It's embarrassing

It's so embarrassing

Labor and management are in a dilemma, they are in a dilemma, they are in a panic, they are not embarrassed, they are not embarrassed, they are not embarrassed, they are not embarrassed, they are not up or down, they are at a loss, they are in a dilemma, they are in a dilemma, they are in a hurry......

One word

It's just too embarrassing

scold

hehe

Hehehe

Hehehehehe

Hehehehehehe

Hehehehehehehe...

………

The above pagoda-shaped sentences loop in my mind indefinitely.

I really want to dig a pit and bury myself.

Maybe it was because I was so embarrassed that my brain froze. I crouched down silently and silently dug a hole in the steps with one finger.

But I don't know the heart of Fuli Yuan Shi Tianzun on the side: I wipe, he squatted down, he squatted down! He won't pull on the spot... Good try with gems/jade, rub ... Bar...... I wipe me wipe I wipe I wipe I wipe no, no, no, no, no I'm Yuan Shi Tianzun! I want to be cold!

I've dug a shallow hole in the steps, the hole, and the next thing is to get in, and I'm so embarrassed that my brain is dead, and I'm thinking about that very important question, why can't I get in, why can't I get in?

"Ahem." Yuan Shi Tianzun coughed and pulled me back to the real world. We all tacitly agreed that nothing had happened, so I picked him up and kept walking.

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Whoever sees this chapter while eating, who sprays rice.

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There was nothing to say on the road, five days later.

I looked at the Chinese New Year's Eve in front of me and said helplessly: "Why are you back?" ”

Her face was dark, but she never seemed to be better in front of me... Phew, she said with a calm face: "It's not my intention to come this time, Fuli Yuan Shi Tianzun has sent down a decree..."

"Wait." I'd like to confirm. "What did you just say?"

Chinese New Year's Eve suppressed the desire to roll his eyes and said, "Fuli Yuan Shi Tianzun sent a decree asking you to take this god to the sixty-sixth heaven to worship..."

I'll go? I looked back at the Yuan Shi Tianzun with wide-eyed eyes and an innocent face, and really felt the collapse of the worldview again, could it be that the god who has been licked by labor and management for so long is a fake? Assi!

The corners of my mouth twitched, in fact, what made me sadest the most was not that he might be fake, but that the labor and management scriptures were about to go to the Eight Heavens, and now they had to go down......

I asked Yuan Shi Tianzun, and he said that it didn't matter, and he was willing to go down with me to "see the color of the king who pretended to be him"

It's not that I haven't thought about it seriously, whether the "Yuan Shi Tianzun" is fake, if it's fake, it's fake, so the bright aura will never be bad. My efforts (licking the dog) will not be in vain, no matter who he is, when he turns around and says two good words to me in front of the Jade Emperor, I maybe... (10,000 words of girly drooling fantasy are omitted here.) ）

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Two days later, sixty-six heavens were out

I let out a sigh of relief, threw the dead basket to the ground, looked at the brilliant whirlpool in front of me, and said angrily to the Yuan Shi Tianzun with a deep face: "It's finally here." ”

His expression was inscrutable: "Actually...", he sold a pass, "You are the way of heaven, you can conjure a snail horse or something like that, and you don't have to climb such a high staircase by yourself." ”

I hated it in my heart, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

He said a word, but did not answer.

I'm going to see "Tianzun", hey... I'm cranky. Hey, whether this is fake, that is real, or this is true and that is fake, there's a good show to watch... Hee Hee (manual tongue sticking)

With the excitement of watching the excitement, I stepped into the vortex with a serious face on Chinese New Year's Eve.

After a whirlwind, I stepped into Xianjing.

Sixty-six heavy heavens have no day and night, everywhere is golden light, the streamer is gorgeous, bright is better than day, gold and jade are bricks, incense burns Baoding, flowers are inserted into gold bottles, fairy music sounds, brilliance is better than glass.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, she looked solemn, saw people bowing their hands to say hello, and she recognized all the more than fifty immortals of all sizes who passed by us, and could call out their names and Dharma numbers, Dao numbers. Yuan Shi Tianzun didn't squint, and the others were surprised when they saw us taking a six-year-old child to Xianjing, as if they wanted to ask the reason, but they stopped talking, I don't know why. Ben-sama also has a headache.

We first went to meet the Jade Emperor, and when he saw me, he came up and said, "Tiandao, it's time to cut your nails." ”

I pulled out a smile: "The Great Emperor is really discerning. ”

There was a dead silence

Am I doing something wrong?

I twitched my skin and said, "I don't know where Fuli Yuan Shi Tianzun is now, I'll go and pay a visit." ”