Zhao Yu moved a little under Liu's suggestion and returned to normal again! After he and his roommates had dinner amid cursing instructors and nagging, they helped each other and groaned back to the dormitory, and most of them threw themselves on the bed, forcibly pulled everyone up, and said, "Brothers, if you want to get up tomorrow, you had better soak your feet, and slap your limbs and torso before going to bed!" Until it's red! For people who have not stood for a long time, standing in a military posture for more than 2 hours will cause muscle strain, and even capillary rupture! "Okay, don't toss us! You don't think the instructor has tossed enough! The prince muttered with a strong spirit. "No! A must do! Otherwise, no one will want to sleep" Four suddenly became serious! "Fourth brother! How do you like it, I won't get up anyway! The six scoundrels said, "What about you?" "Look at Ah Hao and the big Zhao Yu, one of them pretends to be asleep and the other pretends to be dead! Zhao Yu knew that what the four said made sense, but he didn't bother to move, and he had more than enough heart but not enough strength, so he had to keep silent. Siyin Yin smiled: "Okay!" Since everyone is tired, then I will sing you one of my reserved songs "Miserable" for everyone, I hope you can like it! After saying that, he smiled evilly, cleared his throat and began to sing, "Miserable, miserable, you laugh miserably, like flowers blooming in the autumn wind, and like a ghost wolf crying, I have goosebumps falling to the ground, miserable, miserable、、、、、、 vomiting 、、、 vomiting 、、、" accompanied by the trembling sound of the Siberian cold current and the accompaniment of the metal lunch box with nails scratching the metal, under such a strong penetrating and shocking power, Si'er's singing finally made everyone succumb! They all rushed to cover their ears and get up to wash their feet and pat their legs, and when they saw them so cooperative, they said excitedly: "Thank you for your support to me, in order to repay you, I will sing my repertoire "Miserable" to you again, I hope you can still like it!" 、、、、、" "Four, kill us! Or else! Big brother in our dormitory, you can do it. "The big one is a pitiful kneeling." Boss, in fact, being the boss of the dormitory is more like singing than singing, miserable、、、" The children of 701 were destined to have countless nightmares this night!!

On the second day of military training, Zhao Yu did not wake up early, let alone insomnia, maybe he was too tired! He didn't wake up from his dream until the wake-up call sounded, the soreness in his body didn't make him particularly uncomfortable, a good sleep made him full of energy, and a dream without a smile was a good sleep! "Gu Xiao" Zhao Yuleng stopped! Thinking of her again, Zhao Yu never seemed to have left her in his life. But Zhao Yu must have stayed away from Gu Xiao's life! "Ah、、、、、 San'er, your uncle! I'm going to get up and kill you!" Zhao Yu's thoughts were interrupted by a scream like killing a pig! It turned out that when Chen Yang hadn't woken up yet, he hit the big man the thigh. The original culprit seemed to be fine, and said in a somewhat complaining tone: "Big stupid cow, don't scream!" If you call again, you will be allowed to plow the field. He turned his head to the fourth and said, "Fourth, your method doesn't work very well!" Look at the boss, his old man is in pain, as if he can't give birth! It's painful, it's painful、、、、、、" Si'er raised his head and said seriously: "The third child or let's make a bet, after the military training, invite the buddies in our dormitory to have a big meal, you don't need me to sing tonight, you will definitely do the actions of last night again" When Chen Yanggang wanted to refute Si'er with a disdainful expression, the boss gritted his teeth and approached Chen Yang、、、、、、 "Chen Yang, don't worry, I'll let you know right away!" What is the tiger's ass can't be touched, the tiger doesn't threaten you, I am a hello kick and kick!" I hate people, I'm afraid of "Chen Yang is like a little woman", ah、、、 ah、、、 where are you catching the big one, you are really a brute, using your father's kung fu to steal peaches against Lao Tzu!" "Hahaha, I learned this from your grandfather! Ahh、、、、、、、、、、、、、h Laughter after a long absence.

After a boring laugh and play, after everyone walked out of the dormitory, they suddenly found that the freshman men's dormitory building had become a "crab nest", because everyone walked sideways, and they all retreated down the stairs, and they all had a jealous expression. Si'er said lightly: "Who is still betting with me now!" Say that my massage is useless" Everyone looks at Si'er's remains with great "reverence"! He said in a gossipy voice: "Si'er is mighty! The fourth child has a set! Fourth brother, you are Gao Lego, great! Fourth, the third brother will immediately invite you to eat four taels of big steamed buns" Liu'er looked at Si'er with squints and said: "Fourth brother, my admiration for you is like the continuous flow of the river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, in a word, you are a new star in the massage industry, I am sure that if you blind one day, open a A Bing massage shop will definitely have a prosperous business!" At that time, the brothers will definitely cheer! Hahahaha, four pretended to be angry and said, "Don't run, see if I don't press you to death、、、、、" Zhao Yu hurriedly ate breakfast, stepped on the assembly number, walked into the stadium, and began a day of masochism.

After a few days of contact, the instructor was a lot kinder, and as fewer and fewer people were pointed out in the military posture, there were more and more smiles on the instructor's face, but the training intensity was also increasing! From a simple queue to practice standing upright, taking a break, stopping and turning the method, marching, walking in unison, stepping forward, running, stepping, standing, squatting, standing up, tidying up the dress, neatly counting the number, saluting, saluting, straddle standing, and military body boxing. To shouting slogans, crawling forward, singing, and practicing in the middle of the night. To put it simply: "It is a simple action that is repeated mechanically hundreds of times".

A week later, the instructor said that after Zhao Yu and the others had withdrawn a few layers of skin, they gradually had a bit of a manly taste. In fact, Zhao Yu thinks that he is not a man, he doesn't know, but they are indeed tanned, in Chen Yang's words, if the power goes out at night, if you don't speak, you don't know where the person is. The big one said that 701 was a charcoal seller. Ah Hao and Si'er disagree with the boss, because they always thought that 701 was selling coal or pouring ink. The most classic 701 of the six sayings are all underground workers! The worst thing is that their military uniform has not been washed once in these 7 days. There is a layer of white salt powder on the surface, and if you shake it a few times, you can save salt for the chef's lunch. The military training uniform also has a fresh sour smell, and the taste is really good! That's definitely a great medicine for vomiting! And their fresh stinky feet have a fight!

With the deepening of military training, Zhao Yu and the others slowly got acquainted with the instructor, and found that the instructor was still quite good! Occasionally, I have a bit of humor, so I have the following classic quotes:

1. Are you on par? How is a curved straight line in front of me? Are you an earthworm group?

??? 2. Move again! Move me again and kick you away! I'm a descendant of Bruce Lee.

??? 3. The teeth are very white, what kind of toothpaste do you use?

??? 4. What are you laughing at? I'm going to laugh my teeth out, and I'm going to drink porridge at night?

??? 5. Don't let me see your white teeth, or let you tan your teeth in the sun! (It's hard for the sun father)

??? 6. Move, move! I know that your martial arts are deeply hidden, if you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I will abolish your martial arts in a moment!

??? 7. Tuck your abdomen! Not pregnant yet! What kind of belly?

??? 8. A boy looked at the girls' phalanx and smiled, and the girls' phalanx instructor shouted: What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? You see! It's not handsome, it's so ugly to look at the girls in our class!

??? 9. When standing in a military posture, an instructor saw someone fainting in the other phalanx, so he turned around and said to the people in his phalanx: Our people here are not allowed to fall! When I fell, I didn't see it, stepping on him? The crowd was speechless.

??? 12. Smash your feet to the ground for me! (painful positive step)

??? 13. Next time, move around, pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes! (A word worth pondering.) ）

???? 14. Don't let me go shopping in the line!

????? 15, don't look at me, just look at me, such a handsome guy standing in front of you doesn't know how to look, a bunch of fools!

???? 16. If you are disobedient, I will find a pervert to take you!

??? 17. Look at what I'm doing, I don't have flowers on my face, only acne......

??? 18. Bow your head and miss your hometown - you are all homesick! Hurry up and give me a good look at the sun! ! (Creative)

20. Who made you turn the corner! Autopilot?!

21. Flowers in the greenhouse, put on your green hat (forehead...... This one...... ）