At noon, I went out to eat with the buddies in the dormitory, and they talked about their "sexual encounters" and their eyebrows danced, "Five, don't patronize and eat with your head down, why didn't I listen to you?" Didn't you meet the right one, or the fourth brother introduced you to a ""Si'er, our little five, quite my true biography, and I still need your help, right? After speaking, the third Chen Yang glanced at Zhao Yu with a meaningful eye, Zhao Yu knew that a disaster like Liu Pan could not escape Chen Yang's peach blossom eyes, "It was just an ordinary classmate in my high school, and we chatted a few words when we met." If anyone is interested, I can introduce you to you! After speaking, he didn't raise his head, and fought at the table、、、、、 "Five, our 04-level Chinese language, literature and education major, a total of 931 people, 789 girls, 789!" None of them have entered the eyes of your old man? The big one asked rhetorically. Zhao Yu shook his head. "You're really a monk." San'er said with a smile. "Then I'm also a monk, and I don't have a fancy either!" Ah Hao shouted. "Fart, just your words are enough to make all the monks in the world die of shame, look at the coffin board of the Buddha is still covered! You are a monk, then I am the Buddha, today we clearly said that it is good, take turns to chat with Miao Da Beauty, but you have not stopped with a mouth, you see that you are in a hurry and have a lewd smile, almost no drooling! The sixth retorted. Six, you 、、、 don't talk nonsense、、、 how can there be 、、、" Looking at Ah Hao, who was flushed, stammering, and being sprayed with rice grains by Tang Seng, and then looked at Liu'er who was resentful and dissatisfied, everyone couldn't stand up with laughter. really responded to the sentence "Insert a knife in the ribs of a brother, and insert a knife in a brother's ribs for a woman!" ”

In the afternoon, it was a meeting for the freshmen majoring in Chinese language, literature and education, and Zhao Yu showed his face, signed and returned to the dormitory. Zhao Yu took out the English book and looked at it, not to mention that English has not been learned in vain in the past six years, there are a few words on each page、、、、、、 the group of buddies came back in the evening, "Little Wu, see what the brothers brought you back?" You kid. The big man said badly, and after speaking, he handed Zhao Yu an English-Chinese dictionary and a thick notebook, and Zhao Yu looked through it casually to see that the handwriting was indeed Liu Pan. Five, Yanfu is not shallow, I hope to look good, that figure, phew! Bah! Bah! It's eloquence! Hehe、、、" Si'er said gloatingly as he looked at the prince. It turned out that the prince went to talk to Liu Pan, but whether it was astronomy and geography, English conversation, or rock-paper-scissors, two little bees, and even brain teasers, he was completely defeated by Liu Pan, and finally Liu Pan asked the prince: "If my daughter is your daughter's mother, then what do you call me?" The prince replied after a little thought: "Mom" Liu Pan agreed without hesitation and said: "Hey, good son, your IQ can still celebrate Children's Day, play by yourself, don't bother the old lady, remember the next time you talk to the girl, with your brain." Don't be raped if you can't succeed, crying to find your wife. Then the prince was speechless, and his face was full of shame、、、、、、 "Is that a woman?" I think it's a female devil, I know why our family five are so introverted, that's being bullied! Right! Five. After speaking, she looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, looked aggrieved, and looked at Zhao Yu with a pleading gaze. Zhao Yu knew that the prince must have suffered Liu Pan's loss, so he nodded and did not speak. "Hey, brothers, let me tell you a good news, classes will be suspended tomorrow and 28 days of military training will begin, our instructors are the elite of the armed police squadron of the Wuhan Military Region, I heard that it is very strict! I've already reported our height and weight, and we can get our clothes tomorrow. I heard that you can shoot a gun in the end、、、 pop papa、、、" "Six, can we not be so naïve?" Why don't you just shoot a shot? Ah Hao said. Shut up, you foolish and innocent, deceiving pure maidens, no! It's a pure boy! You're holding it back! Hahahaha, everyone laughed, "Then I'll take a picture of you tomorrow to keep a permanent souvenir." The prince said, taking out a Nikon digital camera, which was rare at the time. Suddenly, everyone was excited and eager to try, not to mention that this high-tech is really easy to use, and all of them look like they are in their original form, but there is no human figure.

The next day, Zhao Yu finished reading early, and just arrived at the door of the dormitory with five breakfasts, he heard a howl, and the strange thing was that he pushed the door open and didn't see this group of hungry wolves pounce on him, and the eyes were dazzling green, and the goods in the bedroom had changed into military training uniforms one by one, and took pictures of the stinky POSE in the mirror. It's just that the big one is tall and thin and a little hunchbacked, how do he look like a character who has penetrated into our army when he wears a military training uniform, Chen Yang is a clothes rack, but he can wear a hat crookedly, and he mutters in his mouth: "From now on, we will also be a national army!" "Six, small and thin, but the clothes are a little big, and you can sing Bazaar Black with a sleeve! The whole one is a Boy Scout. Only Ah Hao and Si'er are still like people. At the behest of a group of people, Zhao Yu changed into a military training uniform, and remembered who said, "No matter how ugly a boy is, he is also handsome in a military uniform!" In the midst of a group of wolves, Zhao Yu looked in the mirror and drank! The unsmiling expression and the majestic military training uniform are quite heroic. I don't know what others think of Zhao Yu, at least that's what he thinks.

At half past eight, this group of excited freshmen dressed up and gathered to participate in the "Military Training Mobilization Pledge Conference" from afar to see a team of majestic and majestic, dressed in black military training uniforms around the playground, that is definitely not an ordinary soldier, far away Zhao Yu felt a sense of solemnity, the air seemed to be frozen here, and the chattering team couldn't help but close their mouths when they arrived here. The team flowed to the center of the stadium and stopped, "Stand upright, take a break, and look to the right!" A majestic and majestic voice came from the rostrum. After a chaotic murmur, more than 4,000 of them, more than 60 phalanxes, barely stood in a straight curve. "Squat!" The big voice on the rostrum ordered coldly, half a minute later Zhao Yu and they all squatted on the ground, Zhao Yu looked up, only to see a majestic soldier on the stage, although he was more than half a hundred years old, his waist was straight, he had a unique temperament of a soldier, solemn and cold, calm and restrained, with short hair, with his kind of Chinese military characteristics of the national face, it looked clean and neat, two thick eyebrows showed his courage to be ready to go to the battlefield at any time, although the eyes are not big, but very distinctive, sometimes exuding a wolf-like murderous aura, The bridge of his nose is as strong as his personality, and his thin, slightly dry lips can only be soaked with blood and sweat. A tall body, ready to attack at any time, ready to stain the battlefield with blood at any time. What a hero, Zhao Yu said secretly. The veteran soldier on the rostrum swept around with anger on his face, pushed away the megaphone and said, "Do you know, why did I let you squat?" No one dared to answer under his gaze. There was another thunderclap: "Because you are wearing military uniforms, you don't look like soldiers." Don't think it's just 28 days of military training, no! Putting on a military uniform for a day is a day of soldiering, and a soldier must have the morale of a soldier and the backbone of a soldier! Remember that you are wearing the national emblem on your heads! It stands for China. ”

He clenched his fists and said, "Our motherland, which countless predecessors bought with their blood and lives!" The loud voice shot around with a gaze like a sharp knife, "I am a post-60s generation, after three years of natural disasters, I have participated in the self-defense counterattack, I have taken over the red flag of my predecessors, I have made due dedication to the growth of the motherland, and I have no regrets when I put on a military uniform!" The dean stood up and took the lead in applauding, and Zhao Yu and the others also listened with enthusiasm, and the applause was shocking. With a big voice and a big wave of his hand, the applause stopped abruptly, "But what about you?" You post-80s generation, do you still have the blood of your predecessors? After a pause, he said: "Of course, I don't deny that there are also bloody and hot-blooded young people among the post-80s, you see, there are 72 of the best soldiers in our armed police squadron around you." They are all post-80s, the same age as you, but they have won the respect of me, a veteran, with their tenacious will and unlimited loyalty to the motherland! Can you do it? "Yes! Yes! Yes! "The enthusiasm of this group of freshmen was ignited by these few words in a loud voice." Good! Listen to his words and watch his deeds! Listen to me and stand up! Stand upright, take a break, look to the right, and look forward! Let me see the determination of our college students in the 21st century, you stand in this posture, don't think that this is a military posture, you are far from the military posture! Let our instructors set an example for you. After speaking, a loud military horn sounded, and it was assembled in less than 10 seconds, without a trace of noise! Six people in a row, twelve rows, neat and tidy like a chessboard. With a loud voice, his face was dark, "Running back!" "In less than five seconds, running, standing, turning backwards, 72 soldiers were like javelins, each in a square formation that was somewhat round in the newborn." I don't want you to be like them, just stand for a day, just hold on for 3 hours! Of course, there are some of you who can't hold on! After speaking, he swept us with a trace of contempt, "Just say the report, and you can go to the woods over there to rest!" ”

After speaking, he stepped off the rostrum and stood at the front of the line in a standard military posture.

The noon sun is like an amorous and hot gypsy girl, she does not hesitate to kiss her, kissing Zhao Yu so much that their sweat is like a surging river, plus 100 young brands of "electric hot air" are spraying hot air outward, coupled with the cement floor that absorbs heat quickly and slowly makes a steamer, it is really full of steaming hot and rustic back, and the sweat is soaked in the training clothes, penetrating and drying, dry and penetrating、、、、、 until the head is clouded, the mouth is on fire、、、、、 sweat flows into the eyes, and the sourness is not something that ordinary people can understand. Half an hour later, people began to walk towards the woods one after another, an hour later, the report was intermittent, two hours later Zhao Yu's team walked more than a dozen girls, Zhao Yu changed the center of gravity to the sole of his left foot for the third time, his eyes were sore, his neck was hard, his shoulders were woody, his back was tight, his legs were painful, and his feet were like knives. swept the group of living treasures in the bedroom with the corner of his eye, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it, he almost laughed when he saw it, Ah Hao on the left had a tight mouth, his face was flushed, and he was in a state of holding urine; The big man on the left is covered with sweat, probably wiping sweat with his hands, and his face is full of oil and mud, and he is a flower-faced cat; The prince in front of him couldn't see his expression, but he could see from his trembling legs that he was not far from Wu Lao Er next door! The four children on the right were quite surprising to Zhao Yu, as steady as Mount Tai, motionless, and the six children in front of the right were swaying like seizures, and there was a possibility of fainting at any time foaming at the mouth! Fortunately, the roommates are all there, and Zhao Yu knows that the roommates are living like himself、、、、、 and another half an hour has passed! Zhao Yu changed his focus twice, he didn't know what his face was, anyway, Ah Hao became a white-faced Cao Cao; The big one became the yellow-faced Dian Wei; Si'er became the red-faced Guan Gong; It's really a face-to-face. The prince has completely become the second child of Wu; Liu'er shakes more flavorfully! Like the water sleeves of Tsing Yi, it is a fairy descending to earth; He also rubbed his frustration and said: "Ya, don't pull me, I'll knock him to the end." ”

Three hours later, a military horn as loud as the sound of heaven sounded, "Stand up, take a break, children, you don't have a bad seed, I see the blood of college students in the new era in you, congratulations on your successful completion of the first lesson of military training, please allow me to congratulate you with military etiquette!" Salute! "A big voice solemnly gave a military salute, huh! The 72 javelins also saluted. "Finish! Kids, you can take a break," he laughed loudly, oh my! It turns out that he can laugh too, and he smiles so kindly, it's rare! "Disband!" He waved his hand and laughed loudly.

Plopped, Liu'er finally fell, Zhao Yu and the others hurriedly pulled him up, and they all asked, "Are you okay, Liu'er?" "Don't pull me, let the old lady die to show them, look at the college students in the 21st century, dare to die, hum、、、" Seeing Liu'er so hypocritical, the big one made a look, everyone let go together, and pounced on Liu'er and the earth to have a close contact" Oops! You unconscionable guys, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? My old waist? Why don't you die! "Hmph, respect the old and love the young, you respect the old and we love the young, if you want us to die, we will pull you on your back first!" Brothers" Chen Yang said evilly, Hula Zhao Yu and they surrounded again, Liu'er saw the loss and said with a bitter face: "Brothers, I was wrong!" You're just going to let me go for a fart! "Hahaha, everyone laughed, in this laughter, everyone forgot that the hard work of standing in the military posture, it seems that their relationship is invisibly a lot closer! When they had enough trouble and were about to go to dinner, what inadvertently broke into their eyes was the 73 javelins that were still not moving, Zhao Yu and them, like most freshmen, were silent with respect、、、、、 maybe only by experiencing it firsthand, would they understand the difficulty of the world, Zhao Yu suddenly felt that he had a lot to learn、、、、、