Chapter Ninety-Four: Beating Old Han

The spring night is worth a thousand gold, and the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy.

It seems that Lao Han often does this kind of thing, so that I hit the door with the weasel without knowing it, and no one has notified him for such a long time.

No one, anything, should be disturbed.

The reason why the voice coming from the inner room is strange is not that it refers to the ecstasy cry of the phoenix, but that the two of them are actually talking about something while doing this kind of thing!

At this time, there was no one else in the courtyard, and even if there were, they hid in the house and did not dare to come out. It was also convenient for me and the weasel, and we both got up to the bad taste, and quietly went under the window edge, and listened to the ear.

"You damn ghost, what about the three-hundred-year-old pendant that was promised to me last time!?"

I can't hear the sound of the two crickets clearly, so I won't go into details, let's look at the next paragraph, but I won't go into details, the weasel listened to it with relish, and seeing that the nosebleed was about to come out, I quickly patted him.

He gestured quietly and continued to listen.

"Don't move, be honest! It's not a pendant, I'll give it to you in a moment! ”

"How many times have you lied to me!?" The woman's voice was full of coquettishness and anger, and she seemed to be very displeased with Lao Han, a person who did not believe in his words, but she felt that the waves were very strong.

"I just found out, why don't you even have a good piece of jewelry for your dignified concubine!?"

"You don't know who Lao Wei is, he likes that main house, except for her, no one likes it!"

"Who blames you for not having a good stomach, don't move, don't move, right away..."

it!

The weasel and I were stunned, compared to the glamorous and seductive sound, what was more interesting was this shocking secret! This old Han actually got his hands on Sikong Wei Tao's concubine!?

Is it so?

Something is wrong, this matter is definitely not that simple, why does Lao Han, a person from a family of tomb robbers, have anything to do with Sikong? Two people can't beat it with eight poles!

At this time, I suddenly remembered that when I first entered Beijing to face the saint, Lao Han and Sikong were together, they met His Majesty together, and when Lao Han was denied by His Majesty, Sikong actually spoke for him!

Sikong... Isn't it not in favor of the search for immortality? He is Taifu Wang Ke's people, and they are all martial artists, but that day he was obviously suspected of protecting Lao Han. Hiss...

Could it be that Sikong used a concubine to seduce Lao Han, so that he could achieve the goal of being immortal!?

Then he thinks too much, the art of immortality may exist, but only His Majesty can do it in the whole world, you are a commonplace to think about immortality, isn't that a long life? Your Majesty will never allow it.

No, the more I listened, the more confused I became, the weasel didn't have much thought at this moment, I gestured at him! The thumbs of the left hand pointed to the window, and the weasel nodded in understanding, counting down together, three! Two! One!

I only heard a 'snap', and the weasel and I instantly climbed through the window and entered, and the old Han and the concubine were right on the bed! My turned-over kick hit Lao Han's ass! And the yellow squirrel had already used his ears to identify the direction of Sikong's concubine, and after entering the house, he hurriedly grabbed two handfuls at her, but he didn't know if he touched it.

I only know that Lao Han was almost frightened by this sudden loud noise! And the little concubine also screamed 'ah'!

"What man!?"

"Ah~~~!!"

Rub, the little concubine's voice was so loud that my eardrums were almost shattered, and the weasel was not used to her at all, so he took advantage of the slight moonlight to smoke a big mouth!

'Bang',

"Shut up!"

The little concubine was so frightened that she didn't dare to make a sound, and I was not idle, riding on his waist with both legs, pinching Lao Han's neck with one hand, and pressing him on the couch to resist! Looking at his face, I was angry again, and without saying a word, I punched two punches! Median incisors!

This old Han saw that I wanted to scold my mouth, and I was instantly beaten by me and couldn't speak, so I had to scream 'hmm', my eyes were full of murderous intent, and I asked word by word.

"Why, to, kill, me!"

Lao Han had a broken tooth, unable to speak, I let go of the hand holding his neck, let him breathe freely twice, he breathed a little, greedily took a few big mouthfuls, and then turned his head and spit out the mouth full of broken teeth,

"Poof! Ji Wulin! DID YOU KNOW!? This is the capital !? ”

I was a little confused by his question,

"Yes."

"Then you still dare to come to the door to commit murder!?"

"Murder? I'm calling it revenge, right? To answer my question, why kill me!? ”

He listened to the back of his neck, and planned to give me a stubborn hand that would rather die than give in, and his eyes were closed as if he was waiting for someone to save him, how could I let him get his wish?

But it is absolutely forbidden to abuse lynching, let alone murder, and for a time I was even more difficult.

Looking up at the weasel, I found that this guy was actually happy to play with the little concubine, the little concubine's mouth was covered by him, and he couldn't scream if he wanted to, and I found out for the first time that the weasel was so good. I quickly interrupted him.

"Hey! Stop playing! This old Han doesn't admit it, give him some means! ”

The weasel is having a good time, how can he take care of me, said.

"Don't interrupt, you can't kill now, you can't fight, you know you should bring a towel before you come."

"What's the use of you putting this afterthought now!? Hurry up and figure it out! ”

"Hey, hey, it's so soft, that, ahem, what's the solution, didn't we hear the two of them talking? Turn around and tell Lord Sikong directly, I believe that his old man will have a way! ”

......

I was dumbfounded immediately, I was really anxious and messed up just now, but I didn't expect the weasel to have a clear head when he was playing hooligan!

That's right!

Even if Sikong acquiesced to her concubine, it was useless, once it was spread, His Majesty would definitely be thunderous when he knew about it, and when the time came, it didn't matter what Sikong or tomb robber, tigers and flies were swatted together!

After figuring out this kind of joint, I smiled fiercely at Old Han,

"Hey, hey, old guy, I won't ask you anymore, I'll just ask Sikong directly!"

Unexpectedly, after I said this, the two people lying on the bed suddenly became anxious! Especially the little concubine, desperately broke away from the hand of the weasel covering her mouth and screamed.

"Don't! Please, don't tell Sikong! ”

As soon as I heard it~ hum, there is a door!

Lao Han also looked decadent, as if some huge secret in his heart had been exposed by me, I patted his face insultingly and said.

"Hmph, I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place, as long as you say it 1510, I will keep your affairs secret."

I also got off him and walked to a clean place, the bed that the two had just finished fighting was really a little dirty and smelly, if there were not many things to ask, Lao Tzu would have patted his ass and left.

"Old Han, let you and your woman get dressed, I'll wait for you in the living room."

After that, I glared at the weasel, and when this guy saw that my eyes were wrong, he stopped doing hooligan things, let go of the little concubine and came to my side, and walked out together.

And Lao Han also reluctantly sat up, picked up the teacup on the couch on the side and rinsed his mouth, and then glanced at the little concubine lying in disheveled clothes with vicious eyes. Then he walked out.

The cause and effect of the matter, basically has nothing to do with the little concubine, it doesn't matter if she can't come out, seeing Lao Han walk out by himself, I smiled slightly, he came to my next position, personally lit the oil lamp, and we started talking by the faint light.

The blood on the corners of his mouth has not been wiped off, his hair is messy, and his clothes are also in a few tattered places.

The weasel kept sniffing with his dirty right hand, and sat quietly and obscenely, as if he didn't care about what was going on in the field.

I picked up the delicate Nanmu Yuxin teacup in front of me, and saw that there was still some warm tea in it, no matter who it was, I took a simple sip and said to him.

"Old Han, if the guards come in a while, you know what to say, right?"

He nodded,

"Yes."

"That's good, tell me why you want to kill me again and again."

Lao Han's expression flashed with a hint of panic in an instant, as if a scheming was questioned in person why she seduced someone else's husband.

"I... I'm not trying to kill you! ”

I pouted with disdain,

"Old Han, is it still interesting to play this set so far? You tell you the truth, I'll keep it a secret for you, if you don't say it, then I'm sorry, I'm going to let Sikong know about it tonight! ”

"Don't don't, don't, I said," Lao Han quickly stretched out his hands in front of me and shook them, begging made me look very good. He sighed, and looked at the wine cup in front of him with his eyes lost, as if he wanted to tell a story that had been dusty for a long time.

"It's commonplace... It's Sikong-sama who wants to kill you. ”

I raised an eyebrow, "Why?" ”

"All of this, it's too long, do you really want to hear it?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" I glared at him angrily and scolded loudly.

Lao Han adjusted his state, and slowly, he spoke.

"In that case, I'll start at the beginning. Sikong Wei Tao and your father are old acquaintances, as early as a few decades of eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, the relationship is very good, and later the world is unified, Wei Tao through the efforts of the family, became the captain of Zhuo County, and your father because of his bad background, is in Zhuo County to cover a mountain,

Even so, the two of them are still the same, once your father was drunk and told the secret of immortality, and Sikong began to rise all the way after learning about it,

It can be said that in addition to the first emperor, Sikong was the first person to persuade His Majesty to live forever. And Sikong has also persuaded your father many times to find the four major artifacts, but these four artifacts have only been heard and never seen, and no one even knew where they were before you appeared.

Later, a person came to the capital, named Gong Wu, whose name was Shoucheng. This person claimed to be the captain of the touching gold, and said that your father has a strange book in the world, "The Secret Art of Lotu".

It recorded the secret of immortality, because this matter was learned by Sikong, and then passed on to His Majesty's ears, causing your whole family to be examined, but somehow, even if you searched the whole mountain of your family, you didn't find this book, Your Majesty thought Sikong was lying, so he demoted him, Sikong was in a hurry, and he didn't dare to go to your father,

Contradictions may also have started at this time.

Later, when you grew up, the man named Gong Wu entered Beijing again, and secretly met with Lord Sikong, saying that he would take you to learn from a teacher, and after learning, he would definitely be used by Sikong.

But Sikong didn't believe it, and arranged for me to find a chance to get rid of you, you were just a child at the time, I didn't care, I just casually arranged for my subordinates to do it, and my subordinates conspired with the thieves to rob and kill you in Chaoyang Mountain.

As a result, you already know that the assassination was not successful, and Sikong didn't pay much attention to it after knowing about it, and then it was gone.

After a few more years, the wind and waves were calm, and Sikong was reinstated, and at this time, His Majesty received a secret letter from his former friend Ingot Qianjin, and sent a book "Mountains and Rivers".

Your Majesty believed in the matter of the four holy relics, and ordered Sikong to start searching, Sikong found me, but I didn't know where it was, and I held it for a long time, but at this time you are already planning to return from your studies,

As the saying goes: the husband is not guilty, but he is guilty.

Because of the matter of "The Secret Art of Lotu", Sikong asked me to send someone to rob you again for the sake of insurance and not to be taken away from you.

But it failed again... After I was scolded by Sikong, my words made me unscrupulous to prevent you from entering Beijing, but my most powerful general was defeated by my father-in-law.

Even so, the assassination against you has not stopped, as for why Sikong wants to put you to death, I don't know, but as a subordinate, I had to do what he wanted, I sent someone to Lie Yanmen Pass, found the Dragon Slayer Gang, and spent a lot of money to hire a master...... Huh? Isn't that right!? And what about the masters!? ”

Hearing him say this, I smiled coldly,

"Hmph, it's just a dead shemale, and it deserves to be called a master? If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have come to you today, keep talking. ”

Lao Han listened to my words and sighed again,

"Alas, failed again ... Is there anything you don't understand at this point? ”

After he finished speaking, the little concubine walked out of the inner room, and he didn't think anything about the black rumbling just now, but now he came out and took advantage of the faint light to be so beautiful, hmph, this old thief is quite happy.

I didn't look at him, and continued to say to Lao Han.

"Understood? I don't understand anything, what are you talking about for a long time!? ”

And then the little concubine came to me and saluted me, she was very beautiful, and her manners were very decent, and she was obviously well-educated.

But how could he hook up with Lao Han, an ugly and old dog man, now?

Looking at her bowing and nodding, I suddenly felt a little weird, for this kind of cheating wife, I generally hold the opinion of the singer of the Qinglou. At this time, he saluted me, quite like a woman in the green building, as if she came to me coquettishly, and said, "Uncle, have some fun?" ”

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