Chapter 24: The Return of the Divine Beast (I)

When he got home, Zhao Yu wanted to go into the kitchen to help, but was blasted out by his mother and said, "Go!" Go! Take a night car, either take a break, or accompany your dad and your uncle to talk, yes, your grandfather has been talking to you for a long time, since he received a call that you want to go home, he has come several times! If you go and call him for dinner, the old man will definitely miss you! (Grandpa is happy and quiet, living in the old house, and it is not far from the uncle and father to build a house each.) οΌ‰

My mother was busy all morning, and a table of delicacies was brilliantly presented, such as cold pork face, fried peanuts, sugar-mixed rice cakes, spiced beef, hot dishes and scrambled eggs, spinach ball soup, back to the pot meat, braised carp, garlic mutton, and large plates of chicken. There are also seafood soup, water chestnut chicken rice and red date soup, which are full of color, flavor and flavor.

Grandpa sat on the top, dad and uncle accompanied by both sides The old sister and Zhao Yu sat on both sides of the mother, and the family was happy! At the dinner table, a group of people asked Zhao Yu about his college life, Zhao Yu answered one by one, and after listening to Zhao Yu's answer, the family was very happy for Zhao Yu and encouraged Zhao Yu to study hard! After the meal, Zhao Yu hurriedly took out the gifts and gave them one by one.

Thinking that my father and grandfather took out the cigarettes and gave them to my uncle without smoking, my uncle just opened and took out two boxes and said, "I'm quitting smoking, so I can't resist the temptation!" Grandpa said: "Bad habits, it's best to change." Work as soon as you are stable, and you will be 29 this year. Uncle nodded yes! After careful questioning, I found out that my uncle was admitted to the police recruitment and the interview had passed! Just wait to go to work at the Public Security Bureau after the year!

He had the best relationship with his uncle, and he went to his uncle's house at night to live with him! In the middle of the night, Zhao Yu proposed to fight with his uncle, and the uncle readily agreed, and the two of them fought each other with fists and feet, and they were very happy, and Uncle Zhao Yu said secretly: "How did this kid become so powerful when he went to college!" Zhao Yu saw that his uncle was distracted, and suddenly a heavy hand was under the kidney Yu acupoint, and his uncle hurriedly used his fist to hit Zhao Yu's trap, Zhao Yu Zhao Yu immediately turned his fist into a palm, and the sneak attack was successful! Uncle suddenly like CLP, but he endured the uncomfortable push, Zhao Yu was unsteady on his feet and was knocked to the ground by his uncle's punch.

Uncle said: "Who did you kid learn from the crooked ways, how can I have a sense of electricity!" Why do I still want to go to the toilet later? Zhao Yu crawled on the ground and said with a smile: "I am not good at learning!" When the uncle came back from the bathroom, he said, "Say! Who did you kid learn the trick for you? After speaking, he pulled Zhao Yu up, handed Zhao Yu a glass of water, and Zhao Yu drank the water and told his uncle about Si'er! After hearing this, the uncle sighed: "The tiger father has no dogs!" Oops, no, why did it come again, but I still have to go to the toilet、、、、、"

Zhao Yu snickered, once this trick is successful, the heaviest one will faint, the second heaviest one will fall to the ground, and the light one will be incontinent, and only the uncle who is as strong as Si will feel so insensitive! After the two took a shower separately, they didn't say anything all night.

In the days at home, I was very comfortable, running with my uncle in the morning, chatting with my parents, going to my grandfather's place to practice reading books in the afternoon, and practicing with my uncle in the evening.

The days passed very quickly, and the students who were approaching the Spring Festival came back one after another, so Zhao Yu was also invited by the three or five classmates, and everyone got together to talk about each other's feelings about the university, eat, and contact each other.

In the blink of an eye, it was Chinese New Year's Eve, and my mother made another table of meals, calling my grandfather and uncle to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner and watch the Spring Festival Gala. Grandpa is old, and he doesn't like to be lively, so he went back to the old house very early, and his uncle never stayed up late, and he left after dinner. Mom and Dad watched it for a while, and then went back, and Zhao Yu, who was straight from Uncle Benshan's sketch "Sending Water", couldn't straighten his waist.

After the sketch, the phone suddenly rang, and Zhao Yu guessed that it was the brothers in the bedroom, and as soon as the phone was connected, he scolded: "Five, your uncle!" What for? Just answer the phone! "Prince, your uncle, Lao Tzu didn't wait for the second ring to pick up the phone, you are so fucking anxious to give Lao Tzu a New Year's greeting! There is no New Year's money! "Five! Get out of your uncle, worship you for the first year of a dead man, I haven't seen you for more than ten days, I miss you little beasts, it's good to hear you talk! It's better to come early after the New Year! Alright! Lao Tzu hangs! Wait for me to scold the big animals. ”

Zhao Yu put down the phone, although he said foul words, his heart was extremely warm, maybe this is brotherhood! Zhao Yu didn't want to be idle, picked up the phone and called Ah Hao and Tang Seng to greet them! Finally, I called the big one: "Hey! Who! The voice was rough and angry, Zhao Yu hurriedly looked at the number, yes, it was indeed a big phone! The voice is somewhat similar to the big one, but there is a gap when he listens carefully, Zhao Yu hurriedly changed his tone and spoke, "It's uncle, hello uncle, I'm looking for Gao Wei, I'm his college classmate, trouble you, I'll look for him" "Okay, I'll give you a notice, Gao Wei, Gao Wei 、、、、 your classmate."

Look at this classmate, look at how polite people are! They are all classmates, why is there such a big gap? "Hey! Boss, what's the matter, why is my uncle so angry? ”

"What's going on? It's not the fucking prince yet! I'm mad、、、、、"

This phone call is more joyful than Uncle Benshan's sketch!

In order to have a sense of involvement, I will tell you in the first person. The prince's call came in, and the older father answered the phone, "Hey! Who are you looking for? "Looking for whom?" I can't even hear Lao Tzu's voice, big man, uncle, don't fill garlic for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will look for you" "Who are you?" How do you curse? "Who is it?" Who is it? I'm your father, I'm you, Jiang Gaowei's father still doesn't ask? "You're Galway's father, so who am I?" "Who do you love? Wrong! Who are you? "Who am I? Don't you know? This uncle! "Huh? I'm sorry uncle, I'm a big 、、、、, no, it's Gao Wei's classmate, we're used to making trouble, don't see you! I'm really sorry! "Gao Wei, come on, I don't know which of your fathers or your uncles want you to answer the phone、、、、、、"