my short-sightedness." Li Xincheng also realized the inappropriateness of his words just now, licking the dog, and was most afraid of being revealed by others, so Li Xincheng hurriedly apologized. Small composition

"It's okay, it's okay to be short-sighted, as long as a man is handsome, why worry about not having a rich woman's love, you look okay, be deep and shallow, and it won't have much impact." Chen Ruilin looked at Li Xincheng carefully and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

I won't rely on my face to win the heart of a rich woman, I must rely on the unique and talented Xiao Li Xincheng, no, it's Da Li Xincheng, and the technology that makes people want to stop, and is skilled to the extreme!

And it doesn't matter what is called deep and shallow, either I don't do it, I want to do it, I have to do it the deepest, and I want to shoot it to the end.

"Did the goddess send a photo?" Li Xincheng glanced at Chen Ruilin's mobile phone and asked.

"Not yet, I guess I'm a little shy, I'm sorry!" Chen Ruilin scratched his head and said.

"It's okay, it's not a big problem, girls have the reserve of girls, and we boys, with the insistence of our boys, insist on letting her send it and not break off the relationship." Li Xincheng came up with an idea.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Am I breaking up with you?

"Oh!" Chen Ruilin glanced at Li Xincheng angrily and said.

"If you want to insist on Brother Ruilin, if you have a thicker skin, we will be able to see her photo, and by the way, we can lick her again, this wave kills two birds with one stone, you must not miss it!" Li Xincheng said.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

What killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone, I think you just want to see what my goddess looks like, and make so many excuses!

"Twisted melons are not sweet." Chen Ruilin shook his head lightly and said.

"How do you know if it's sweet if it's sweet if you don't twist it down and taste it?" Li Xincheng retorted.

"Isn't it a waste to twist it down and find that it's not sweet?" Chen Ruilin said.

"It's not a waste! Let's give other people a bite of the unsweet melon, and one person will have a bite and it will be gone? Li Xincheng said.

Chen Ruilin: "???"

Are you willing to give the melon to other people to taste?

"But if it's me, no matter how sour the melon is, I will hold it in my arms, and I won't give it to others if it's broken." Li Xincheng added.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

So you're talking to me so much here?

"She said she couldn't send it right now, and said she would send it to me later." Chen Ruilin said after glancing at his phone.

"Inconvenient now? In broad daylight, what is she doing? How inconvenient it is? Li Xincheng asked with some curiosity.

Chen Ruilin: "......"

Do you mean I'm green?

After listening to Li Xincheng's words, Chen Ruilin's face turned dark.

Seeing the change in Chen Ruilin's face, Li Xincheng hurriedly remedied: "Maybe it's in the P picture, I want to show you my most perfect side." ”

Chen Ruilin turned his anger to peace.

"You talk, you talk, I'm a little sleepy, I need to go sleep." Since he can't see the photo of the goddess Chen Ruilin, Li Xincheng naturally lost the idea of continuing to wait and see, Li Xincheng is an out-and-out face control, before he saw his face, Li Xincheng couldn't have any interest in chatting at all.

"Go, go, go." Chen Ruilin waved his hand at Li Xincheng.

Then she continued to look at her phone seriously and chat with her goddess.

Looking at Chen Ruilin who was so greasy, Li Xincheng had to shake his head with a wry smile, hoping to achieve positive results!

Otherwise, after spending so much thought and chatting for so long, in the end it was a bamboo basket for water, which is really unacceptable, maybe there will be thoughts of suicide!