You don't have a face! You don't deserve a face! You can make such a big mistake on a trip! You rebel, you rebel, you make a ghost! Just these 13 things for you, if you dare to make them, pigs can become immortals! Oh no, no, no, to compare a pig with you is an insult to Marshal Tencang! /八丷"("一@..."

So, after rummaging through and checking that there were no bombs or anything like that, I approached the threshold with my package.

It's still a scene inside the door, but it's just that there is a lot of green on the corner of Ding's mouth. Yushi leaned on the Taishi chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and when he saw me come in, he didn't pay attention to me, just took a pen and paper that he didn't know where to go, and asked lazily: "Name, place of origin." ”

I opened the curtain and asked, "What is this for?" ”

He replied: "Let's go through the process first, the Jade Emperor of the province still thinks that the two of us colluded with the underworld and intended to rebel." ”

Of course, he still hasn't said a word: especially after that Ding is amazing...

Ding Tianer was clever, and as soon as he heard what Master Yu said, "Jade Emperor Lao'er and them", "colluding with the underworld", "intending to rebel" and the like, he already understood that he was not far from ten. I didn't dare to say more, and said respectfully: "The villain Ding Tianer, born in the first month of the year of Xushen, died in Xin Yin. Ancestral home in Yangzhou, later moved to ......"

Listening to what he said, I felt as if I had thought of something, but I couldn't grasp it. Subsequently...

I was suddenly startled, and I crossed in front of Ding Tianer like lightning and asked, "What do you say your name is?" Before he could reply, I glared and asked, "What's your name?" ”

He trembled and replied: "Little, villain Ding Tianer..."

what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what …

In my mind, I played Sun Yixuan's "Virtual" on an infinite loop...

You are an intimacy that I have never had that I can't capture... But I have your kiss, your scars, your heart......

Although this song has nothing to do with this situation, I still have an infinite loop...

Looking at me who was stunned for a moment, Master Yu put down his pen in surprise and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

I turned my head and muttered, "It's not scientific... Nor metaphysics..."

"What's wrong?" Master Yu simply stood up directly, circled around me twice, and raised his hand to touch my forehead: "I don't have a fever..."

"Now it's not a question of whether you have a fever or not." I walked in front of Ding Tianer, my eyes blazing: "You... Is it really Ding Tianer? ”

Ding Tianer seemed to be a little frightened, and said on thin ice: "Villain, villain... Exactly..."

"Alright." I turned around excitedly and patted the shoulder of the rain master behind me: "Okay, it's really good now, it's not a dream for the two of us to go down in history in the future!" ”

He seemed a little confused: "What's wrong?" What's going on? You're going to give a word of approval, what's the point of being dumb..."

"Did you know that this is a problem for the ages!" Before his words fell, I said tightly: "Back then, Ding Tianer's soul was booming, according to the record of life and death, Ding Tianer should have died in the year of Yu Zi, at the age of eighty-three, and died a good death. This is the number of days, and no force or method can change it in any way. However, on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year of Xin Yin, all three fires were extinguished and he died! ”

"What, what?" The rain master couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and said, "This, this can't be!" There is no mistake in the Book of Shadows, and as you say, what is set in the book of life and death can never be changed by ordinary people! Could it be that some nether god or degrading god violated the taboo? ”

"It's impossible." I shook my head and affirmed: "Any mortal immortal or degraded god is registered in the register, and after Ding Tianer's death back then, he couldn't even recruit a soul!" When the Jade Emperor found out, he was furious, and sent someone to call those scattered immortals and wandering gods to Tianjing for interrogation, and even brought those lands that he didn't know about a little bit. As a result, the immortals from all walks of life were naturally at a loss. Nothing could be found, so the matter was naturally delayed. ”

"But." I turned my head to look directly at Ding Tianer and said, "Now Ding Tianer's soul has actually reappeared!" This is absolutely extraordinary! Let's ask what kind of "mortals" can disobey the mandate of heaven to increase or decrease their lifespan without authorization, and their souls are still there, but the immortals of Tianjing are unaware! ”

"And." I retracted my gaze and said, "That incident happened in the year of Xin Yin, dozens of Jiazi years ago. In addition to ghosts and immortals, what kind of soul can exist for one or two thousand years without disappearing? ”

"According to you, this matter is really suspicious." The rain master yawned and said, "So..."

"So," I said meaningfully. And Ding Tianer's body in the corner trembled more and more.

"So that's the end of it. Ding Tianer, what should you do, don't open any store, it's scary. In the end, it was the rain master who patted the board. As for the reason, we both know it...

Not to mention it's a bit embarrassing......

The reason is very simple, Ding Tian'er has done so many such amazing things, it is estimated that there are only two possibilities:

The first type: He's a super boss himself, so he's pretending to be cute and pitiful to tease us here......

Second, there is a super boss behind him who has been helping him and supporting him... Maybe the big guy overslept today...... Didn't find his darling being folded by us. Grinding all night...

All in all, whatever the possibility, it's not something we can provoke...

As for what country is still like this, why don't I regret this... The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband... Donating his life to go to the country, seeing death as if he were going home... Since ancient times, who has not died, leaving Dan to take care of the sweat... If the country lives and dies for profit, will it not be avoided because of misfortune and good fortune... It's all non-existent... Inexistent...

The most important thing is to save your life, and the salted fish can always survive to the end...

A sense of collective honor or something doesn't exist...

Therefore, the two of us greeted Ding Tianer, who was still trembling, very cordially and friendly, and then walked out of the door.

As soon as the threshold came out, the two of us stood up with smiling faces