Next level: Write a short essay to praise your wife.

Tian Xiaoxiao wrote with a stroke of her pen: My wife is ugly and has a bad temper, she likes to beat people because she is rich, and she likes to eat after picking her feet.

The people next door wrote: She is the white moonlight in my heart, beautiful and unknowing, she is my cinnabar mole is my heart's blood.

Or: If I can marry that wife, I will love her whether she is rich or poor, and I will love her all my life.

Compared with those words of praise, Tian smiled, this is simply wonderful.

But Tian Xiaoxiao doesn't care, anyway, she didn't have any idea about marrying that eldest lady.

But that's the result? It's too much.

The examiner said: Elegant and refined, especially novel.

"Examiner, you really have an aesthetic." Tian Xiaoxiao sneered, and the mockery was obvious.

So a bunch of people were brushed out, and Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the people who were now less than half.

Next round: Talent Competition.

Tian Xiaoxiao doesn't know anything, so he can play a guitar.

As a result, she played two little tigers on the guitar?

Examiner: Elegant, extraordinarily original, and interesting.

Tian Xiaoxiao complained inwardly: "Please don't let me live again, and why do you still copy and paste a sentence?" Praise me for being awesome and flexible? And if it changes, why do you have to copy and paste?"

Why is this too much? Tian Xiaoxiao had an embarrassed smile.

The girl with a double ponytail came over and said, "Little brother, you want to open something, isn't there anything else?" You don't necessarily win, but it's so strange why does that examiner let you pass all the time?"

Tian Xiaoxiao said with a straight face, "How do I know? Who knows what's going on today? Bad luck. ”

The double-ponytailed girl thought about it, as if she had thought of something, so she smiled at Tian Xiao and said, "Little brother, do you know what it is to kill the wolf?" I saw the examiner say something about killing wolves. The double ponytail was attached to Tian Xiaoxiao's ear and whispered.

Tian Xiaoxiao frowned when she heard this, "I don't know, it's really unlucky today, I thought it was like this." ”

At halftime.

Tian Xiaoxiao secretly took out her mobile phone and thought about killing the wolf on the browser, and after finding it, her heart was half cold.

Killing the wolf is a kind of fate, in the traditional Chinese culture of Ziwei life chart on the life palace, the wealth palace and the Guanlu palace of the three palaces, there are seven kills, broken army, greedy wolf these three stars.

But what Tian Xiaoxiao wrote before was just random scribble, which is too.

Tian Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that all this was a game, and it wouldn't be a secret marriage, right? Since it's a son-in-law, this is looking for someone to marry.

and cares so much about the proposition, either it's a secret marriage or it's a joy, otherwise you wouldn't care so much about the proposition.

Tian Xiaoxiao wants to leave, but this place is heavily guarded, surrounded by guards and bodyguards, how can she run?

Next game: Recruit relatives in martial arts.

Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to surrender.

As a result, the examiner said, "You actually came, and you automatically signed a life and death certificate, our family is big, do you think it will be better for you to run away?" "The examiner, this is a naked threat.

Tian Xiaoxiao could only play hard, but was knocked out by the opposite circle.

Tian Xiaoxiao woke up tied to a wheelchair.

The examiner announced: "Our eldest lady's good husband has been found, that is, the husband who has just woken up in a wheelchair, and he can be sent to the cave room." ”

The double ponytail girl protested, "Why, he was dizzy when he was competing in martial arts, you can't declare him a champion, it's not fair." "The double ponytail girl just doesn't want her favorite little brother to become someone else's husband.

"It's not fair, it's not fair! Protest – "All the losers protest together.

"Oh, all the losers here have a 50,000 yuan bonus, are you satisfied?" The examiner was still in a state of confusion and calm.

The people who were coaxing all dispersed: "How good is it to get money, what kind of ugly bastards are you taking?" Although I didn't marry an ugly monster and become a man among people, I can take it if I have money. ”

Tian Xiaoxiao wanted to protest but her mouth was sealed with a strip of cloth, she really wanted to scold these people hundreds of times in her heart, what kind of feudal superstition is there, and what kind of women are inferior to men? Isn't it fragrant in a society where men and women are equal?

How can it be to inherit someone else's property, the canary trapped in the cage is yearning for the blue sky and white clouds after all, and it will end up depressed one day.

"Uncle, please." The examiner ripped open the seal on Tian Xiaoxiao's mouth, and the examiner pushed the wheelchair and didn't know where to take Tian Xiaoxiao.

"Let me go, I don't want to marry a woman I have never met, you are breaking the law." Tian Xiaoxiao has made up her mind.

"What does my uncle think, since you are here, you agree with our behavior, and it's not good to marry our eldest lady, it's not that you don't see how many people want to marry you." The examiner's smiling face made Tian Xiaoxiao think of the smiling tiger.

"That's because they're all running for your eldest lady's money." Tian Xiaoxiao told the truth, and did not give any face at all.

"Why is it good for money, how many people are happy with each other because of money? Husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes, so I advise my uncle to say less, if this kind of offending words makes the eldest lady hear it, my uncle will suffer and be tired. The examiner stopped and took a grape from the fruit bowl and washed it for Tian Xiaoxiao to eat.

"Okay." Tian Xiaoxiao ate the grapes fed by the examiner and quickly closed the wheat.

The examiner pushed Tian Xiaoxiao to a conference room.

Rows of people sat on stools, their eyes looking at Tian Xiaoxiao.

By the way, the examiner introduced Tian Xiaoxiao to who these people were: "This is our patriarch." "This is your father-in-law." "This is our family's fortune teller."

Tian Xiaoxiao was scared but couldn't escape.

"Now please ask my uncle to drip blood." The fortune teller said that it was pleased, but as a result, he picked up Tian Xiaoxiao's hand and pricked it with a silver needle.

The blood dripped in the bowl and fused with the blood of the patriarch.

"This is really the person we are looking for, killing the wolf is killing the wolf." The patriarch sighed as he watched the blood fuse together.

Tian Xiaoxiao thinks these people are wise, right? It's all 2020, why is there still so much dross?

The examiner also smiled like a flower, "God bless my Tang family." ”

Tian Xiaoxiao's so-called father-in-law took out a four-like pendant from the brocade box and brought it for Tian Xiaoxiao, and said in his mouth, "Good son-in-law, this thing is called Pixiu, it is a divine beast, you are a perfect match for killing the wolf." ”

Tian Xiaoxiao's face was black, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, thank you." ”

The two-ponytailed girl rushed in, "How can you do this?" Why did that ugly bastard rob my husband? If you have to kill the wolf, then I will still kill the wolf, I will marry that ugly monster, you will return the little brother to me. ”

is so unscrupulous and unscrupulous, the double ponytail girl must not be an ordinary person.

The examiner said helplessly, "Miss Cousin, you know that we have always loved you, but you can't fight with the eldest lady about this matter, even if the second lady cries, makes trouble and hangs herself, we haven't let the eldest lady go, don't we still let the eldest lady recruit a son-in-law?" ”

The girl with two ponytails still didn't give up, "What are you guys doing, I don't care if you want to return the little brother to me anyway, I won't give it to others if I like it." ”

Even the patriarch spoke, "Nonsense, why do you make trouble with us old guys on weekdays, this is our family tradition, how can we change it?"

The double ponytail girl can only leave, so Tian Xiaoxiao can only ask for more blessings now.

Tian Xiaoxiao was sent to a room.

There was a row of women with heavy makeup, and when they saw Tian Xiaoxiao, they bowed and said, "Hello uncle, we are all makeup artists, tonight your cave room will spend candle night, and we will dress up or something." ”

"Get out of the way, I've got a cleanliness fetish, I'll do it myself." Tian Xiaoxiao only felt scared, what if the stuffing was exposed.

Tian Xiaoxiao's plan is to kidnap the bride and escape when the time comes, and then release the bride at that time.

Tian Xiaoxiao said that he dressed himself up as a beauty.

Everyone who saw it praised: "My uncle is really good-looking, several times better than many, many women." "Uncle is uncle, and it is amazing to stand out from tens of thousands of people."

The cave room was full of candles, and Tian Xiaoxiao was forced to put on that damn red hijab.

What Tian Xiaoxiao didn't expect was that those people were afraid that she would run away, so even the cave room and candle night tied her up.

"Why are you tying me up too?" Tian Xiaoxiao had a black line on his head, and he didn't know what to say.

"Isn't this afraid that you will run away, and the eldest lady will lift your hijab to loosen your ties for you." The person who tied Tian and smiled was also helpless.

Tian Xiaoxiao was tied, and suddenly felt a pair of hands groping on her body, and then she was pushed directly.

"I'm just doing it now, I won't touch you again after tonight, the glory and wealth you want will naturally come, and what you want to contribute to me is just a child." The cold female voice made Tian Xiaoxiao feel very familiar, like Bai He.

"Open your mouth, if you don't open it, I'll pry your teeth open." The woman took a bowl of decoction and poured it into Tian Xiaoxiao, and Tian Xiaoxiao was instantly weak.

The woman didn't even lift the hijab and directly untied Tian Xiaoxiao, and then started to undress Tian Xiaoxiao.

"You're a woman?" The woman lifted Tian Xiaoxiao's hijab and saw the face...... That's the person she's been thinking about for a long time.

"Bai He ......" Tian Xiaoxiao saw clearly that the person was Bai He, but Bai He in front of him was naked, and his jade body was horizontal.

"Big cat, you don't see anything, good." Bai He noticed Tian Xiaoxiao's gaze and immediately put on a dress.

"Bai He, why are you recruiting a son-in-law?" Tian Xiaoxiao lay on the bed and couldn't move, she finally knew why Bai He would rather live alone than go home and live with his family, these are all crazy people.

"They say that this is a tradition of our family since ancient times, because I don't know when the eldest daughter of my family recruited sons-in-law like this, killing wolves to ensure that our family will always prosper." Bai He smiled bitterly, "In my generation, I have been weak since I was a child, so they recruited me as a son-in-law in the name of Chongxi. ”

Tian Xiaoxiao was suddenly very distressed, and Bai He hugged her directly.

"Bai He has no other way? Do you have to marry someone you don't like? I'm a woman, how can I marry you? "Although Tian Xiaoxiao's favorite type is Bai He, Tian Xiaoxiao is a woman and can't marry Bai He.

"It's been since ancient times, what can I do if I have it?" Bai He looked at Tian Xiao and smiled, "But if it were you, I would still be able to accept it, but it's a pity that you don't have a heart." Bai He's smile became more and more desolate, she finally got what she wanted, but Tian Xiaoxiao didn't have her Bai He in her heart.

"Bai He, let's run away." Tian Xiaoxiao didn't believe it, now that they are all in a harmonious society, how can anyone dare to look like this? It's great to be rich, but you can't become a good person after the founding of the country.

"Where to flee? This is my root...... "Bai He also wants to escape, she has changed her name from Tang Baihe to Bai He, and she can't escape either."

"We can't sit still like this, Bai He will take you out of here no matter what." When Tian Xiaoxiao said this, there was light in his eyes.