"My head hurts, here's ...... Hell!? ”

The resurrected Clown Jackie opens his eyes in confusion and comes back from the dead, with a somewhat confused memory.

He vaguely remembered that when the bomb was detonated, the white light in front of him was dazzling, and then his body slowly flew up and entered a pure white world.

The outline of the surrounding humanoid luminous bodies is blurred, fluttering and flapping their wings, as expected, it should be heaven.

The holy light, which is 10,000 times warmer than the sun, bathes the whole body, Jackie opens his light body, closes his eyes and plunges into the arms of the angel in front of him, quietly enjoying the calm and calm time.

No troubles, no sorrows......

At this moment, the exhaustion of his soul was washed away, he let go of his obsession before his death, his stiff smile gradually calmed down, the whole person was sublimated and detached, washed away the lead, there was nothing in his mind, he just wanted to sleep so silently forever.

That's impossible!

As a dedicated clown, it is more uncomfortable to keep Jackie from talking than to kill him.

So, even if it's dead, he still has to say it.

Arching twice in the warm embrace, Jackie couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It is worthy of heaven, this horizontal line seems to have been measured with a ruler." ”

The warm embrace trembled slightly, and in the next second, Jackie suddenly felt the cold air pressing, and looked up tremblingly, and the boundless darkness rendered half of the sky, wantonly eroding and invading the pure white world.

In the dark sky, the scarlet eyes opened, and the claws of the heaven-covering demon pressed straight down.

The fluttering people were scared and scurrying around, and Jackie didn't know why, but in this situation, there was nothing wrong with running along.

I didn't think about it, and before I turned around, I was kicked in the back of my buttocks, and my body went straight to the devil's claws.

In mid-air, Jackie was so frightened that he hurriedly turned back to see which bastard was plotting against him.

At this glance, I suddenly lost my anger, and the light and shadow that fled in a hurry were not horizontal!

Blame him, the joke is too much, and the mouth is too cheap!

Memories after that......

Jackie couldn't remember anything, when he opened his eyes, it was like the world on earth, still on the top of the building, and when he heard the words 'send you' and 'while it was hot', he suddenly felt cold in his hands and feet.

He was very sure that this was not the world, not to mention that he had no ashes left, just a gloomy man next to him who looked like a bat and was as black as a night owl, which was a rare evil creature in the world and would only exist in hell.

Jackie swore that he had never sensed such a dark and gloomy aura, and that the night owls could not compare, that he had not done so before, and that he would never ......

Damn, there really is!

As soon as he turned around, Jackie saw Russell and realized that Bruce's little black was nothing at all.

Like a pair of dirty and unwashed black pants, there is no comparison to the endless dark universe!

"What's the matter, how is this clown like he's suffering from heat stroke?"

Russell tilted his head to look at Jackie, and subconsciously cracked red blood lines at the corners of his mouth: "I understand, I just got out of the steel plate of heaven, but I didn't see the wavy lines of hell, so I'm disappointed, right?" ”

"No, no, don't come here......"

The memories were connected back and forth, and Jackie subconsciously leaned over to Bruce's side, facing the darkness, only Bruce still had a trace of warmth at all.

Bruce shook his head slightly, first patted Jackie's shoulder, and then insisted: "He just came back to life, his memory is a little confused, don't scare him, he will go crazy." ”

"What, this is the beginning?"

Russell gasped and persuaded with kind words: "Wake up, there will be no result between you, Clark is still waiting for you." ”

“……”

……

In the sewers, Jackie leads the way in front, and the two behind him are darker than the other.

In order to answer Jackie's doubts, Russell recounted the origin of him and Bruce, repeatedly emphasizing that he is not Satan.

Even if it is, it is only superficial, in fact, it is an undercover agent sent by heaven to hell.

"That's the general situation, don't think too much about it, we're really superheroes. learned about the cruel atrocities of the criminal syndicate from the comics, and deliberately shuttled through several parallel universes to help, although there was a traffic jam on the road for a while, justice was not late and successfully rescued you. ”

“……”x2

Jackie: Whatever you say, that's what you say!

Bruce: Which comic?

"Okay, I'm done with the briefing on my side, it's time for you to talk about the crime syndicate, who is more dish, and which is better?"

"Uh, I don't know your names yet."

"Tell me about the crime syndicate!"

"Okay......"

The difference in strength is too big, Jackie can't resist, and he picks up his life for nothing, let's just think Russell is a good devil.

"The Crime Syndicate is a global evil organization with six leaders, each with a group of villain lackeys. Oh no, the Martian is dead, now five people! ”

Jackie raised his head with his chest straight, and seeing that Bruce was expressionless and did not praise his thoughts, he was dejected and continued: "They have been together for years, using their superpowers to do evil, and ruling the world with fear. Not only the superheroes who stand up to resist, but also kill ordinary people, cold-blooded and ruthless, and governments acquiesce in their existence for one reason or another......"

"Among the original six leaders, the Super Boss has the strongest personal strength, the Super Queen has the most power, and the most villains under his command. Because the Night Stalker is the smartest, the powerful villains are willing to follow him, and his men are small, but each one is more difficult to deal with. ”

Jackie sighed: "Because of the night owl's mind and evil plans, the superhero who dared to resist suffered heavy casualties, and I have always fought with him openly and secretly, and the result is more defeat than victory, not his opponent." ”

"It should."

Russell nodded, the blackening is three times stronger, and the whitewashing is seven points weaker, maybe Batman to the night owl does not have the ingredients of blackening, but the joker is indeed whitewashed, and it is normal to beat it.

He continued: "It's not a big problem, we have a hostage in our hands, the night stalker's biological brother, we can threaten him to be obedient! ”

"It's useless, the night owl is ruthless and won't be ...... Wait a minute, Brother of the Night Stalker? ”

Jackie was dumbfounded, all he knew was that the night owl had a bad butler, and it was the first time his brother had heard of it.

"That's him, Bruce Wayne."

Russell slapped Bruce on the back, making him reluctant to take a step forward: "The night owl's name is Thomas Wayne Jr., when he was a child, he witnessed the evil of Gotham City and the corruption of the Waynes, and the joint housekeeper killed the two, during which he accidentally killed his beloved brother Bruce, and then he ruled Gotham by force. ”

"So?"

"Therefore, when his beloved brother is close at hand, little Thomas must cry bitterly, the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart will be awakened, and he will change his mind and become a new man under repentance."

Russell nodded solemnly: "I've thought of the script, so let's play it like this, first let little Thomas be our person, so as to subvert the entire crime syndicate, and finally let Bruce stab him to death." ”

“……”x2

Jackie: Good idea, it's as perfect as a dream!

Bruce: Russell is a thief and wants to have fun with him!

Seeing that the two refused silently, Russell secretly said that he was bored, thinking that Jackie and Bruce would spark and go toe-to-toe with each other, and neither would look down on anyone.

As a result, the sparks came out, but the painting style deviated, and Jackie directly changed from a clown to a small one, and he would blush after looking at Bruce for a long time.

Considering that the result was not bad, Russell did not break the painting style back, thinking that if the two succeeded in holding hands, he would leave Bruce on Earth Three and eventually become a family.

"Alas, there is no kinder Sasa than I am...... Human! ”

Russell muttered to himself and began to think about the script after that, thinking about it, it would be more interesting to break into the villain.

……

After half an hour of walking through the sewers, Jackie takes the two of them out of the manhole cover and into a warehouse that looks like a playground or a circus.

According to itself, it is a closed toy factory.

It has been transformed into a secret base by Jackie, the door is decorated with a funny face, and the gate is a clown's mouth, with colorful styles and bells and whistles, and it looks as conspicuous as it looks.

Russell deeply sighed that the base was not exposed, and the light of justice was not extinguished, either the criminal syndicate was blind, or he kept Jackie to play slowly.

"Squeak squeak!!"

The lights are turned on, and a squeaky chirping is heard as you enter the door, and a monkey in a clown costume jumps out and climbs onto Jackie's shoulder.

"Hallie, it's so nice to see you, I almost won't be back today......"

Jackie hugged the monkey and wiped his tears, and then a clown-like smile came online and introduced: "Two, this is Hallie, my assistant and pet, a smart and sensible little girl." Hallie, this is Bruce and Sa...... and ......"

"Russell!"

"Yes, and Russell."

Jackie wiped the cold sweat from his head and almost told the truth, which frightened him.

"There seems to be something wrong with this smart and sensible little girl."

Russell waved his hand and carried the monkey Harley to the neck, and the latter trembled and screamed to Jackie for help.

"Russell, that's someone else's pet!"

Seeing that Jackie wanted to speak and stopped, wanted to say but didn't dare to say it, Bruce couldn't help but speak for him.

Although Bruce felt the urge to punch Jackie every time he laughed, he decided to help him know that the other party was a good person.

"Assistants can, pets can't, in other parallel universes, Harley is a person, and suddenly becomes a monkey, forgive me for being unacceptable."

Russell frowned for three seconds and revised Harley's setting, changing her from a monkey to a blonde, long-legged girl in an instant.

“？？？” x2

"Your assistant, do you want me to avoid it and give you three two points, no, a minute?"

"Hallie! My Harley ————"

Jackie screamed miserably, feeling like his youth was gone.

……

Ten minutes later, Jackie hugged the fragrant and soft new Harley, reluctantly accepting the reality, because of his optimistic attitude, he quickly forgot all about the previous monkey.

In Jackie's own words, Harley in her humanoid form can help him more and inject a breath of fresh blood into the weakened superhero forces.

It's a good thing!

"Bruce, take a break tonight, and tomorrow we'll go to the Crime Syndicate headquarters."

"You want to go undercover and join them and have fun this way?"

Without waiting for Russell to answer, Bruce nodded: "It's a good plan, the Martian is dead, and the members of the crime syndicate will inevitably have internal conflicts in order to fight for territory, and if you want to avoid it, you must support a new first-generation Martian, and you are so ...... black"

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense, who's black?"

Russell refused to admit it, because Bruce saw through his plan and immediately made changes: "You're wrong, I don't plan to replace the Martian, I'm going to pick one of the remaining five to kill him and take his place." ”

"I recommend the Divine Power Ring!"

Jackie looked up from Hallie's arms in pain and interjected, "If you want to replace anyone, he's the best choice." ”

"Reason."

"The Divine Power Ring is the weakest, and the younger brother under him is also the least."

"OK, that's it!"

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