Chapter 305: A Litter of Vixens (5)
"Third sister, are you crazy? Why can't you think about it all of a sudden? The big brother fox looked surprised, and he was so naturally stunned that people didn't dare to look at it directly.
Xia Yan suddenly wanted to laugh, but Hu San's face darkened, and the teacup in her hand was crushed by her force.
"Third sister, you have to pay money for destroying the tableware." The big brother fox had a painful face, and his eyes were full of accusations of 'why are you such a loser'.
Fox Three: "......"
"I'm poor." She didn't lose money, and her paintings couldn't be sold.
At this time, Xia Yan hooked up the rolled painting, opened it and looked at it, "It's full of craftsmanship, no one with long eyes will buy it." ”
"Second sister, what do you know!" Hu San is unhappy, how can she say that she is a scholar, her scholar is good everywhere, of course her painting is also good, no one likes it, that's because there are too few Bole in the world.
Xia Yan didn't squeak, this look is the master who doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't die, it's useless for her to say anything now.
"If you want to be a real person, then follow the rules of human beings." After being silent for a long time, Xia Yan looked at Hu San while speaking, his eyes were full of questions.
"Of course, I won't use spells." Fox San is very determined.
"It's not a matter of magic, you know how human women live? Do you know what skills a human woman has to master? Do you know what human marriage looks like? Xia Yan asked three times in a row, and Hu San was confused.
"Don't say anything in the sketchbook, you just believe it, it's all an apocryphal story, do you know what a story is? Humans say that fox spirits suck people's yang energy......"
"Fart! We won't! ”
Before the third fox spoke, the big fox brother stopped doing it, why did he say that about them, who is rare and mixed with human yang, he really sucked it, and delayed their cultivation.
"That's it, it's all human imagination." Xia Yan continued: "The marriage of human beings is a serious three-media six-appointment, exchanging tokens with each other, Geng post, counting the eight characters, and marrying under the blessing of relatives on good days and auspicious days, so that the one who marries home is called the head lady, there is no such process, it is a matchmaker, it is shameless, and even a concubine is not worthy of it, do you know?" ”
Hu San continued to be confused, she had only been down the mountain for a few days, and all she heard on weekdays were stories from the drawing book, and she really didn't understand these.
"Don't underestimate this program, this represents whether a man values you, if he treats you sincerely, he will never let you be wronged." Xia Yan dug a pit first, as for whether the male protagonist will jump down, he will definitely be, let him marry Husan, it is absolutely impossible.
Hu San was stunned and began to think about it, she felt that it was good to have such a program.
Let the scholar pay more attention to her, and then be together sweetly and happily for a lifetime!
"So, how does this procedure go?" Fox San looked at Xia Yan with bright eyes and expectation.
"It depends on how far you go." Xia Yan frowned, "If it's out of affection and politeness, then it's easy to do, just find a matchmaker to come to the door to propose, or if you learn from the painting book, it will be troublesome." ”
"What's the trouble?" Fox San was in a hurry.
With this reaction, Xia Yan also understood what was going on with her, and was swallowed by the scholar.
It's normal, it's all written like this in the picture book, the grace of saving life, and the promise of the body, but there is no one in the picture book who writes the formal process of getting married.
Men are all romantic, and the things they write are all about deceiving little girls who don't know the world.
But it's nothing, goblins don't have the so-called chastity, that's what humans pay attention to.
"Women suffer losses, the initiative is lost, come to the door to mention family affairs, it depends on the man's intentions, if the male protagonist really likes you, he will naturally marry you as a lady, if he doesn't like you, there will only be two reactions."
"Which two?" Hu San was a little flustered, she never knew that there were so many things to pay attention to with scholars.
"First, he directly denied that he didn't want you at all. We goblins are nothing, if a human woman encounters this one, then there are only two ways to become a monk or commit suicide, in other words, his denial is to directly let this woman die, or life is better than death. Xia Yan's expression was very serious, and the serious fox San couldn't scold her for talking nonsense.
Fox Sanxiao's face was a little pale, and his eyes were full of panic, but he didn't give up and asked, "What about the second?" ”
"Second, if this woman has some beauty, or has use value, she will be accepted as a concubine, and from then on, the dwarf will share this man with many women, and whether he will be favored depends on the man's mood."
"Third sister, let's go back to the mountain." The eldest brother listened carefully, and then he felt that it was better to bring his sister back to the mountain.
Especially the third sister, the current second sister is about to become a god in his eyes, she understands everything, she really doesn't understand, why does she know everything?!
"No return." Hu San denied it very firmly, but her expression was still very entangled, obviously Xia Yan's words were not what she wanted to hear.
It's too cruel for her to take it.
"Brother Chen is very good, he will definitely agree to marry me, lady Zhengtou!" That's right, such a good scholar will definitely not be like my sister said.
"Are you sure?" Xia Yan raised his eyebrows.
"Of course." Fox Sanyi straightened his neck and believed proudly.
"Okay then, I'll find a matchmaker to come to the door to propose." Xia Yan didn't care about Fox San's insistence, if the cannon fodder female partner was turned around so easily, it wouldn't be a third-level world.
"Okay." Fox San was very happy, and a little shy, his little face was puffy, adding a touch of charm to the showy.
It's a pity that neither of the two people present will appreciate it.
Xia Yan did what she said, she found an inn to settle the big brother fox and the third fox, asked the address, and found a matchmaker to come to the door.
"Hu Sanniang?" Chen Lin was surprised, didn't she take the initiative to help him sell his paintings? Why did you suddenly find a matchmaker to come to the door?!
"No, that girl is good-looking, like a fairy, gentle and housekeeping, and the most suitable for Chen Gongzi......" The matchmaker smiled and praised, they are actually for the silver.
Of course, if you have a little conscience, you will blow less and talk more about practicality, and those who have no conscience will not necessarily, and it is not uncommon to help conceal the true situation, people give a lot of silver, as for whether there will be resentment after marriage, they don't care.
But today's work, people also make it clear, the two have already met, she just ran a scene, she can be the best, and if she can't succeed, it's nothing, there is a silver reward.
"Chen Gongzi has seen Miss Hu, how is she, you should also know, if you are willing, hand over a token to me, my old woman will run two more times to make a happy marriage, and I will be blessed."
"I am not talented, now my mind is on my studies, I don't plan to get married for the time being, and I ask my mother-in-law to inform the other party." Chen Lin snorted coldly in his heart, he is not a rich family, let alone the daughter of an official eunuch, besides, his style is so casual, I don't know which girl from Hualou wants to find him as an honest man, right? !
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