"Even walking around with his hands behind his back, opening and closing his mouth is disgusted with bad food and bad living. Our proprietor has gone to find a lot of eminent monks and Taoists, but they all refused to come as soon as they heard the testimony. The last Taoist priest who asked said that he might have been taken away by something, as if to say so. We little people don't know either. Tell us to leave him alone, and offer him good food and drink. Our host and wife. Because of this, I seem to have aged a lot overnight..."

I laughed silently in my heart, what kind of doubt is this... Phew, it doesn't seem right. There is nowhere to find the iron shoes... It didn't take much effort. One day in the sky, one year underground. According to Tianjing's efficiency, six days is the most likely from the discovery of this major mistake to my descent to earth. It is estimated that this person did not drink enough Meng Po soup, and after six years, he recalled the events of his previous life. Hehe, I deserve to be the way of heaven, why is my luck so good?

At this time, the guy suddenly pulled my sleeve and pointed to the door excitedly: "Alas, yes, yes, yes, it's him, our little boss, he's here." ”

I looked up, and another dazzling golden light comparable to the sun's rays pierced my eyes with a slight pain, and my heart was infinitely looping I rub I rub

If there is any difference between the Chosen Ones and mortals before they become gods, it is that they are surrounded by a layer of golden aura. This layer of aura is invisible to ordinary mortals. Only a very small number of Taoist priests in the mortal world who have improved their cultivation to a high level and this heavenly dao can see it. And this dazzling golden light... In my impression, only the aura of the Origin Heavenly King Pangu clan can be so dazzling and dazzling, even the aura of the Jade Emperor is not so bright......

Who are you...

Why did you come to Kazama to bully me, a weak and helpless Heavenly Dao......

Then I knelt down.

That's right, I don't know anything in front of mortals. to their "stupid son who has had a problem with his brain since he was a child" knelt down......

80,000,000 years from now, I remember how helpless, weird, and surprised they were...

I lowered my head and was not moved at all, ahh I've seen adults in my life. ”

Actually, I don't understand at all, what should I call myself, everyone else calls themselves fairies, but I'm not an immortal. So I've been in Xianjing for so long, and I don't know what I should call myself.

The child, who looked less than six years old, walked slowly in front of me with his hands behind his back, raised his chin slightly, and said slowly with me kneeling at eye level (crossed out): "Okay, after so long, Xianjing finally remembered this seat." ”

I really want to ask, who are you, but I wisely choose not to ask.

I saw the kid walk around in front of me with one hand behind his back, and opened the folding fan in his hand with a smack, and shook it gently, if this action was not made by a six-year-old child. It must be very elegant. I was thinking about it in my heart, when I saw the child touch it and slam the folding fan in his hand. shouted: "Do you know how unpalatable the food in the mortal world is, I am going crazy after eating it for so long. ”

Labor and management think that he is elegant when his brain is bad.

He continued to yell, "And you, are you brainbroken? Don't hurry up and erase the memories of these mortals! ”

I looked at the kid in front of me yelling, and it was a little... Lovely.

Milk is fierce, milk is fierce.

And then...

I couldn't help but reach out and pinch his cheek.

And then...

I rub I rub I rub I rub rub, my brain is broken, I'm done, I'm done...

My brain is blank, and my brain is playing Jay Chou's "This Life Has Passed" in an infinite loop...

In order to escape from this embarrassing scene, I quickly erased the memories of those people. After I cleared it, I smiled at them like a retarded and said, "Hello guys..."

And then...

It's so embarrassing...

It's really embarrassing...

I want to slap myself in the face...

I've always been a man of action.

That's right, I, Tiandao, in order not to be so embarrassed, slapped myself unconscious......

I opened my eyes and woke up to find myself in a bed. It was a particularly familiar wooden collapse, and then I noticed a person lying next to me...

I'll rub it, old man's late season......

Then I found that lying next to me was the rain master who had passed out before, and we were all dressed neatly before I was relieved.

I sat up and saw that the child was sitting on a chair in the room with his legs crossed, and because his legs were too short to reach the ground, he had to step on the bar of the chair. I desperately held back the loud laughter, only to see him scrape the tea leaves in the cup and take a sip before saying, "Xianjing sent the two of you (mentally retarded) to welcome this seat?" ”

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