At the beginning of spring, the birds are singing, the flowers and herbs are fragrant, and the good day does not need to be painted.

Yu Wen struggled to open her eyes, and before she could see clearly, she had only one feeling - pain. The headache is splitting not to mention for the time being, and the body hurts so much that all the internal organs are thrown into the meat grinder.

The hearing was the first to be restored, and the voices next to him were very noisy, flustered and noisy.

The vision followed closely behind, and she lay on a gorgeous classical wooden bed, like a palace, with three small layers of eaves, and even brass bells and tassels hanging from the sides.

However, her body couldn't follow the command of her brain, and no matter how much Yu Wen tried, she couldn't move. Is the result of crashing into a car paralyzed?

No, which hospital still has this antique wooden bed?

As an otaku girl who has read thousands of travel texts, Yu Wen keenly thought: I have crossed over!

Aha Through past experience, the original owner of this body must be a country and a city, either everyone loves them and takes the route of petting literature, or everyone dislikes and is left out in the cold waiting for her to come out of a cool life.

Yu Wen was recalling the Mary Sue traversal texts he had seen before, and a young girl slowly walked in: "Madam? Yu Wen could only turn his eyes to her, and hissed: "Hmm......"

The girl's simple and delicate clothes, simple buns, Yu Wen speculated that she was a maid, and her idea of crossing over was also confirmed.

"Ma'am." The girl approached and saw Yu Wen's painful face, and said calmly unexpectedly, "Are you also poisoned?" ”

"Medium...... Poison? You, me, I don't remember anything......"

In those novels, the heroine said this, and then the loyal maid cried about her master's amnesia, and told the protagonist's life experience while crying. Yu Wen tried to pretend to be confused under the intense pain coming from his body.

The maid's eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly. Yes, yes, yes, Mrs., I just have amnesia, cry and tell me my life experience! Yu Wen's stomach twitched hard, and she gasped, only to find that the maid's bland eyes were suddenly cold: "Madam, you don't remember the best." ”

Yu Wen was surprised: "This is ...... What does it mean...... Think? The sharp pain in her stomach almost caused her to bite her tongue, but the maid had already turned away. She was already drenched in a cold sweat after overcoming the severe pain, but she still heard the maid's muttering as she turned around.

Slut.

She said she was a slut.

It's definitely a debt owed by the original owner! What else do you say "I don't remember the best", that indifferent maid, is it true that the original owner is a disgusted person!

Yu Wen felt the pain in his stomach gradually subside, and his head didn't hurt so much, so he thought carefully. It's better to say that I'm thinking about how to apply the plot of the time-traveling text I've read before to my own experience.

Because of this maid who doesn't follow the routine, she can't know her identity information in a short time, except that she can be sure that she has crossed into a woman by looking at her body. And even without the help of an insider, the memory of the original owner should remain in her mind! However, there was only one message in her mind, and that was pain!

From the words and deeds of the maid, Yu Wen knew that the original owner was not only annoying, but also a slut. The most important thing is that it seems that the original owner does not have a loyal henchman at present! This is simply a big obstacle to soaring after crossing.

So, eighty percent of yourself are taking the route of turning over?

Yu Wen bit his lower lip and thought quickly.

First of all, what special skills does the heroine of Shuangwen in the novel she sees. For example, killers, agents, policemen and other good skills, businessmen, forensic and medical tyrants with good brains, and various musical instruments, various dances, poems and famous sentences, etc.

So here's the problem. Myself, a senior otaku, is just a college student with mediocre grades, I can't dance any musical instruments, and I don't have anything to be good at, and I haven't finished the poems that I must memorize in high school in college.

Well, it's a bit of a disadvantage.

Secondly, the heroines are generally very beautiful, whether they start or not. Maybe you want to lose weight, maybe it's just a scar that will be removed by the master in the future, maybe the original owner has painted his face ugly since he was a child, but it's best to be beautiful all the time.

It just so happened that Yu Wen's brain succeeded in awakening the disobedient limbs, and she struggled to move from the bed to the bronze mirror on the dresser next to the bed.

Ordinary eyebrows, ordinary nose, ordinary mouth, and skin are a little whiter, but the eyes of the original owner suddenly appear bewitching in a group of ordinary organs. Seeing this, I can't help but think of "slut" again. Staring at the usual face in the bronze mirror, Yu Wen's eyebrows frowned slightly, although she looked different from the original, her appearance level was still comparable.

Well, it's not good.

Finally, what about the male protagonist? Why is there a commotion outside the room, but no one comes in except the strange maid?

"Ma'am, have you been poisoned too". Yu Wen's lips were biting tightly, she was the wife of someone with a bit of power, and the cause of death was poisoning.

"Also", "also" is because there are still people who have been poisoned, and the lady is a little noble, so that everyone can ignore it, indicating that the other poisoned person is definitely the central figure of the entire mansion, maybe the palace. It's over, it won't be the original owner's husband who was poisoned, right? The original owner was poisoned and died, won't her husband have to fight the street?! If you put it in a novel, isn't it the male protagonist? In this case, how can she still walk to the top lightly......

Is there a time-traveling novel that the male protagonist dies as soon as it comes up, and the female protagonist is turned over as a widow...... What's more, she doesn't have a golden finger for the heroine, and God doesn't give her a system, she looks ordinary before and after wearing it......

Well, it's very bad.

"It's a big deal! The general is going to die! ”

"What? Madame's side is also going to see it? ”

"Don't go, the general's situation is critical......"

The shouts and shouts from outside drifted into the ears of Yu Wen.

"I've just gone to see it, and Madame is fine." The voice was that of the strange maid. Doesn't that mean that the general is her husband? Is her husband going to die?

Yu Wen lay back on the bed, looking petrified as a crane driving west.

Why doesn't all this follow the routine!