Chapter 707: Deadly Joke
Call~
Seeing this scene, many people gasped, is this the legendary iron-headed invincible? With just one head, who can be defeated in the same realm?
The iron head patted the dust on his head, and showed a high-spirited attitude towards Xiao Tianyu: "See, this is the so-called iron head invincible, let you make three moves, you can break through my iron head defense and make my head bleed, even if you win!"
"It's... Can this win?" Lu Die'er looked at the smashed stone on the ground, and felt uneasy, so she glanced at Xiao Tianyu with beautiful eyes and persuaded: "I think forget it, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, that guy's head is clearly harder than a stone, and it is not made of tofu at all!"
"En!" Xiao Tianyu nodded.
"That's ......"
Before Lu Die'er finished speaking, she saw Xiao Tianyu and said, "It's not even as good as tofu!"
Burst~
Hearing this, Lu Die'er's old blood spurted, and she looked at Xiao Tianyu with a blank expression, what did this guy just say, it's not even as good as tofu? If it's not even as good as tofu, how did those stones break?
Before this guy speaks, can I please type a few more drafts?
The iron head on the stage stared at Xiao Tianyu and snorted coldly: "You say that my iron head is invincible, and I am not even as good as tofu?"
"Not bad!"
"Then I want to see how you break my iron head!"
"Are you sure you want me to make three moves?"
"Of course!"
"No regrets?"
"I regret having your last name!" Iron Head touched his head.
Who, you look at the appearance of the iron head who is underbeaten, so that you can bear it, that who, you should go up and give him a brick, someone in the crowd secretly thought, this kind of opportunity to beat someone and not fight back is rare.
Immediately, under the eyes of many people, Xiao Tianyu stepped onto the battle platform.
And at this time, Long Ao glanced at the iron head, as if to say, there is a chance to kill him for me.
Tietou nodded slightly, in fact, all this was caught in Xiao Tianyu's eyes, but he was silent, there was no way, someone was looking for death, he always had to become a human beauty.
Soon, Xiao Tianyu came to Tietou with light steps, touched Tietou's bare head, and said seriously: "You're only in your thirties, right?"
"How is it!"
"There's still a good youth, why can't you think about it so much!" Xiao Tianyu showed a look of me thinking about you.
"......" Iron Head is quite speechless, I can't think of it? Don't be kidding, you'll know who can't think of it in a while, hum... I am invincible, who can break my defenses?
So, the iron head said, "Come on!"
"Ling'er!" Xiao Tianyu's gaze looked at Long Ling'er.
"What?"
"Go get me a piece of tofu!"
"......" Hearing this, Long Ling'er was speechless: "What do you want tofu for?"
"Tofu is less lethal!"
Burst~
As soon as these words came out, a large number of people fell from the audience, which... What does this guy mean by that, do you shoot tofu on the head of the iron head? Isn't it too child's play? Who is that? You just use stones, tofu is useless.
I really thought that tofu could shoot the head of the iron head into flowers, this guy can really think of it? People let you make three moves, you don't have to let go of such a great opportunity, right?
"You can use stones, big hammers can do it!" Tietou said seriously, this guy from TM really looks down on my iron head, and actually said what to use tofu, it is really better to be Lao Tzu's head tofu, hum~ After three moves, let you see how powerful my iron head is.
Xiao Tianyu reached out and touched Tietou's head, and said, "Really use stones?"
"Hmm!"
"I'm fainting!" Xiao Tianyu said.
Bang dang~
Bang dang~
Hearing this, a large piece of land poured below, which... What did this guy say, he fainted blood, we just want to ask, if you faint blood, how can you kill Long Jie? Do you want to be so funny?
"I said, if I see blood, count me as losing!" Iron Head snorted coldly, let you be proud for a while, and then make you look good.
"That being the case, then you can't blame me!" Suddenly, Xiao Tianyu's eyes sharpened, and he saw that as soon as his right hand was stretched out, a big stone rose into the air and was directly sucked into his hand.
Xiao Tianyu said: "Stretch your neck a little!"
"What!"
"I'm afraid I'll smash your head in the stomach!"
I endure.
The iron head thought secretly in his heart, so he stretched his neck: "It's okay this way!"
"Okay, don't move, that's it!" Xiao Tianyu touched the other party's head again, and then raised his hand and swept out with a stone, feeling the strong wind coming, the iron head was full of momentum, and he was waiting to shake Xiao Tianyu out.
Boom~
Click~
In the next second, the stone in Xiao Tianyu's hand finally fell on Tietou's head, and suddenly there was a scream, blood splashed, and then he saw that Tietou's entire body flew out and fell five zhang away, rolling there with his head in his hands.
"Ahh My head, my head is blooming, hurry up and give me 120 first!" Is this invincible head really blooming?
It should be true, you look at the blood, it's like a flood.
I'm good, isn't the Iron Head Invincible very powerful? Why is it suddenly so unbeaten? Could it be that the Iron Head Invincible is deliberately letting that guy?
Grunt~
Immediately after that, everyone swallowed their saliva and was dumbfounded.
At this moment, even Long Ling'er, Long Ao and the others were stunned, obviously surprised, this guy really smashed the iron head's head into the flower with a stone?
And Xiao Tianyu took the bloody stone in his hand and said: "I said that I used tofu, but let me use the stone, I deserve it!"
Bang dang~
Hearing Xiao Tianyu's words, the crowd below fell into a large area, this guy is gloating, the cliff is gloating, but then again, did the iron head forget his luck just now, so he was smashed out by this guy with a stone?
At this time, the iron head was still rolling on the ground with his head in his hands: "Hurry up and call me 120, I... I TM can't do it!"
"Isn't that okay?" At this moment, Xiao Tianyu's face no longer meant to joke, and he said coldly: "Let me make three moves, and now there are two more moves!"
After saying that, Xiao Tianyu's figure flashed and came to the front of the iron head.
In the whole world, how many people dare to be shy of him Xiao Tianyu? What else do you say to make Xiao Tianyu three moves? Will he Xiao Tianyu let him go?
What the?
This... This guy still wants to fight?
If there are two more tricks, don't call an ambulance and call the funeral home directly.
At this moment, Tietou was stunned, he looked at Xiao Tianyu and said, "You... What do you want to do?"
"I said, there are two more tricks!" Xiao Tianyu's voice was indifferent.
"No... No... That boss, I... I was just joking, don't take it personally!" The iron head completely confessed, and he was beaten miserably with one stone, and if he hit him twice, there would still be a life?
No, no, no.
"Are you kidding?" Xiao Tianyu said coolly: "But, I'm serious!"
(End of chapter)