Webb Wilwitt was woken up by the laughter coming from downstairs, the ritual of summoning the Servants, and the magic expended to keep the two Servants alive, which had exhausted him and desperately needed sleep to replenish his strength, and the laughter undoubtedly bothered him.

The laughter belonged to four different people, two of whom were old couples who had been deceived by their own hallucinatory magic; The other laughed so heroically that it soared into the sky, and when it sounded like a monarch leading thousands of troops; The last laugh has no characteristics, if you want to say it, it is a little honest, and when you hear it, it belongs to the kind of honest person's voice, and it is easy to gain the trust of others......

"Oh no, it's over! It's the two of them! Webb Velvett, who had just woken up, did not react for a while, and when he came back to his senses and remembered who the two laughter belonged to, he screamed, immediately lifted the quilt and rolled over, and hurried downstairs without even changing his clothes, and lost one of the slippers that he had not worn properly.

"Poof!" "Poof!" "Oops! Oops! ”

Because he was in a hurry, Webb Velvett stepped on the air when he went down the stairs, and before he could react, the whole person fell down in a "big" shape, and then "grunt" rolled all the way down the stairs and slapped the ground in a very embarrassing position.

Webber lay on the ground, reluctant to get up for a long time, and pressed his face to the floor to reduce the burning sensation of shyness on his face, and the four people at the dinner table all looked at him blankly, not knowing what expression to use to face it. But the matter is not over, when he landed, the only slipper on Webb's foot flew into the sky due to inertia, and at this time it lost the momentum to rise and began to fall, hitting Webb's head.

As if a valve had been opened, the four people seated around the table began to laugh so violently that it almost toppled the roof, especially the voice of the King of Conquest.

Webb Velvett stood up and patted his buttocks, put the slippers that had brought him "secondary damage" on his feet, walked to the table angrily, pressed the shoulders of the King of Conquest and Wei Shiwen, and whispered, "You two, come up with me!" I have something to say to you! Then he turned and went upstairs without looking back.

Wei Shiwen and the King of Conquest glanced at each other, and after saying sorry to the old couple, he put down the dishes and chopsticks and followed the limping Webber upstairs.

"Hey! I said you two, why? Webb sat on the bed, rubbing the pain he had fallen from falling down the stairs, and roared angrily at his servant: "Didn't I say it before I went to sleep! You two don't let anyone else see it, why let those two people see you! Especially you. As he spoke, Webb pointed his finger at Wei Shiwen, who was fighting against the wall and holding his arms.

"Me?" Seeing this, Wei Shiwen pointed back at himself with his finger and said, "Master, if you have any grievances, just say it, people like me are very stupid and can't understand the twists and turns in the words of you smart people." ”

Webber slapped his thigh excitedly, but by chance he slapped the place where he fell, and he grinned in pain, and said, "As the master, you know that my magic power is insufficient, so why don't you usually keep it spiritual!" That would at least make sure my mana wasn't that much of a drain. And that's still the premise that there is only one servant, but my servant has two of you, and both servants have maintained their materialization, or it won't be long before my magic power will be consumed by you. ”

"I thought it was something important, but it turned out to be just this." Wei Shiwen flicked his fingers and said casually, "Don't worry, we have taken the necessary measures while you are asleep to ensure that you will not be held back while we are fighting." Otherwise, with your clumsy magic qualifications, let him maintain the magic power consumed by the two of us materialization, he has already hollowed out yourself, in order to squeeze the last bit of magic power, you should now feel that every cell in your body is in pain, how can you be so angry with us! ”

"Yes!" Webber suddenly looked at his hands and said, "If it is really necessary to maintain the magic power of the two Servants, I don't even have the strength to move now, but I now feel that my body is full of energy, and I can recover no matter how much I consume - is this the effect of the measures you are talking about!" ”

Wei Shiwen nodded and didn't speak, and then Weber lifted his shirt, groped around his body like crazy, and said anxiously: "What have you all done to me, what is that measure!" ”

"Young man, don't be like this, I'm a man and a woman, don't expose your chest and abdomen in front of me, it's immoral, it's not good." Wei Shiwen covered his eyes, as if he saw something spicy, he couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said: "Don't worry, you are my master, if something goes wrong, we who are servants will definitely not have a good time, plus my rank is cavalry, and I don't have the skills of archers who can act independently after breaking away from the master."

Moreover, my things have been tested and tested, and that thing will not cause harm to your body, at most it will cause some conscience changes because the body replenishes too much energy, and that is still something that many people can hope for - cheap you kid. ”

Solving a problem, Webb asked another question: "Then how do you explain your identity to your grandparents, you fortunately seem to be a passerby, this guy is not a good person at first glance." ”

The King of Conquest, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, was bored, when he heard Weber mention himself, and said, "All right, young man, whatever you think of me, can you let me finish my breakfast first, the chicken made by the little brother makes me linger, worthy of a generation of emperors who resist foreign invasions and regain the glory of the empire!" ”

"Your Excellency the King of Conquest, I am horrified by your introduction." Although he said it very modestly, Wei Shiwen's face was full of pride, and it was obvious that the flattery of the conquering king made him very useful: "And there is no direct connection between the superb cooking skills and leading the iron horsemen to slaughter the alien race, I just look at the wild boar skins unhappy, and the fact that their entire race is annihilated makes me very happy—oops, it's far away." ”

"Chicken?" While the topic of Wisewin and the King of Conquest drifted apart, Webber immediately grasped the key elements of their conversation.

Wei Shiwen said: "Ou, it is the sacrifice you gave me, I used it to cook, diligence and thrift are a virtue." ”

The King of Conquest stood up on his knees, lifted Webb up like a chicken, and grabbed him and walked downstairs: "Don't talk nonsense, if you go on like this, the food will be cold!" ”

"Autumn bean sack, I haven't changed my clothes yet! You haven't told me how to introduce yourself to your grandparents...... "No matter how hard Weber struggles, he can't break free from the giant hand of the conquering king, as the saying goes, "the arm can't twist the thigh", not to mention that the conquering king's arm is thicker than Weber's waist, and finally the only remaining slipper left his foot.

After being pressed on the seat by the conquered king, Weber picked up his chopsticks and tasted the dish as if he had resigned himself to his fate. After picking up a piece of chicken with an enticing aroma, Weber said to himself, "Is this what those white-feathered chickens are made of?" It smells good, so I don't know how it tastes. ”

The king of conquest was feasting on his bowl of rice like a basin, and his face was full of relish; Although Wei Shiwen was also eating, he often stopped to talk to his grandparents, which made them laugh: "I have heard that British food is a dark cuisine in China, but young people are curious, and on the first day of going to England, I couldn't help but taste the local cuisine and see how unpalatable the legendary unpalatable food really is—I'm still too young to know the depths."

By the way, I still remember the name of that dish, called Stargazing Pie, a very literary name, at that time I thought that there is such a nice name, the dish should not be difficult to eat, who knows that the pie will be served I was dumbfounded.

I don't know what kind of mood the person who came up with this dish was in the first place, standing the fish head on top of the grilled pie. Each of the fish's heads poked out of the pie skin, as if tortured and struggling out. Moreover, the fish heads have hollow eyes, black and hideous skin, and a dead look, I think the name of looking up at the starry sky is not suitable for it, and it is more appropriate to die without turning a blind eye. The most important thing is that it's not a fish head, it's a group of fish heads - that's a bit too misnomerous! ”

"Hahahaha......" Grandpa picked up a piece of chicken and put it in his mouth, and then said to Webb with a smile: "Little Webb, your classmates are so humorous, and they have come all the way from England to find you, and you don't tell us in advance, so that we can be prepared." Not only did they prepare special gifts for us, but even the ingredients for the meal were brought by them. ”

"What they prepared, those chickens were stolen by me." Webber sneered, but didn't say a word, for he had been conquered by this seemingly simple chicken. Although the food was a little cold because of the delay for a while, it could not hinder its natural deliciousness, and as soon as the chicken was chewed twice, the unprecedented taste had conquered Weber's taste buds, and the delicious taste was almost melted on the tongue.

Webb couldn't help but reminisce about his past, especially his time at the Clock Tower: vegetables, in addition to boiled salads; Meat, except for grilling or grilling, especially chicken, seems to have no other way than grilling; Desserts, either sweet or sour, macarons are sweet - Weber feels that his past nineteen years have been in vain, and this is just the result of tasting a piece of chicken, last night Wei Shiwen said a lot of chicken methods, how delicious those should be!