Chapter 670: Nothing but digging a pit
"Steve, what are you hesitating about, your companions have been fighting for you for so long, hurry up and attack, don't let them die in vain."
Feeling the surging photon energy in Steve's body, Russell smiled secretly in his heart, the three of them tried to overwhelm people with power, but they didn't know that he was backed by the dark dimension, and the energy was inexhaustible, and it was purely self-defeating to overwhelm him with more powerful energy.
Steve looked at the two teammates in Russell's hands and sighed deeply: "I lost, let them go, I'll go back to Walt Alheim with you, and let you deal with it." ”
"Shout the slogan and listen to it."
Steve rolled his eyes, unable to understand why Russell had been wrestling with the slogan, and immediately shouted loudly: "Long live the Hydra!" ”
There are two if there is one, and there are three if there are two, and rounding up is approximately equal to infinity.
To be honest, Steve doesn't feel anything anymore when he shouts this slogan, just like eating and drinking, and it has become a habit to integrate into life.
It's not that he has fallen, but that Russell has recorded his slogans and played them three times every hour on the radio loudspeakers at the Vat Alheim base, and the shame has long been thrown to the dogs for whoever has listened to it for ten or twenty years.
Boring!
Russell pouted, he didn't want this slogan, anyone could shout the slogan, what he wanted was an expression, it was Steve's sad and indignant expression when he shouted the slogan.
But no!
"Is it okay, if it doesn't work, I can shout a hundred more times."
"Bring facial expressions this hundred times, remember the psychological change you first shouted this slogan?"
Russell said solemnly: "The kind of aggrieved and depressed, the anger that has to bow down due to the situation, because of the inability to confront the tragic reality, to say things against the will, and thus to have the most disgust in my heart...... Substitute this emotion a hundred times. ”
Steve: "......"
Where did you come from as a director?
Russell shook the two surprises in his hand: "Hurry up, I'm busy, hurry back to eat!" ”
Steve was helpless, substituted for the kind of emotion Russell said, licked his lips, and his face turned red: "Nine...... Long live the hydra! ”
"Are you constipated?"
“……”
"Even if it's acting, your acting skills are too exaggerated! Please, can you take a snack, such a serious thing, you play it like getting up in the morning to go to the toilet, it stinks. ”
After Russell finished speaking, he said disgustedly: "If you are an actor, except for the kind that shows off your muscles, you will shoot whatever you want." ”
Steve opened his mouth, but finally couldn't give up: "No feeling, I'm used to it!" ”
"What, our superheroes have fallen?"
“……”
Steve was speechless, and on the lips, he had never won against Russell once.
It's not that I don't dare to contradict the leader, but the strength doesn't allow it!
In the past, there was an insurmountable gap between him and Russell, and now that Russell has returned from studying for a PhD at Deadpool University, he is even more useless.
"Since I can't say it, let's keep fighting until I'm in a good mood......"
Russell paused when he said this, and lit up the two surprises in his hand: "Tell me about my new weapon, the one in my left hand is named Mai Weir, which can move mountains, cut rivers, pour seas, subdue demons, and suppress demons with one blow...... Pick the stars, open the sky! ”
"This Carol Danvers in the right hand is even more powerful, the iron head is invincible, indestructible, commanding the world, don't dare to disobey. If you pick it up three or five times, it will not be a problem to repeat the earth, water, fire and wind. ”
"With the two great treasures in hand, I ask you if you are afraid?"
(?? _??)
Cultural differences, Steve had absolutely no idea what Russell was talking about.
However, he understood Russell's subtext, and in the next battle, if he dared to fight back, Russell would dare to pick up the two and fight him.
If you don't fight, you can't fight, Russell is not happy, you can't fight back, Russell is still not happy.
Steve, who probably understood something, lowered his head and sighed, and rushed forward with a loud shout.
Russell's eyes flashed, and he flung Danvers, the weapon in his right hand, into the air, then grabbed her ankle and rounded it at Steve.
Boom!!
The two heads collided in the air, and Steve spun sideways a dozen times around, like a rickety drunk, when his head fell from the sky, and a moment later flew up again.
Boom!!
There was another crunch, and Steve flew up with perseverance after falling.
"Awesome, this also takes a whole day?"
Russell was amazed and muttered, "Sure enough, only Captain Marvel can fight against Captain Marvel, these two people are iron-headed, they are really perverted." ”
Mai Weir, the left-handed weapon that regained a little sane, blinked in confusion and said weakly: "You are more perverted than them!" ”
When Mai Weir said this, it can be seen that his intelligence work is not in place, and it is not surprising that when Steve took off again, Russell put down his right-hand weapon and switched to his left-handed weapon, Mai Weir.
Boom!
This time, Steve never got up again, and Russell's two-handed weapon fell completely silent.
According to his years of experience in wielding a hammer, this situation is most likely due to the damage of the machine spirit's consciousness, and it is good to throw it into the magma to conceive for a period of time.
With two surprises landed, Russell threw them on the ground, and a circular portal opened in a flash, and Natasha and others walked out.
Previously, they watched the battle from a distance, intimidated by the destructive power of Russell and the three animals, and did not dare to appear until the end of the battle.
"Boss, what are you going to do with them?" Natasha was carrying a metal box containing a cosmic Rubik's cube.
"The Kree are not safe on Earth, bring them back to Vat Alheim to open up the wasteland, and I have always wanted to dig a big hole on the edge of the base." Russell said.
"BOSS, what are you digging a pit for, expanding the base?" Yelena was puzzled.
Russell snorted coldly: "Digging a pit is to have a pit to fill, dig a pit in the first three years, and fill the pit in the last three years." Three cycles in one group, after doing ten sets, their sentence is over. ”
Everyone was silent when they heard this, and the ten groups would be doing it for 180 years, but they were afraid that there would be nothing but digging a pit at that time.
Drip, drip!
At this moment, Bucky's communicator rang, and after he connected it, his face changed slightly, and he reported to Russell: "Sir, there is a communication from the Mars base, there is a starship of the Cree Empire entering the solar system, and the flagship is the 'Dark Star', the ship of Ronan, the leader of the Cree Empire's accusation group. ”
Russell frowned: "How many starships, is it the Grand Fleet?" ”
"No, there are only four starships in total, and the Martian base asks if they want to intercept them immediately."
"No need, let it go."
Russell remembers that this is the plot of the movie, and the accuser Ronan is coming for the lightspeed engine, this time ...... In fact, it's all the same, the goal is directly to the Rubik's Cube of the universe.
"As long as it is not for the large-scale military operation of the Kree Empire, the earth will not be in danger for the time being......" Russell was just saying, when he was suddenly grabbed by someone in his trousers, he looked down and saw that it was Mai Weir, and immediately sneered: "What's the matter, the great hero of the Kree Empire, do you want to negotiate with me?" ”
Mai Weir was beaten badly, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he couldn't speak: "No, I didn't pass on any information about the Rubik's Cube in the universe, I didn't have the idea of bringing war to this planet, I just wanted to help ......"
Russell kicked away Mai Weir's hand and said coldly: "Just because you don't have it doesn't mean that others don't, what is there to explain to being a fool who is used by others and doesn't know it." War comes because of you, and you are the enemy of this planet. ”
Mai Weir's face flickered when he heard this, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, and fainted. Looking at the appearance, it was a big shock, and it didn't continue in one breath.
"How can it be so easy to be a hero, I don't know if I have the heart or the strength, after all, I can only do good things into bad things." Russell said it disdainfully, and it didn't matter if Mai Weir could hear it or not.
Bucky pointed at Mai Weil and said, "Sir, do you want to hand him over?" ”
"It's useless to hand it over, it's better to leave it to me for training, Hydra still lacks a few high-level fighters. I like this kind of hot-blooded fool the most, because he is too upright and feels guilty about his mistakes. Unlike you, all of you are thick-skinned, paddling in front of me all day long, and you can't do your work. ”
“……”
Natasha and the others either looked down at the ants, or turned their heads to look at the horizon, pretending not to hear anything.
"A bunch of waste, we don't have to rely on us Hydra to protect the earth, no, we have to rely on me."
Russell said, let Natasha open the metal box, crush the cosmic Rubik's Cube, take out the space gem and embed it on the Infinity Gauntlet, took a deep breath of pleasure, and said in a low voice: "Ronan's real target is the space gem, his courage is really big, the space gem is Odin's belonging, that old man doesn't even want to provoke me." ”
……
Deep space, a huge dark star, escorted by three frigates, enters low-earth orbit.
"Planet C-53, such a backward and primitive planet, actually has a cosmic Rubik's Cube, which is really unexpected." Ronan's deputy next to him was pleasantly surprised: "Mai Weir has done us a great favor, and I personally suggest that the accusation team should award him a medal and reward him for his outstanding contributions." ”
Ronan had a cold face and glared at the deputy who talked a lot: "There is no cosmic cube on planet C-53, and there is no Mai Weir, understand?" ”
"Yes, sir!" The deputy bowed his head deeply.
The acquisition of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube was not instructed by the Supreme Intelligence, it was purely Ronan's private act, and in order to prevent it from being detected by the Imperial side, he only brought three frigates except for the Dark Star.
As for why the information of the Cosmic Cube was not reported to the Supreme Wisdom, it was because ...... There's something called politics.
"Sir, are we going to land directly?"
"No, I don't want to land on a boring planet, deploy a ballistic warhead, bomb the area where Mai Weir is, and make him take the initiative to hand over the Rubik's Cube, he is so kind, he must not want to see war." Ronan coldly gave the order.
"Yes, sir!"
There is no doubt in the adjutant that Earth is numbered C-53 in the records of the Kree Empire, and it is a planet with an extremely low level of technology, and it is not known to the Joint Conference of Cosmic Civilizations, even if they blow up the Earth, they are not responsible for any organization.
"Backward civilization, possession of cosmic magic is your greatest sin......"