Jiao Hong was dumbfounded, what is Sister Xiaojiu teasing? People are lesbians!

Xin Cha was also stunned, obviously he didn't expect Mei Qingjiu to say such a thing.

"Coincidentally, I am also in my teenage years this year, I have not yet taken marriage leave, and I have not yet given birth to a baby, I don't know what my senior sister thinks?" After coming back to her senses, Xin Cha replied to her.

Mei Qingjiu suddenly reached out and pinched her chin, her eyes were charming, and she teased, "Where does the girl live?" How many people? Are your parents still alive? There is no marriage leave, I came to the door to propose, I don't know if the girl is willing? ”

"Sister Xiaojiu, be sober, Xincha is a woman." Jiao Hong was drunk.

Xin Cha is also a little drunk, "Senior sister ......"

Mei Qingjiu didn't reply and continued to ask, "The girl hasn't answered Xiaosheng's question yet, Xiaosheng is now dressed as a man and a woman, and the little girl next to her doesn't understand, so you don't pay attention to her." ”

"Senior sister is really humorous." Xin Cha said with a smile, "My family is in Jinshan City, my parents are alive, a total of four people, and a younger sister. ”

Mei Qingjiu suddenly reached out and hugged her waist, pinched and said, "The small waist is very thin!" My stomach is very soft! Can unlock ......"

Before he finished speaking, he stopped.

Everyone, "......" you are a woman, you are such a scoundrel?

But I heard her say again, "I don't know if the girl's sister is Gui Geng this year?" Is she as beautiful as a girl? Do you have any photos? So that I can compare and compare which one is better to marry. ”

Xin Cha said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I didn't bring a photo of my sister, but my sister is nineteen this year." ”

"Then you can only marry a girl. Girl, please wait aside. Mei Qingjiu made a gesture of please.

Xin Cha smiled and stepped aside.

The freshman next to him was so shocked by Mei Qingjiu that he was about to become a pen.

Mei Qingjiu pinched her fingers and snorted.

"Sister Xiaojiu, you want to flirt with men and men, what are you doing with a woman?" Jiao Hong asked.

Mei Qingjiu glanced at her, "Adults do things, children don't interfere." ”

Jiao Hong, "......"

It was already afternoon, and after waiting for another two or three hours, she beckoned the new students to get on the bus.

Mei Qingjiu looked at the car of students and said, "It takes more than two hours to get from here to Huaxing, which is long and boring." Has anyone told us some jokes, or stories to hear? It's still early to eat, Jiao Hong, you will share the snacks we brought to everyone, and pad your stomach first. ”

"Okay."

Jiao Hong went with the bag, which contained mung bean cakes, and there were only five pieces in a small box.

Mei Qingjiu carried a large water bottle and asked everyone, "Is anyone thirsty?" If you bring a cup, I have water here. ”

"Senior sister, I want water." Some gay men said.

"Here we are."

After Mei Qingjiu poured it for him, the gay man looked at her hippie smile and said boldly, "Senior sister, we are only shallow in our studies and don't have much knowledge, why don't we give us a story or a joke?" ”

When one person coaxed, there was a second, and a third, "Yes, senior sister, can you tell us one?" ”

"Since everyone wants to listen to me, then the senior sister will be ugly." Mei Qingjiu said with a smile, "This story dates back to the Song Dynasty, when the Great Song Dynasty emphasized literature over military force, and the imperial examination was prevalent......

She told a story about Xiucai entering Beijing to take the exam, but Xiucai won the championship in one fell swoop and was taken by a county lord.

But before she finished speaking, the gay man who asked for water said, "I know, I know, Xiucai finally married the county lord, right?" I've heard similar stories about this story, it's about the princess, and they all say that Xiu is a negative man, in my opinion, it's obviously a powerful force, why is it a weird show? What fool wants to die? Changed to a woman, asked her if she would marry the prince, she kept it between death and marriage, and chose to marry. The gay man answered.

Mei Qingjiu said, "You guessed wrong. He didn't marry, and ended up dying with his wife. ”

The crowd was in an uproar.

Mei Qingjiu continued, "Xiucai's wife's maiden family is a local big businessman, she dislikes Xiucai's poor family and is unwilling to marry, but her mother's family takes a fancy to Xiucai's potential, so they give her and Xiucai a kind of medicine to each other, and the two have been infatuated with love since then. It was because Xiucai loved his wife too much that he didn't want to marry the county lord, so he committed suicide by drinking medicine with his wife. ”