Chapter 65: A slap in the face
This is the first time in my life that I have been a guest at the leader's house, and I thought to myself, I have to buy some small gifts, after all, it is the first time to go to the door empty-handed, not very polite.
After walking around the street, I suddenly saw a tea shop in front of me, called 'Myojin Tea'
There is also a wooden sign hanging on the window, which reads "Main promotion 'Huangshan Maofeng', 'West Lake Longjing', 'Dongting Biluochun'"
I nodded, these kinds of tea are all clear teas, refreshing to drink, fragrant in the mouth, are all on the top of the tea, and it is best to give gifts.
I came to the front of the counter and smiled at the young palm.
"Boss, give me a pound of the best tea you have here!"
He replied very cheerfully: "Okay, this guest officer, you wait a minute. ”
He greeted a small servant and went to the counter next to me to weigh the tea.
"The whole tea shop is full of the fragrance of tea, and the people who live here must be very kind." I remember a poet once said that.
Seeing that he was gone, I slowly turned around and looked at this tea shop.
It adopts a completely different form of decoration from the Central Plains, as if it was passed from the Western Regions, and even the wooden windows are not traditional windows, but shutters.
The shadow of the sun shining through the window was very beautiful, and I suddenly had the idea of changing the window of my house.
I shook my head and threw these boring thoughts out of my mind, as a member of the imperial court, I changed the windows of my house to the form of the Western Regions, and I guess I will be criticized again,
Besides, it's just a window, and if it's so luxurious and beautiful, it doesn't look like a good official who is honest and honest, right?
Just as he was thinking about it, a young man and woman walked in at the door,
The man is tall and handsome, the woman is beautiful, and I have to say that it is a very good match when I walk together, I saw that the man said to the boss in front of the counter and said something that was the same as me.
The boss was very embarrassed to bow his hand to him,
"This young master Jun, I'm really sorry, there is only the last catty of our family's tea 'West Lake Longjing' left, and it has been sold to this guest."
I smiled at him, and I didn't mean to be humble.
Joke, I came out to buy something from the three members of the imperial court, and I can still be beared? Don't you have to laugh off your big teeth when you pass it out?
Smiling at him is just out of politeness.
Unexpectedly, this man stepped forward and said to me,
"This brother, can you resell this catty of tea to me, I will pay twice the price."
I shook my head and said two simple words. "Nope."
He suddenly became a little angry, gritted his teeth slightly and continued to ask me,
"How about triple? That's already high. ”
Hehehe, he thought I was thinking I was not rich enough, but I don't know, does this have anything to do with money?
Besides, am I short of money now?
I still shook my head, "No. ”
Before I came to see the prime minister, I had already taken off my court clothes, and His Majesty did not change the new court clothes I gave me today, but came out wearing a very relaxed and ordinary dress.
I didn't expect that something happened here that the dog looked down on people, and listened to him say,
"Do you know who I am?"
I smiled slightly, "It doesn't seem to have much to do with me"
"Hmph, let me tell you, it's better to be obedient, otherwise, I'll let you walk around without food in the capital!"
I really didn't expect that a beautiful man with a sunny and handsome appearance would say something so unbearable.
But I'm also a little curious, and I said playfully.
"Hehehe, it's kind of interesting, I want to see why you can't let me eat and walk around."
Suddenly, he held out a finger and pointed it at me!
"You! Hehehe, boy, I'm not afraid to tell you that my uncle is the current servant Dai Li! The official of the fourth grade! If you know each other, give me the tea quickly, otherwise you won't be able to leave when my uncle comes! ”
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I couldn't help but want to snort a smile, this person has indeed heard that he is walking with me, and they all belong to one of the nine Qings, and they are controlled by the prime minister and the Taifu.
But Dai Li's status is one level lower than mine, because he is in charge of farming!
I really didn't expect that in these years, there are still people who dare to come to the capital, saying how old their relatives are!
Funny, what is this place? O capital! This is called the political center, and your casual spit and thick phlegm may stick to the upper of a fourth-grade official's shoes.
A servant, or an uncle, dares to act like this in the capital, isn't this a long life?
I smiled and persuaded him in the tone of an elder, as if the old god was there,
"Young man, have you ever heard of such a saying, when you come to the capital, never say how big you are."
"What is this saying? Hmph, no. ”
I thought to myself that I had not heard of it, but the shopkeeper had already wrapped the tea leaves for me, and I took out a silver ingot from my bag and paid for it, and said to him very pretendedly, "No need to look for it." ”
The shopkeeper hurriedly said, thank you, thank you.
I didn't say anything more, who knew that the young man wouldn't let me go! As soon as he stretched out his hand to stop me, the woman next to me also spoke.
"Don't be ignorant! We paid three times the price, and you still don't want to? Isn't it insatiable, kicking your nose in the face? ”
All right... My dignified three-grade member was scolded by two outsiders in the capital and became a shameless person.
Even if you don't want to compete with fools anymore, you can't insult me plainly, right?! This clay figure still has three points of earthiness.
What's more, such vulgar and ugly words actually came from the mouth of a beautiful woman,
Hehe, it's really unseemly, I raised my head unhappily and asked,
"What did you say, girl?"
Unexpectedly, this cousin was quite confident, pinched his waist with both hands, frowned, and said to me,
"Say you're shameless! What's going on? Have a temper? ”
I was so happy at the time, ordinary people insulted the court officials on the street, and this crime was suppressed, even Dai Lian didn't dare to accept it!
"Hehehehe, what's the name of the two of you?"
"What's our name? What does it have to do with you!? ”
This sentence was uttered by the man,
I sighed in my heart, it seems that I have to slap my face today, I used to always watch others pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, all kinds of plot reversals, let's do it again today!
But bullying the weak is not what I'm good at, and I'm still a little entangled for a while.
In my mind, it was as if there were two villains fighting each other, one called 'do this' and the other called 'don't do this', and suddenly 'don't do this' and was beaten to death by 'doing this'.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I am still ready to confess my identity to them.
"I'm Taichangqing Ji Wulin, you have to continue to mess around, otherwise, I will punish you!"
I didn't think that my mighty and domineering words would have no effect on the two of them, but instead received a burst of ridicule!
"Hahahaha, you are Tai Changqing, if you are Tai Changqing, I will be the father of Da Sima! Hahahaha"
"That's it, the young man still dares to pretend to be an official of the imperial court, and he is impatient! Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! ”
Two young men and women laughed and bent over, while I had a black line on my face...
These two people are really open-mouthed, dare to say anything, I looked at them with some pity, turned around and looked at the door again,
"Who wants to be my boss's father? Come, I'll see! ”
I saw a team of guards coming to the door, all with black devil masks and black trench coats, and it was estimated that the children would cry when they went to that station.
No, the couple is already crying, but they are laughing and crying.
"How old are you? Know who I am? The man straightened his waist with great difficulty. He asked the fierce guards, and came to them very humiliatingly, and slapped the captain in the face lightly.
I can't stand it anymore... This kind of behavior is light for Da Sima not to break a leg for a while, and at this moment, there is no need for me to come forward again.
The lieutenant's eyes glared as he hid behind his mask!
Then a big mouth knocked the impudent man to the ground! Blood flowed from the corner of the man's mouth, and he still looked at him in surprise,
"You! How daring! Do you know who my uncle is!? ”
The woman also grabbed the captain with her teeth and claws, but with a 'bang', she was kicked several feet away! directly knocked the counters of other people's shopkeepers apart.
Then he didn't blush or panting, strode up to me, bowed his hand to me, and said.
"The last general has seen Master Ji."
I gave an 'um' and nodded, in response.
The lieutenant didn't mean to continue talking to me, and waved his hand, "Take these two away!" ”
The man was still struggling as he was caught, ignoring his female companion who was almost kicked to death, and shouting!
"My uncle is Dai Li! How dare you beat me! ”
The lieutenant stepped forward and gave a big mouth again. Look, that strength is estimated to be about the same as that of the blind bear. The man's head was stunned after being beaten, and he didn't forget to shout.
"I... My uncle is Dai Li! Do you know Dai Li! ”
I seemed to see the captain smile on the corner of his mouth, and said coldly, "I know." ”
Things are getting more and more interesting, with this couple as relatives, it is estimated that Dai Li has done a lot of immoral things in his last life.
I've heard of the pit father, I've heard of the collapse of the father, but I haven't heard of the uncle of the high-ranking official.
I went out with them with the tea, only to see a team of people walking over not far away, led by a senior official wearing a four-grade court uniform.
The corners of my mouth crossed a slight arc, because those people were still surrounded by a lot of Jiuqing guards.
It should be his own person, yes, the man also said just now, Dai Li will be there in a while.
Sure enough, the man saw his uncle in a daze and shouted like crazy!
"Uncle! Uncle! Help me! ”
The man at the head was about fifty years old, and his beard and hair were meticulously groomed, and he looked very capable. I saw him walk quickly to the captain of the capital guard and asked.
"This general, I am the servant Dai Li, may I ask what mistake my nephew has made?"
I stood in the back and watched the excitement, only to hear the lieutenant reply coldly.
"Hehehe, Lord Dai has trained a good nephew, and he calls himself Da Sima's father in public, to be honest, the last general has been on an errand in the capital for so many years, and it is the first time to see such an arrogant person!"
After hearing this, Dai Li was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground!
What a person is Da Sima! The selfless black impermanence of the iron face!
The person who came up with a temper that even His Majesty dared to contradict, at this moment this unfilial nephew actually wants to be his father!?
His expression suddenly became a little decadent, and I stepped forward and gloated and comforted.
"Master Dai doesn't have to worry, just admit your mistake when you get to the yamen in a while."
I said this a little sourly, and he looked up at me and asked confusedly. "Dare I ask who you are?"
"I'm Taichangqing Ji Wulin."
"Oh, it turned out to be Master Ji, disrespectful and disrespectful. Dare to ask why Master Ji is here? ”
In this panic, he was also decently polite, and he was not at all afraid of mockery to me, and he thought it was a good thing to manage, but he was pitted by those two second goods.
"This matter started because of me, these two people wanted to snatch the tea in my hand, but I didn't give it, so I quarreled a few words, and it happened that the captain listened to it."
Dai Li listened to my words, and he was even more angry! After trembling, he gave the man a big slap, and as for the woman, she was already unconscious, and it didn't make much sense whether she hit or not.
"Shaft! How do I teach you on a daily basis! Go and talk to Lord Sima yourself! Don't expect me to take care of you! ”
The man was already stunned when he saw this scene, and there were always people visiting Dai Li's house on weekdays, thinking that his uncle was very good at comparing cows, and this time it was a big disaster.
He lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything more.
I stepped forward and said to the captain, "This general, this matter is all because of him, and it has nothing to do with Lord Dai, at most it is a crime of apostasy, please go back and tell Lord Sima, and say that I, Ji Wulin, ask for a request for Lord Dai." ”
I whispered this, but Dai Li didn't hear it.
The lieutenant nodded to me very kindly, and then waved his hand, "Take them all!" ”
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