Li Mo saw a strange man in red tights from a distance, jumping towards this side. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info He raised his hands high and swayed from side to side, a 'spicy-eyed' picture of a girl running in the sun.

"Little girl, my uncle has come to visit you. Hey? There are still men...... Hold the grass! MD Assistant! What are you two doing? Hurry up and give me my assistant, don't move, damn little white face raise your hand for me, hold your head in your hands and don't allow resistance, or I'll blow your head with one shot! ”

Seeing Li Mo barbecuing meat with stacks of brand-new dollars, the ashes in the charcoal basin could faintly see traces of the ink-colored pattern of dollars, at least millions of ashes! Deadpool had the feeling of being beeped by a husky at the time. Are these two madmen human?!

Deadpool felt that he was about to go crazy, he couldn't help the anger in his heart, a fire burned all over his body from his chest, and he didn't care about currying favor with Hitomi, so he directly pulled out the pistol hanging on his waist, aimed it at Li Mo's head and roared!

"Taking someone's money is like killing your parents, and my favorite things in Wade's life are HelloKitty, women, and money! How dare you burn my beloved Franklin brothers in front of me for a barbecue, you are burning my parents in front of me. You! This is...... Bring about one's own destruction!!! ”

Burn people's parents and don't wear the sky together! He couldn't wait to blast Li Mo's head with a shot!

Then, under Li Mo's pitiful gaze at the idiot, Deadpool stretched out a hand and plunged into the burning red charcoal fire, salvaging a stack of unburned dollar fragments.

The smell of burnt fire wafted from Deadpool's burnt palm, but instead of the pain, he watched as the ashes turned to ashes, and the embers scattered by the wind let out a helpless wail.

Looking at the small stack of scorched black and yellow fragments of Franklin's old man's head in his palm, he dropped his pistol in despair, knelt on the ground weakly, held these small pieces of paper in his arms, and bent forward in a frustrated posture, and began to cry.

"Woooooooooo......oo My father! My mother! What a miserable death you have had! You were burned to death by the bad guys, I was one step too late, I am not filial! ”

Li Mo's face hurt, this is the first time he has seen this kind of superlative, this guy is hopeless, he has given up the idea of electrotherapy the other party. Then, he reached out and took out a stack of old man's heads from the cardboard box behind him, threw them into the charcoal basin and continued to roast the meat.

"Oh ......! It's mom's scent! Familiar recipe, familiar taste! ”

Deadpool, who smelled the smell of dollar ink, screamed, came back to life, jumped up with vitality, directly reached out and snatched the stack of dollars from the charcoal fire, and then slapped the flames hard, saved more than ninety Franklins, and held them in his arms, muttering to himself: "Don't be afraid, baby, mommy is here to save you, it's okay, it's okay!" The fire has been extinguished. ”

"Hey! What are you doing? Theft or robbery? It's our money! Hitomi asked, kicking Deadpool's knee.

"Hey, cutie, don't get excited, I'm just saving these innocent bills! I really don't understand what you rich people think? Are you crazy to take money to barbecue meat? Shame on you, do you know how many poor children in this world die every moment because of lack of food and clean water? How many innocent children have died because of lack of treatment? How many children are unable to go to school because of poverty? If you have so much money, and you are so extravagant that you can use it to make a fire and barbecue meat, why can't you give me some alms? I'm worse than those children who are starving, sick, and unread! Look at my face, I don't have the money to go for plastic surgery! ”

Deadpool pulled open his pants and stuffed the stack of warm bills into his crotch, then puffed up a big lump and preached. At first, it was quite serious, Li Mo was even amazed that the other party actually spit out ivory from his dog's mouth! The next moment it turned out to be the original form.

Seeing that almost rotten face, Hitomi instantly became angry: "Damn pizza face!" Put your mask back on, you're disgusting to me! ”

"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm so happy to hurt you, it's weird! ………… It's weird. ”

"Hey, do you want to eat skewer chicken? Franklin-flavored rotisserie chicken. Li Mo picked up a skewer of grilled chicken wings and tried to shut up the other party.

"Oh! It's amazing, I used to only eat expired New Orleans roast chicken for five dollars, but I didn't expect to be able to eat million-dollar Franklin roast chicken in my life, which is so touching! Say hello to the two bigwigs, say hello to the two bigwigs, greet the two bigwigs, and wish the two good luck in the Year of the Rooster. Deadpool took Franklin's roast chicken, burst into tears and began to greet Li Mo for the New Year.

"What are you talking about?" Hitomi looked at each other with a confused expression, and even what... The… F@ck？ Don't bother to say any more. She didn't understand what 'New Year's greeting' was at all. Lori question mark on her face????

"Uh-uh, I don't know what I'm talking about. But this stuff tastes so good, I like spicy food, it feels like my little brother is about to burn after five hours of continuous running! While eating, Deadpool took out the pink children's schoolbag with a kitten pattern behind him, handed it to Hitomi, and said, "This is the meeting gift I prepared for you, do you like it?" HelloKitty's latest model, I carefully selected, so trendy that I have no friends, and I didn't pay for it! ”

"Wow......!" Seeing the cute cartoon cat schoolbag, Hitomi En's eyes lit up suddenly, and then his face deliberately showed a sense of disgust, frowned, secretly glanced at Li Mo, and then pretended to be mature and said: "Oh! Damn, I hate this kind of childlike thing the most, don't you think it's too childish to fit my identity! ”

"Really? Luckily, I saw that, dangdang! Please look inside. ”

Deadpool held the chicken in his left hand, opened his mouth and took a bite, lifted the cartoon bag with his right hand, trembled with one hand, and opened the bag directly, revealing a pile of grenades, bullets, pistols and butterfly knives: "How?" Happy? That's what you like, right? It's all real guys! ”

"It's all second-hand rags, it must be cheap, right?" Hitomi raised her eyebrows, she couldn't look down on these mottled old antiques, and she didn't know which garbage heap Deadpool had turned out from.

"Thousands of miles to send grenades, the courtesy is light and affectionate. You say yes, right? This silent little handsome guy. You're so handsome, you must be this cute boyfriend, right? It's amazing for elementary school students or something! Do you have? But although it's good to expire Lori, don't cross the line, start in three years! But from a friend's point of view, I'm still optimistic and supportive of you. ”

Bang!

Li Mo couldn't stand the malicious harassment of the other party, and directly shot Deadpool in the head.

And Hitomi looked at Li Mo with a puzzled expression. Although she is proficient in English, she can only communicate daily, and it is difficult for her to comprehend the skillful black language of an old driver like Deadpool, so she doesn't understand why Li Mo pulled out a gun and shot his head without saying a word.

"Oh, my Franklin roast chicken fell to the ground and got dusty, how can you eat it?" Deadpool, who was soon resurrected, got up like no one else, picked up the grilled chicken wings, rubbed them on his body, and ate them again.

Li Mo rubbed his temples and resisted the intention of firing a second shot: "Let's talk about business first!" ”