18. Advice

Li Yu went home slightly drunk.

Lying on his bed, he told himself that the retreat had officially begun.

The slightly drunk state helps him sleep, and Li Yumo falls asleep vaguely. He hoped that the soul would wake up in the dream realm, and this cultivation method was undoubtedly more relaxed than the spirit body advancing together.

……

I don't know when, Li Yu came to a black and white cemetery.

The night was thick, and dark and cold blood flowed from the decomposing corpses. The moon hovered alone in the sky, dimly lit, with cold winds blowing around it from time to time.

The tall buildings in the distance were blurred by the darkness, and they looked like a woman's face full of holes.

There had probably been a heavy rain not long ago, so everything was damp, the trees and dirt were crumbling like the skin of a dead corpse, and the air smelled suffocating.

The cemetery seems to have been abandoned for a long time, walking and walking, the soles of your feet are overgrown with weeds, and in some places even grow to knee height.

Under the cool moonlight, it seemed as if a rotting arm would reach out from the grass at any moment, grab Li Yu's feet, and drag him to an unknown place.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him. Although she couldn't see her face and figure clearly, Li Yu felt that she should be a woman, and a beauty, and in addition, she was dressed very coolly.

Click~

It was as if a bolt of lightning had struck me.

At this time, Li Yu felt that he should give himself a few math problems.

1+1=2

2+2=4

4+4=8

……

Li Yu quickly confirmed that he was sober. Since you are sober, let's start cultivating now. He habitually took a deep breath of air, and the rotting smell of the cemetery made him almost faint on the spot.

cough~cough~

It seems that this gloomy cemetery is not the best place to practice.

The woman in front floated in, and when she was close, Li Yu realized that she had guessed half of it right just now, she was indeed a coolly dressed woman, but the remaining half of the guess was very wrong.

Boom~

She floated softly past Li Yu, without dragging the mud and water at all.

Li Yu's back twitched, he felt that he had to change his dream, otherwise tonight's cultivation would definitely not be peaceful. Gently closing his eyes, Li Yu plunged his feet into the rotting dirt.

He concentrated all his strength on the plate, and his arms drew a rectangle in the air.

"Soul Alchemy Control Field!" Li Yu shouted.

At the same time, fantasies are going on in his mind, and he is ready to do a bold experiment to see if he can control his dreams luciously.

Since he drank beer at dinner today, but those beers didn't taste very good, Li Yu thought to himself, how good it would be if he could make a vigorous Moutai rain in his dream.

Beep~

There seemed to be water dripping on his cheeks, and Li Yu stretched out his tongue to lick it, but he didn't lick it.

Come on, give me a few more drops to taste. Li Yu called in his heart.

Maybe the call had an effect. Before he could put his tongue back, Li Yu heard the sound of the wind blowing and the clouds flying. Five seconds later, a few lines of water fell from the sky, and Li Yu smelled a strong aroma of wine.

Hush~

Feel it with your heart.

Li Yu still closed his eyes, but slowly stuck out his tongue, the liquor stimulated his taste buds, and Li Yu was intoxicated.

Wine can't be enjoyed alone, and now it's time to invite two or three friends over for a drink. Li Yu imagined that there should be a small pavilion here, surrounded by greenery.

Sure enough, a vermilion pavilion quietly appeared, covered with glazed tiles, with four stone benches and a round stone table in the center.

When Li Yu opened his eyes, the desolate cemetery had disappeared and was replaced by a pavilion in the middle of the mountain. Li Yu sat excitedly on one of the stone benches. At this time, he noticed that there were four more shot glasses on the table.

It's strange that the wine glasses, the stone bench, and the stone table are not born out of a fantasy in my mind, but they appear naturally, whether these are the work of the subconscious, or maybe my subconscious thinks that these things are standard.

There is wine and scenery, what are the disadvantages now?

Of course, it's a lack of friends......

"Sister Chi Ling." Li Yu blurted out.

No, I obviously want to call my friends to come and drink Moutai, I obviously want to invite Mei Suyue's kid back, how could I suddenly go to Sister Chi Ling? Before Li Yu could figure it out, Sister Chi Ling sat down on the stone bench next to her in an instant.

"Mr. Li, respect you." Sister Chi Ling said delicately.

A call made Li Yu's whole body tingle, and he couldn't help but pick up his wine glass.

Okay, let's just don't do it tonight, I'll leave no matter what fox friends and dog friends are, and simply call a few more beautiful women to drink with me.

"Big power! Koju! Li Yu muttered in a low voice. In an instant, all four stools were filled.

"To you." Da Mi Mi and Xiao Ju both gently raised the wine glasses on their chests.

Li Yu is very intoxicated, and everyone is drunk if he is not drunk.

In order to match the current tenderness and sweetness, the Moutai rain that fell from the sky became obedient, and they formed a rain curtain, in which there were four slips that went straight through the pavilion and fell into the cup.

It's as if there is an invisible holy hand in the air, helping Li Yu and the three beauties pour wine.

Li Yu is immersive, and this feeling is much more real than the pure fantasy in his mind, as if he has found a few god-like stuntmen to make a movie!

At this moment, Li Yu just wanted to shout: Soul Alchemy, I love you to death!

The rain in Moutai was still dripping, and Li Yu thought that there seemed to be something missing by just drinking. He thought about it, why not let the beauty dance to add to the fun?

In other words, I really don't know Sister Zhiling, Da Mi Mi and Xiao Ju, whose dance is more to my taste!

At this time, something magical happened, Sister Chi Ling stood up with a heart, and she said coquettishly: "Dear, can I teach you to dance?" ”

"Good. I danced very well. Li Yutian replied shamelessly.

He doesn't actually have any dancing cells, but this is in Li Yu's own dream, and he is in charge of his dream. If you have to be careful even if you pretend to be forced in your dreams, then the world will be too cruel.

When the music sounded, Da Mi Mi and Xiao Ju applauded excitedly, and Sister Chi Ling bent slightly and made a graceful gesture of inviting to dance.

Suddenly, a voice said coldly in Li Yu's mind: "A man only knows how to drink and dance, is this how soul alchemy is used?" ”

It was obviously Li Yu's own voice, it was his soul resisting!

That's right, soul alchemy can't be played like this......

Cultivation is not about drinking and dancing! Although, Sister Chi Ling may really be able to teach me how to dance......

Bite~

Thinking of this, Li Yu had a flash of inspiration.

Since the soul alchemy can help me summon Sister Chi Ling, then the soul alchemy should also be able to help me summon Ye Gucheng.

Since Sister Chi Ling can teach me to dance, then Ye Gucheng can also teach me to use a sword!

Or, I'll just summon the Sand Crocodile from One Piece or Iara from Naruto and let them teach me how to control the sand!

Li Yu suppressed his inner excitement, and he decided to give it a try.

Closing his eyes slightly, Li Yu called softly: "Ye Gucheng." ”

As soon as the words fell, the Moutai rain above the head became more and more intense, and the glazed tiles of the pavilion seemed to be unstoppable, and the dense rain line smashed on the top of the head.

What's wrong, could it be that my cultivation progress is too fast, causing the dream realm to collapse?