I'm so dumbfounded, dazed, empty-eyed, straight-eyed, sad, worldview collapsed, soul flying, soul scattered, heart numb... Those words weren't enough to describe the despair I was feeling at the time, and they didn't add up... Bah, stop, stop, stop. Anyway, I just stood there quietly, and I sincerely felt a little collapse of the worldview.

Yuan Shi Tianzun glanced at me and frowned: "Isn't this kid stupid?" ”

I continue to be expressionless, my current mood is that you all imagine that you have found out that your favorite goddess of coldness is actually a 40-year-old uncle who smokes cigarettes, your mood.

Hehe, my mood is more... There are no words to describe it.

At this time, it fell from the sky... Phew, the rain master who fell from the sky woke up slowly, and as soon as he saw me, he hurriedly grabbed my sleeve. "Heavenly Dao, you don't have to go to that mortal, because that's not at all..."

Then, he glanced at it and saw Yuan Shi Tianzun with a deep face on his back hand, rolled his eyes, and fainted again...

That's right, the noble generation of immortals, the chosen son, Lord Yushi, saw Yuan Shi Tianzun and was frightened...

That's right, that's how the Human Yuan Shi Tianzun is holding it

This Heavenly Dao, who was the same Chaos Essence body as Yuan Shi Tianzun, felt offended.

Yuan Shi Tianzun touched his face: "Is this seat so handsome?" Look at his handsome fainting. ”

I:......

Fortunately, he didn't stay on this topic for long, and after changing the topic, he brought up the thing I didn't want him to mention the most: "Heh, this seat is so handsome, you dare to pinch this seat's face." ”

emmmm……

I secretly looked at his expression, well, looking at his expression, this tone, it shouldn't be angry.

I decided to make a sycophant, "It's Tianzun, you are too handsome, the villain can't help it, and he can't help it." Ask God for forgiveness. ”

Although I thought he looked quite satisfied, he said coldly: "If you want to forgive your sins, you can do it, there is one condition." ”

I shuddered and asked, "What?" ”

He raised his eyebrows and smiled, and my heart suddenly burst out, and an ominous premonition rose, and sure enough, he raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Just send me to the Ninety-Nine Heavens." ”

My heart was cold, and I secretly complained.

You must know that the world is divided into nine heavens, the eleventh to the forty-fourth heaven is the underworld, the fifty-fifth heaven is the largest, it is the mortal world, the sixty-sixth heaven to the ninety-nine heaven is the heavenly realm, Xianjing is located in the sixty-six heavens, and it is actually nothing if I want me to send him to the ninety-nine heavens, it's just...

I'm tired and panicked

Each heavy heaven has a heavenly path with each heavy heaven, and each heavy heaven has nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine steps, and each one has nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine steps, which is a total of nine thousand nine hundred and eighty-eight thousand and one steps, and from the fifty-fifth heaven to the ninety-ninth heaven there are four heavens, which is a total of 399,920,000 steps...

It's horrible.

The reason why Xianjing is set in the sixty-six heavens is actually to take care of the immortals who descend to the mortals, even so, no one is willing to do the task of descending mortals, and the immortals are generally too lazy to walk from the heavenly road, and generally jump directly down...

Jumping down is generally fine as long as you don't hit your head on the ground, at most you will be faint for a few days like the rain master......

However, to go up from the mortal world, you have to climb the stairs...

Pilgrim is known as one of the top 10 tortures in history.

111111 (dividing line) 1111111111

Fifty-five heavens, heavenly paths, entrances.

I looked at the golden staircase with a sad face, and sincerely regretted why I bothered about "mortals reincarnated with memories" in the first place.

I looked back again, and Yuan Shi Tianzun was sitting in the basket with Erlang's legs crossed, glanced at me lazily, and said, "Hurry up." ”

I swallowed the sentence "You can't walk on your own without legs".

No way, who told me to owe it myself. While comforting myself, I picked up the Yuan Shi Tianzun and walked towards the steps that could not be seen at a glance.

I didn't walk for a while, I seemed to feel a red figure in the distance on the steps, floating down rapidly, I squinted my eyes and was about to take a closer look, when I saw the person shouting from afar: "Senior! ”

The voice was clear and bright, it was a girl's voice.

I looked back and there was no one behind me.

I heard the girl shouting again, "Heavenly Dao senior! ”

I burst into tears in an instant, oh my God, I actually had a day when I was called a senior by others.

As I said before, because I can't beat others... Ahem, well, someone else can pinch me to death with one hand, so even though I'm many times older than theirs, no one has ever called me senior, and today suddenly someone called me senior, and I'm really flattered... Bah, baba, very happy.