"Got it done? Are you ready to go? I've already bought the ticket, it's seven o'clock, and now it's almost six twenty, you hurry up. As soon as Li Xincheng answered the phone, Yang Caixia's urging voice came out of the phone.

"You've got it all right? Don't wait, I'll be waiting for you downstairs again. Li Xincheng asked rhetorically.

Every time I went out with Yang Caixia, Yang Caixia called first to urge, and then Li Xincheng hurriedly got everything done and went to find Yang Caixia, but found that Yang Caixia didn't know what she was wiping, what white, red, pink, a lot of messy things were painted on her face, and she only painted a little at a time, and she couldn't do it in one go, so she had to come a little bit, and Li Xincheng was very worried about it.

"Alright, you come to me and go!" Yang Caixia said.

"Really?" Li Xincheng asked.

Really, Li Xincheng has been deceived too many times, and Li Xincheng doesn't even believe in punctuation marks now for what Yang Caixia said.

"Really, hurry up, or you won't see the full movie later." Yang Caixia urged.

"When have you ever seen the whole thing, it really is." Li Xincheng muttered in his heart.

Every time I go to the movies with Yang Caixia, within a few minutes of the movie, Yang Caixia is sleepy, and then leans on Li Xincheng, this is the time of a movie, the kind that does not drive, so that Li Xincheng can't even go to the toilet, who can withstand this, if it weren't for Li Xincheng's frequent practice of colorful sunshine and strong kidney function, if you want to change to another man, how can you withstand it!

Li Xincheng has already made up his mind today, no matter what happens, he pretends to be asleep as soon as he enters the cinema, even if someone loses money, he can't wake up, he wants to pretend to sleep to the end, and he must not give Yang Caixia any opportunity to take advantage of.

"Okay, okay, downstairs in you, come down quickly!" Li Xincheng said, then put down the hair dryer in his hand and wiped his hair with a dry towel, after all, the hair dryer was too loud, if he used a hair dryer, then Yang Caixia would definitely find out that he was still in the dormitory.

"Ah, so fast? Got downstairs to me so soon? Yang Caixia asked with some disbelief.

"yes, I was almost there when you called me, if you don't believe me, can you take a look downstairs?" Li Xincheng confuses the truth with falsehood.

"Ahh I... I'm still a little close, so you wait downstairs for a while, just down, down, soon, right away. Yang Caixia said.

"Hmph, little look, I know that you are not ready, and you want to trick me into waiting for you downstairs, you are really too bad and scheming." Li Xincheng thought proudly in his heart.

has been with Yang Caixia for so many years, Li Xincheng knows Yang Caixia too well, she has not been on time, every time she lied to herself to let herself wait for her first, she was young before, she was young and ignorant, she was often deceived, and she did not have a long memory.

And Yang Caixia's once, Li Xincheng is too familiar, ten minutes to count, half an hour to count, anyway, Yang Caixia redefined the word, Li Xincheng has not really waited for a while.

"Fight with me, you're still a little tender." Li Xincheng secretly said in his heart.

"Hey, where are you? Why didn't I see you upstairs? Yang Caixia's voice came from the phone again.

Li Xincheng: "......"

I haven't been around for long before you found out? Not with such.

Li Xincheng began to panic, and hurriedly accelerated his speed to wipe his hair, put on socks, and put on shoes, his movements were in one go, and the speed was outrageous, and he said: "I'm in the building, chatting with the dormitory manager!" You've got it done, just get down quickly. ”

"Oh? Which aunt do you talk to? We have two dormitory aunts here! Yang Caixia's voice came again.

I....... How do I know which aunt is in charge of the dormitory, I went today and didn't see the aunt in the dormitory, and why are you asking so much? Are you a hundred thousand why? Which aunt did I talk to about you again? Be a person, okay?

Li Xincheng complained frantically in his heart, but he still said nonsense: "The one with long hair." ”

In Li Xincheng's impression, most of the girls have long hair fluttering, long hair is black and bright, and it is rare to see one with short hair, so, according to the big data in Li Xincheng's mind, the possibility of the dormitory aunt having long hair is far greater than that of short hair, and there are two dormitory aunts here, no matter what, it can't be the short hair that both dormitory aunts have, right? If it really is, then Li Xincheng is unlucky.

"Hmph, you're really lying to me, you're not downstairs at all, scumbag." After listening to Li Xincheng's answer, Yang Caixia snorted coldly.

Li Xincheng: "??? ”

Is this being discovered? This is not scientific! Could it be that both dormitories are short-haired? what？ There is such a thing in this world! I'm so unlucky!

"How do you know? Could it be that the two dormitory aunts have short hair? Li Xincheng really couldn't figure it out, he didn't know why he was discovered, and he asked if he didn't understand, so Li Xincheng asked straightforwardly, anyway, he was discovered, and there was no point in hiding a lie, a lie needs to be rounded up with countless lies, Li Xincheng doesn't want to be so tired, it's not a big deal.

"We only have a short-haired dormitory manager here, and there is no long-haired one at all." Yang Caixia revealed the truth.

Li Xincheng: "......"

What about the most basic trust between people? actually made a false shot, lying to yourself that there are two dormitory aunts, you are too scheming, right? Can't it be simpler? Isn't it good to be silly and sweet?

"Set a trap for me every time, you can be a person, okay?" Li Xincheng said aggrievedly, he tried his best to find so many excuses, used his mouth and brain, and gave up the simple and fast hair dryer, and chose to use the oldest and original towel to wipe his hair, and in the end he was discovered, which is tantamount to saying that he has been working diligently and uselessly, who can not be wronged.

"Who told you to lie to me all the time? Big pig's trotters, very bad. Yang Caixia said.

"I ..... Am I still broken? It's you who is bad, okay? If you talk one by one, you will be cheated if you are not careful. Li Xincheng thought angrily in his heart.

"How long do you have to get it done, I'm already on my way." Li Xincheng rolled his eyes and asked bluntly, Li Xincheng doesn't engage in those virtual things, he comes directly to the truth, Li Xincheng doesn't want to do it, but he really can't do it, Yang Caixia's IQ has always been online, it's too difficult.

"It's almost there, it's just right for you to come over now, and when you get downstairs to me, I should get it done." Yang Caixia said.

"Okay, Roger!" Li Xincheng said.

Ten minutes later

"Didn't you say you had it done when I got downstairs to you? I'm already downstairs with you, what about you? Li Xincheng looked at the empty door of the dormitory building in front of him, and couldn't help but call Yang Caixia to question.

"emmm, well, right away, you wait down there, wait a minute, I've got everything ready to go downstairs, and I'll be on the first floor soon." Yang Caixia smiled a little embarrassedly.

Another five minutes passed

"You've been downstairs for so long? Osteoporosis? Or is it a broken foot? Li Xincheng asked angrily.

"Well, that's, it's not, it's a broken shoe, I'll go back to the dorm to get a new pair." Yang Caixia said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

It's okay if the shoes are broken, it's still strong for you!