Chapter 48: The Marriage Book for Fun
"Stealing chickens and touching dogs? How do you know! Lin Chuan was taken aback when he heard Cinnabar's words, and looked Cinnabar up and down, "What the old bastard said is indeed right, you are indeed not an ordinary person." ”
"Old bastard? Your Master? Does your master recognize me? Cinnabar looked suspicious.
"Huh? No, no, my master said that good-looking women are not underestimated, and they are ruined, and what he said is indeed right. ”
"Okay, you put the Buddha statue back quickly, I really don't know how your master taught you! Don't Taoist priests also talk about cause and effect? If you steal something from someone today, you are not afraid of retribution? Cinnabar stepped forward and snatched Lin Chuan's pocket.
"Miss Zhu, what you said is not right. Cause and effect is not so simple, and cause and effect are Buddhists, our Taoists are talking about fate, talking about the way of heaven, maybe their Buddha statue was stolen is their fruit. And I stole their Buddha statues. They have to thank me for their fruition! Lin Chuan watched Cinnabar put the Buddha statues in his pocket back one by one without stopping him, just talking to her side.
"I'm going to tell me these fallacies, it's not right to steal things, and your cloth bag doesn't look big, how can it hold so many things? What's all this mess? Pen and ink and a small mirror? How do you look like a little girl and a little handkerchief? After cinnabar finished arranging, the Buddha statue rummaged back and forth in Lin Chuan's pocket, "And there are so many colorful little bottles?" And the little bells? There is also a copper coin, I have never seen this copper coin, can I spend it? And so many grains, do you use them to eat? Eh, what is it? Marriage book? Cinnabar rummaged for a while, and suddenly pulled out a folded red paper from his pocket, on which were written with two words "marriage book" with an ink pen, on the outside of the paper, there was a red rope circled, and a jade pendant was hung inside, which looked like the handwriting of a large family, judging from the color of the paper and the old and new, this marriage book will have ten years.
"Are you engaged? Can't you see it, little Taoist, you got engaged at such a young age? Hee-hee-hee! Let me see, which girl is so unlucky? Hey, eighty percent of the old aunts who are dozens of years older than you can take a fancy to you. As he spoke, Cinnabar pressed one hand on the corner of the marriage book and was about to open the folded marriage book with his hand.
"Eh, don't look at it, don't look at it, this is what I wrote to play, hehehe." Lin Chuan saw her take out the marriage book from the cloth bag and immediately pressed Cinnabar's hand, snatched it from her hand, and immediately carefully protected the marriage book in his arms and put it into his clothes.
"Hmph, there are still wedding books to play? It's so stingy, I don't know the people above, what are you afraid of. "Cinnabar's mouth pursed, but it was a bit like an angry green bead.
"Eh, I use these things for eating, needless to say, this ink, paper and inkstone, I use to draw talismans, this small mirror is a gossip mirror, used for practice, but not for dressing up, and this, this is a compass, used to see feng shui, this is a soul bell, used for practice, these bottles are black dog blood, cinnabar...... And ......"
"What did you call me for?" Cinnabar was stunned.
"Huh? I said that this bottle is filled with cinnabar, and I didn't call you. Lin Chuan picked up one of the small bottles, grabbed it between his fingers and shook it.
"Oh...... You stole all these things? ”