Chapter 163: There Are No Fish in My Fish Pond

"Brother Hao, are you going to try it out with a girl?" Li Xincheng asked tentatively.

"Ah, brother, how do you know? Am I that obvious? Li Hao looked at Li Xincheng in some surprise and asked.

Li Xincheng: "......"

That's so obvious! I see that you can't wait to write the word pickle girl on your face.

"No, it's not obvious, Brother Hao, you hide it quite well, if it weren't for me to see that you were silent for so long, and you made a bold guess, no one can guess what you're thinking, Brother Hao!" Li Xincheng smiled.

"Oh, I'll just say, I'm so well hidden, how can anyone see it! My dad told me since I was a child, whether it's being a person or talking about business, I have to be happy and angry, although I can't compare to my dad in this area, but, hiding from these simple students on our campus, I am confident that there is no problem at all. Li Hao said confidently.

"If you just look at the expression on my face, you can't see what I'm really thinking." Li Xincheng said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

I don't know where you got your confidence, I can see at a glance what you're thinking, brother, your city is still too shallow!

"It's worthy of Brother Hao, Taishan collapsed in front of him and his face did not change, this scheming, this city, I think there are few people in the whole school who can compare to Brother Hao, no one can see what Brother Hao is thinking in your heart, even if a well-known international psychologist at home and abroad comes, the result is the same, Brother Hao!" Li Xincheng boasted to Li Hao is rainbow fart.

Anyway, the rainbow fart doesn't need money, and a rainbow fart can be exchanged for the happiness of the two, and the brotherhood is deep, so why not do it?

"It's not as exaggerated as you say, brother!" Li Hao waved his hand at Li Xincheng and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Brother, I look at you like this, it seems to be serious!

"Then let's tell Brother Hao how to ask the girl out!" Li Xincheng said.

"Good!" Li Hao showed a longing expression, nodded and said.

The look of love for learning made Li Xincheng feel shocked when he saw it.

I'm just talking casually, do I need to put on such a studious appearance?

"This dating girl comes out, there is a skill, you can't be too straightforward, tell your purpose, you have to knock on the side, and cover up your improper purpose with a legitimate reason." Li Xincheng said.

"So what kind of justification is justified?" Li Hao asked.

"Like studying in the library, drinking a cup of milk tea together in the living area, etc., pay attention, the first date location should be as crowded as possible, if there are few people, she feels unsafe place, she will not go out with you." Li Xincheng said.

"However, only where there are few people can it be easy to do things! to do some things that adults should do! Li Hao said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Talking nonsense, it is more exciting to do things in places with many people! So many people look at the feeling, you know you?

"If you want to do something, you don't necessarily have to find a place with fewer people, isn't it okay to find a place with dark light?" Li Xincheng proposed.

"Oh roar? Brother Cheng deserves to be Brother Cheng, this insight is unique! After listening to Li Xincheng's words, Li Hao hurriedly gave a thumbs up.

Indeed, Li Xincheng is right, it is still easy to do things in dark places, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is convenient to do anything.

"There is also a need to ask girls out, this time point is also very important, very particular, it is best not to ask girls out in the morning, this time, many girls will not have time to put on makeup and dress up, they will not go out with you, and don't ask girls out too late, go out too late, girls feel unsafe, and they will not go out with you." Li Xincheng said.

"When is the best time to ask a girl out?" Li Hao asked.

"The best time is from five o'clock in the evening to seven o'clock in the evening, this time is not early, it is not too late, if it is about five o'clock, you can have dinner with the girls and then go to participate in the activities arranged in the evening, if it is about seven o'clock, go directly to the activities you arrange, after participating in the activities, for example, after watching a movie, it should be about ten o'clock, this time point is very delicate, a little late, but not too late, if the girls are afraid of not being safe, You can just send her back to the dorm and talk about hobbies and stuff on the way, and get to know her better. Li Xincheng said.

"If she's not afraid of being insecure, hehe, isn't this opportunity coming? Do you still need me to say that later? What should I do next, Brother Hao, you must already know it in your heart, right? Li Xincheng smiled evilly at Li Hao.

"I am a gentleman, and I will never do anything that takes advantage of others." Li Hao said with an honest face.

Li Xincheng: "......"

The gentleman is okay! Aren't you the legendary gentleman's sword?

"Good gentleman, good gentleman! Let's not be villains. Li Xincheng smiled bitterly and replied. 33 Listen to the book

"If you can ask the girl out, it means that the girl actually has a little bit of meaning to you, otherwise she wouldn't be able to play with you!" Li Xincheng said.

"But I made an appointment with a girl once, and she came out of the house and traveled all the way to the movie theater where I booked a ticket, and told me that I was not suitable for her." Li Hao scratched his head and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Isn't it, dude! This kind of one-in-a-hundred thing can also happen to you?

"Ah, of course, I don't rule out the possibility that Brother Hao said!" Li Xincheng smiled a little embarrassedly.

"It's okay, anyway, as long as you can make an appointment, it's half the success, if a girl doesn't even want to come out, then we should choose to give up early and stop losses in time. Li Xincheng said.

"It's worthy of Brother Cheng, how many fish have you raised?" Li Hao asked with some curiosity.

Li Xincheng: "......"

How many fish have you raised? Can I say that I just built a fish pond and haven't thrown fish into it yet?

"The Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it." Li Xincheng pretended to be profound.

There are no fish in the fish pond, so of course you can't say it! What a shame to say!

What, you ask Yu Peijia if she is a fish?

What are you kidding, Li Xincheng can't hold her at all, Li Xincheng is a fish in her fish pond is almost the same, don't you see that Li Xincheng has been licking hard now?

You say Yang Caixia?

As for Yang Caixia, can she still be willing to be one of the fish in her fish pond? If she knew that she had a fish pond, she would probably have to smash her fish pond and kill all the fish in it.

"Brother Cheng's fish pond, there shouldn't be too many fish, can't you put them down?" Li Hao asked.

Li Xincheng: "......"

If only I were that good! I want to reach such a state too, who doesn't want to be an Aquaman?

Li Xincheng gave Li Hao an unfathomable smile, and did not explain anything, giving him a smile and letting him experience it for himself.

Those who understand understand it, you don't need to say more, and those who don't understand it are useless to say it, so it's better not to say it.

"Okay, let's talk about this for today, I'm ready to start training." Li Xincheng looked at the team, everyone was almost here, stretched his waist, and prepared to start training.

"Don't worry, brother, I have one more question to ask." Li Hao said suddenly.

"Oh? What's the problem? Brother Hao, you just come here. Li Xincheng asked with some curiosity.

"I want to ask, if I drive a luxury car, park at the school gate, and put some drinks on the roof of the car, like Red Bull or something, and wait for the girl to finish the drink and take the initiative to get into my car, brother, do you think my method is reliable? Can you really date a girl? Li Hao's eyes showed a hint of imperceptible eagerness to ask.

Li Xincheng: "......"

I originally thought that you really wanted to learn to pick up girls, and you wanted to treat other girls well, and give other girls real happiness.

I didn't expect you, it turns out that you just want to play with the body and feelings of other girls, what you want to learn, it's about pao, cheap, you just covet the body of those beautiful young ladies, scumbag, you don't recognize people when you lift your pants.

However, this is not a bad idea, after all, it is a matter of mutual affection, and it seems to be not bad.

After listening to Li Hao's words, Li Xincheng began to silently calculate in his mind, should he also go to the whole car and park at the school gate?

"That's not good, right? Isn't it fragrant to find a good girl? Do you have to fix all these bells and whistles? Li Xincheng said with some embarrassment.

Although he felt that there was no problem with this kind of thing in his heart, it was all the willingness of both parties, but this kind of thing was not good after all, and he might encounter a pornography sweeper one day.

If you transfer 300, 500, 800 and other numbers with special significance to the girl before going to the hotel, and you are caught by the police uncle and go to the police station, you really can't tell clearly.

Thinking that Li Hao might call him at that time, and he would have to pay him money to ensure that he came out, Li Xincheng didn't really want to carry this pot, so he still made it clear to Li Hao in advance, and it was good to throw the pot out, anyway, he said it all, and what he did later, what he wanted to do was his business.

Li Xincheng has fulfilled the obligation of a friend anyway. Even if Confucius is resurrected and standing in front of Li Xincheng, he can't say Li Xincheng's fault in terms of benevolence, righteousness and morality, after all, Li Xincheng didn't say what he really thought in his heart, who knows what Li Xincheng thinks in his heart?