Chapter 0847: The Excitement of Hunting
CNN was really famous for its real-time coverage of the Gulf War, as only its war correspondents at the time provided television footage of the hours of the war. More than a billion people have watched it, and its ratings have exploded.
But CNN itself would never have imagined that one day it would be distressed by the high ratings.
The evening talk show of the international news station is open to the whole world. When the hostess yelled in the studio with the three invited guests, the audience was surprised at best that the camera could not see the ground.
But when water from the sewer pipe is artificially poured into the fire pipe and drenched out of the fire extinguishing sprinkler, viewers around the world know what they're seeing โ the hostesses and guests have been talking about it for a long time.
Everyone understands in seconds!
"Oh, shit! What do I see? โ
"I can't believe I'm watching it live."
"What's squirting down? It's not what I thought it was, was it? โ
"It's horrible. The bomber is actually here. He did what he said, and it turned out to be true. โ
"My American dream was shattered, it really was shattered. In the future, how will I look directly at the Americans, at the country that is drenched in. โ
"Damn, I'm having dinner. ..... vomit, I don't want to watch CNN in my life, the damage is too big and too sudden. โ
With hundreds of millions of families all over the world, countless viewers have very mixed emotions. Excited, stunned, sluggish, sad, and more nausea.
When a lot of things don't happen, people don't even dare to think about it. But after it really happened, everyone found out - huh...... It turns out that things can be so bad.
The hostess and guests were originally trapped in the studio, standing on chairs and tables. But as soon as the fire extinguishing sprinklers were turned on, they let out sharp screams, jumped off the tables and chairs, and fled quickly despite the filth of the ground.
CNN's picture has finally stopped, but CNN is not the only American media.
So everyone has switched to the station one after another, hoping to see further reports from other TV stations - disgusting is disgusting, but the people have the right to know. It is also a pleasure to watch the noble who sits in a precarious position make a fool of himself.
Capitalist society has lived up to expectations.
It didn't take long for ABC to grab the headline scoop โ live coverage from outside CNN's headquarters, first-hand information from independent journalists.
Thanks to the phone call in advance, the camera perfectly captured the prelude to the rise of the pipe manhole cover and the scene of the septic tank erupting like a volcano.
The only difference is that the volcano spews hot magma, and the septic tank spews black!
Oh...... shit!
The street lights outside the CNN building are so good that the 'flower rain' in the sky seems to rush into the sky under the illumination. Although it is not gorgeous enough, it falls like a meteor.
Vomit...... It's so curious, it's so curious!
Even the most serious people can't stand it, the sticky 'flower rain' is crackling all over the ground, and even the long-tested FBI old detectives are running for their lives, only hating their parents for having two legs.
No matter how much he escaped, he couldn't escape the killing range of 'Flower Rain', and the old detective was hit in the neck by a dense sticky object before he ran ten meters. He stretched out his hand and wiped it, and immediately scolded in disgust.
Shit๏ผ It's really shit!
It's okay not to shake it, it's all over the face, and even on the mouth.
The old agent had just eaten a super 'Big Mac' beef burger accompanied by the smell. At this moment, he put his hands on his knees, and all the 'vomiting and vomiting' were returned to the earth as fertilizer.
The rookie detective didn't eat, but ran away quickly. But he was still hit by a series of 'flower rains', and soon his head, neck, and back were all gone, and he was even smashed to the ground by a big mass.
It doesn't hurt much, but it's enough to break down and scream like a madmanโGod, has God forsaken the poor lamb? Why such a punishment?
The ABC host also wanted to comment on the scene of the incident outside CNN headquarters, but he looked at the picture and had no words in his stomach. Commenting on current affairs on weekdays, all the routines in the world are useless.
Because this time it is not someone else who is unlucky, but the United States itself. The host started out a little schadenfreude, but it quickly turned into a family affair. In such a miserable situation, no one can stand it!
The studio was quiet, and the host was full of words, and there was no suitable sentence to say. He also wanted to scream like an ordinary person, but he couldn't.
O America's face, it's been discredited. How can you preach to the world in a serious way in the future? It's too hard.
The public execution was so embarrassing that even ABC was reluctant to continue broadcasting, and when he found something wrong, he immediately cut off the live broadcast screen that he bought with a lot of money.
But ABC doesn't broadcast it, and some TV stations are willing to broadcast it. Big TV stations don't broadcast it, and countless small TV stations are willing to broadcast it. The U.S. media doesn't broadcast it, and there are a lot of more 'free' media outlets around the world that are willing to pay for broadcasting rights.
In the nineties, there were already satellite broadcasts, and the speed of information flow was beyond people's imagination. There are many viewers who want to see the excitement, and various media are busy hyping up hot spots every day.
Now the super hot spot is here.
At the CNN building, Gitter, who was walking 'shit luck', was holding the microphone and describing what he saw to the camera. Even if his own head and face are full of filth, he doesn't care.
"The incident came so suddenly, and although everyone was alerted, no one expected it to happen without reservation. It's hard to describe, you can see me. It was the saddest day of my life.
We were at the epicenter of the explosion and the smell was terrible. There were splatters of goo everywhere, I couldn't breathe, and many people threw up. It's like the end of the world, it's so tragic.
As it stands, all the septic tanks outside CNN's headquarters have exploded. According to the speculation of FBI agents, the culprits should have thrown explosives into the septic tank that had accumulated for more than half a year.
Unless we empty the septic tank, we won't be able to find the explosives that have been detonated by the timer. Some of the explosives were also pumped out by suction trucks. As you can see, even the suction truck exploded.
I know, that's unfortunate news. It's so unfortunate! I was also saddened, but fortunately I didn't see any casualties for the time being.
Most people have a few minutes to flee before they are blown because the rainwater manhole covers are blasted and flying. So while the explosion was powerful, the damage caused was limited.
I've got to get out of here now and do some cleaning, otherwise I can't work. Please don't leave, we'll be going to CNN headquarters to report on you shortly. For now, the situation inside the building is even worse. โ
Git ended a live news broadcast with a 'grief-filled face'. When the cameraman signaled that the shooting was over, he immediately jumped up with cheers and shouted: "This damn shit bomber, I love him to death."
Now I really made a fortune, I not only made a fortune, but also became famous. Now that the global audience knows me, my worth is skyrocketing. My perseverance has finally paid off. Wha..... I love this wonderful world! โ
Ignoring the dirty smell all over his body, Git grabbed the cameraman and hugged each other. A few seconds later, he hurriedly shouted, "Hurry up, let's get inside CNN headquarters to shoot some pictures." Now audiences all over the world want to see them unlucky.
I can't wait to capture the ugly images of the journalistic elite. I want the whole world to see what the usually glamorous gold medal host looks like at the moment. The thought of that makes me excited. โ