Chapter 62: Meat Pads
"Everybody counts on a monthly basis, and you count on an annual basis." Yang Caixia said angrily.
"No, our hometown is counted by year, and it is all counted as a virtual year!" Li Xin retorted with sincerity and righteousness.
"Oh!" Yang Caixia glanced at Li Xincheng angrily and said.
"Punish you for re-hooking with me, I think a hundred years is too short, let's pull a hook for 10,000 years." Yang Caixia said.
"Ah, is there a difference between a hundred years and ten thousand years? It's not bad, right? Won't we all live to that time? Li Xincheng asked with some puzzlement.
"There is so many years of difference between a hundred years and ten thousand years, a hundred times the difference, a hundred times the difference, a hundred times the difference, where is the difference? And if you can't live in this life, there will be another life, if you can't live in the next life, if you can't live in the next life, there will be a hundred lives, a thousand lives, the gap between them is big, hurry up, the fingers are stretched out, and we will pull the hook again. Yang Caixia urged.
"It's so long ago, if we drink Meng Po soup in the next life, maybe we will all forget each other, and we won't know each other when we see each other." Li Xincheng muttered, but still obediently stretched out his finger for Yang Caixia to pull.
"I won't forget!" Yang Caixia said.
"Pull the hook and hang it, 10,000 years, it is not allowed to change, what has changed is the puppy." The two said in unison.
"Okay, okay now, right?" Li Xincheng asked angrily.
"It's okay, it's okay." Yang Caixia said with a smile.
"Eh, Chengcheng, we seem to have risen to the highest point!" Yang Caixia suddenly pointed out the window excitedly and said.
"When you go to the highest point, isn't that the view you see is still the same?" Li Xincheng asked with some confusion.
"Oh, it's different, come and see." Yang Caixia waved at Li Xincheng and said.
"What? What's different? Li Xincheng leaned over and looked at it in confusion.
Looking at Li Xincheng, who was getting closer and closer to her, Yang Caixia took a deep breath, and then kissed Li Xincheng's lips like a dragonfly with lightning speed.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
Looking at Yang Caixia, whose face was slightly red, Li Xincheng showed a confused gaze.
Just now, what happened?
"Oh, the beautiful scenery just now is over, and I can't see it." Yang Caixia twisted her head out of the window and said with some embarrassment.
Li Xincheng: "......"
What nice scenery has passed? I'm afraid there isn't one at all, right? I see that you are plotting against me, and you are just looking for a reason to deceive me.
Hey, if you are fooled, you shouldn't believe Yang Caixia, this scheming is too deep, right? For the sake of that ethereal legend of the Ferris wheel, you actually deceived my feelings and trusted you so much.
"Take advantage of me again." Li Xincheng touched his mouth and said angrily.
"What's the matter, I didn't mean to, it's all because you got too close, so I accidentally kissed it." Yang Caixia said with a slightly red face.
Li Xincheng: "??? ”
What kind of tiger and wolf word is this? Do you want to shake the pot after kissing? Do you blame me for getting too close? The conscience of heaven and earth, Li Xincheng simply wanted to go to the window to see what Yang Caixia said, what the different scenery looked like, there was absolutely no bad intentions, let alone those obscene and despicable ideas.
"I was sitting here fine, didn't you have to ask me to come and see it?" Li Xincheng asked angrily.
"Then, I didn't let you look so close, who told you to look so closely?" Yang Caixia said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
It's a loss!
"Would it be good to read more advanced mathematics physics in the future? Those are non-existent, what legends of the Ferris wheel, what legends of pirate ships, look less, those are not conducive to your physical and mental development. Li Xincheng said.
"Ah, there are legends about pirate ships? What's the legend of the pirate ship? Yang Caixia suddenly looked at Li Xincheng curiously and asked.
"I'm just giving examples, do you understand? I don't know what the legend of the pirate ship is, but I do know the legend of the Titanic. Li Xincheng said.
"Is there any connection between the Corsair and the Titanic?" Yang Caixia asked puzzled.
"It's all boats!" Li Xincheng spread his hands and said.
"Oh!" Yang Caixia glanced at Li Xincheng angrily and said.
"Potato chips?" Li Xincheng took out a pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips from his small schoolbag and asked.
"I'm going to eat the lime flavored one." Yang Caixia said.
"I didn't buy it, but when I checked out just now, I found that the small schoolbag couldn't be stuffed, so I threw it there." Li Xincheng said in a light tone.
"Really, I didn't see you throw it out?" Yang Caixia said with some disbelieving.
"What are you lying to, really threw it there." Li Xincheng said.
"I don't believe it, give me the bag, I'll find it myself." Yang Caixia snatched the schoolbag from Li Xincheng's hand and said.
"Ah, really not, why did you throw my lime flavored potato chips there, ah, you pay me potato chips, you pay me potato chips." Yang Caixia said angrily after rummaging for a while and not finding lime-flavored potato chips.
"Didn't you say it, I couldn't put it down, so I threw it there!" Li Xincheng shrugged his shoulders and said with a nonchalant expression.
"Stinky Chengcheng, I hate you to death, and I won't pay attention to you in the future." Yang Caixia threw the schoolbag back to Li Xincheng, and looked at the scenery outside the window alone and sulked.
"Are lime-flavored chips delicious?" Li Xincheng asked.
"It's delicious, hmph, you dare to throw such delicious lime-flavored potato chips there, you're mad at me." Yang Caixia said angrily.
"Is it really that delicious? Then I'll give it a try. Li Xincheng took out a packet of lime-flavored potato chips from his back, unpacked it, and stuffed a slice into his mouth.
With a crisp click, a fragrant smell of lime suddenly filled Li Xincheng's mouth.
"It's delicious." Li Xincheng stuffed another piece into his mouth and said.
"Ah, you actually stole my lime-flavored potato chips, you big villain, and lied to me that I didn't buy it, and threw it there, big liar, I don't want to pay attention to you in the future." Yang Caixia said angrily after snatching the potato chips from Li Xincheng's hands.
"Who told you to lie to me first? And lie to me that there is a different scenery, if I am a big liar and a big villain, then you too! Li Xincheng said angrily.
"Nonsense, where in the world can there be such a cute, beautiful, beautiful and charming big liar as me." Yang Caixia said narcissistically.
"Zhang Wuji's mother once said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people." Li Xincheng groaned.
"Zhang Wuji's mother is also very beautiful, so she is also a liar, and the words of a liar can't be believed." Yang Caixia said reasonably.
Li Xincheng: "......"
How can there be a mother in this world who would lie to her son? It seems that there really is, Li Xincheng wanted to watch TV and play games when he was a child, Li Xincheng's mother often lied to Li Xincheng that these things would affect his learning, now study hard, and wait until the holidays to let you have enough.
Then finally waited for the holiday, you can play games and watch TV, Li Xincheng's mother said that everyone is studying hard during the holiday, thinking about overtaking in the corner, we can't be caught up by others, wait until the high school entrance examination is over, and get admitted to a good high school, there is no summer homework at that time, so you can have a good time.
After the high school entrance examination, Li Xincheng thought that he should be able to play now, but Li Xincheng's mother said again, now the students are taking advantage of this summer vacation without summer homework to preview high school knowledge, we can't lag behind, the three years of high school is the most important, it is the turning point of your fate, it can change and determine your life, let's preview it first, and wait until the college entrance examination is over, you can play how you want.
Finally waited until the college entrance examination was over, Li Xincheng had grown up, and the things he wanted to watch and play before were no longer so eager now.
After eating and drinking on the Ferris wheel for more than ten minutes, this round of the Ferris wheel ended, and Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia got off the Ferris wheel.
"It's almost time for dinner, and everyone should go to eat at this time, and no one is playing bumper cars, so let's go play bumper cars." Li Xincheng suggested.
"Okay, you wait for me to ask Du Niang, and I'll see if there are any legends about bumper cars." Yang Caixia looked at her phone and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
"Don't look at it, those are all dross, they are all feudal superstitions, bumper cars have the most sparks, what legends can there be, and the autumn name mountain bike god is not a bumper car!" Li Xincheng said angrily.
"Good horn!" Yang Caixia stuffed her phone back into her pocket in disappointment.
The two came to the place where they played bumper cars, indeed, because it was a meal now, there were indeed a lot fewer people playing bumper cars, only less than half of what Li Xincheng had when he first came.
After queuing for about ten minutes, about two or three rounds of bumper cars, it was finally Li Xincheng's turn.
After handing in the tickets, Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia entered the venue.
"Which one?" Yang Caixia asked.
"Take that red car, I've been observing it for a long time, and I found that the red car has the best performance, the fastest speed, and the most violent collision, let's go and take that car." Li Xincheng said.
"Wait, why are we two in one? Isn't it fragrant for one of us? Anyway, you need two tickets, you go to the green one, and the performance of that one is not bad. Li Xincheng pointed to the green bumper car about five meters away from the red bumper car and said.
"No, I want to ride with you." Yang Caixia shook her head and said.
"Don't, we're losing like this, and you don't have a game experience, I'm driving, listen to me, you go and take that green one, let's wait for the strong alliance to dominate the entire bumper park." Li Xincheng said.
"Don't." Yang Caixia shook her head, then sat in the co-pilot of the bumper car selected by Li Xincheng, and consciously fastened the seat belt.
"Oh, don't you think that's boring? It's cool to drive a car alone! Li Xincheng sat in the driver's seat and persuaded while wearing a seat belt.
"I don't like it." Yang Caixia said.
But I like it, oops, it's so uncomfortable, I can't drive one by myself.
"Okay, okay, that's still the old rule, you step on the accelerator, I'll control the steering wheel, and we'll have fun." Li Xin said tiredly.
"Okay." Yang Caixia nodded obediently and said.
"Anyway, every time we take a bumper car, you only step on the accelerator, isn't it boring? Why don't you give you the steering wheel this time, and I'll cooperate with you to step on the accelerator? Li Xincheng looked at Yang Caixia sitting next to him and asked.
"Ah, is that okay? Can I really take the wheel? Yang Caixia looked at Li Xincheng with a look of surprise and asked.
"Okay, then let's change positions, you take the main driver." After Li Xincheng finished speaking, he was about to untie the seat belt.
"No, no, you can take the main pilot, and I can control the steering wheel in the co-pilot." Yang Caixia hurriedly patted Li Xincheng's handwork to untie his seat belt.
"Ah, but wouldn't it be uncomfortable for you to get behind the wheel in the passenger seat?" Looking at Yang Caixia, who needed to turn slightly sideways to control the steering wheel, Li Xincheng couldn't help but ask.
"No!" Yang Caixia smiled and leaned back on Li Xincheng.
"I won't be uncomfortable if you use me as a meat pad." Yang Caixia, who was leaning on Li Xincheng, smiled sweetly.
Li Xincheng: "......"
But I'm going to be uncomfortable, I'm so hard! Human meat pad Li Xincheng, online!