Chapter Sixty-Eight: The Dog's Eyes Look Down on People
When I woke up, I found that it was already bright outside, so I stretched out comfortably and sat up slowly.
I found that Xiaowen Xiaotong and the two Nizi were not on the opposite couch, they should have gotten up, remembering the absurd thing before going to bed yesterday, I couldn't help but smile dumbly, it seems that my majesty is estimated to leave a big shadow on the two little girls,
Hehe laughed twice, and suddenly realized that something was wrong!
In such a quiet morning, I heard the sound of faint breathing! I look back! Sure enough! The two Nizi actually slept on my couch again!
Oh my God, Lao Ji really doesn't die, but fortunately, this time the two girls are wearing pajamas and covered with quilts.
There is no such thing as a spring leak.
I sighed softly and began to get up and get dressed, there are still many things to do today,
The first thing is to go to Miyun, this matter should be sooner rather than later, it can't be delayed, once the status quo is satisfied, it should be delayed again and again, it should be unwilling to do it.
Silently dressed, pushed open the door and walked out, the fresh air in the yard was always so comfortable, and a few young children had already begun to get up to sweep the fallen leaves.
And a few gardeners are busy pruning the branches, and when they bloom next year, they must be beautiful.
When they heard the movement, they all came back to look at me, and greeted me one by one, and I also chuckled and nodded in agreement, and a voice came from beside me, "Master is up." ”
It's Lao Ji, I whispered, "Is the weasel up?" ”
"This... I don't know, can I go and show you? ”
I stopped him,
"No, I'll go by myself, I'll see how long this guy sleeps."
Coincidentally, I had just come to the weasel room when I heard an indecent sound, which came from a woman's throat, with some shyness, with some anger, with some pleasure, with some roar,
I cursed.
This yellow squirrel is not particular, is this kind of thing done without distinction between day and night?
The two big words 'helpless' were clearly written on my face, but my brother broke in coldly by himself, which probably frightened him, and it was not authentic to do so.
Just outside shouted,
"Weasels! If you don't come out again, I'm going to kick the door! Hurry up and get up, what time is it!? ”
What I didn't expect was that this weasel guy actually answered me!
"Got it, don't grind!"
Hey, hey,
Suddenly, there is a feeling of success in the heart of the prank, this feeling of playing tricks is sometimes wonderful, especially when playing tricks on brothers, he will make you feel very happy, maybe this is called the best friend,
When I turned around, I found that Lao Ji was walking towards me, came to stand in front of me, bowed and saluted, and said, "Master, the meal is ready, please eat." ”
I nodded at him with satisfaction, walked back to the back hall, and when I entered the room, I found that Xiaowen Xiaotong had already gotten up, and came to me sleepily, and said in that playful tone.
"Master, why don't you call us when you get up..."
I went to the couch and sat down, "Hmph, what are you doing, you were so tired last night, you should have slept a little longer." ”
My vague words stunned Lao Ji for a moment, and instantly became bright, he thought that I had given the two girls what they were.
Looking at Xiaowen, Xiaotong's eyes became more and more exciting.
There is even a hint of encouragement and appreciation.
I deliberately said this sentence to Lao Ji, otherwise this guy will always want to trick me.
Coincidentally, as soon as I sat down the weasel walked in, looking at me very dissatisfied, sat down opposite me, and said indignantly,
"I said you're too unsophisticated, I didn't notice that the young master was doing something. What are you yelling about, early in the morning. ”
After that, he picked up his chopsticks and took a bite of dried radish, put it in his mouth and chewed it vigorously, as if he wanted to vent his hatred for me on the food.
"Hehe, you're quite reasonable, isn't it, you don't care if you do this kind of thing in the morning or at night? Say that you are still reasonable, believe it or not, I will let you quit sex from today!? ”
As soon as he heard the word "quit sex", the yellow rat's eyes turned green, "Don't don't, let me quit sex, you might as well kill me directly!" ”
I didn't have time to fart with him, so I looked straight and said to him,
"The two of us are going to go out in a while, the prime minister has promised me yesterday that he wants to circle me a piece of land, let's go and prepare, when the matter is done, we will build a new school field, and you will be fully responsible for everything.
Ugly words are ahead! If you dare to lead any woman to the barracks, you see if I will let you quit sex! ”
The weasel habitually ignored the second half of the sentence and replied.
"This is the beginning!? That's great! I'm telling you, I'll have to give me the position of deputy commander when the time comes! Otherwise, don't do it! ”
I looked at his excited look and nodded, and I agreed.
The thin rice porridge was quickly drunk, and I saw that Lao Ji was still standing on the side, and said.
"Lao Ji, in the future, Xiaowen Xiaotong's food will be the same as what I eat, and the children can take a sip if they want to eat the leftovers, so there is no need to be so strict."
Lao Ji arched his hand to me, "Master, there are no rules here, if the news of the slave eating the leftovers of the master of the family spreads, it will inevitably affect the reputation of my Ji family.
It's better to do this, Xiaowen Xiaotong's meal will be the same as you in the future, and as for other people's meals, it would be better to increase it a little, if everyone else is the same as you, this cost will be greater. ”
I nodded, it's true, I'm just starting out now, I can save as much as I can. Lao Ji is still very thoughtful.
"Did you run out of money last time?"
"Not yet, but it's about to bottom out, and it is estimated that it will last a few days."
A gold bar can last so long in a big family that is just starting out, it seems that Lao Ji also put his heart into it, and it is estimated that his tongue is worn out when he bargains.
I took out two gold bars from the wooden couch and handed them to him, saying.
"It's been a hard time, and the day after tomorrow may be very busy, these two you leave for home use, and I'll go out with the weasel for a while, and I may not come back today."
"No."
He said yes and went out, and the weasel and I changed into our clothes, dressed ourselves, and led our horses out of town.
Miyun County is not very far from Yingtian, it belongs to a small county in Beiping County, during the period of the first emperor, it was called "the key to the capital division", but now it seems to be a little dilapidated,
At that time, the northern Xianbei and the Huns had not yet returned to Shun, here was the strategic place of the Yue Dynasty, and it could also be said to be the north gate of Yingtian, but since the world was peaceful, it fell into disrepair for a long time, resulting in the people here have been very poor.
There was nothing to say all the way, we ran until noon to arrive at the county seat of Miyun County, the county seat of Miyun is very high, it is estimated that it is about the same size as Zhuo County, there is an urn city in the north, but at this time we are at the south city gate,
Compared with Zhuoxian, there is a lack of two rows of welcome guards standing at the gate of the city, only a few people are leaning against the wall, among which there is a person who looks like a captain, sitting on a stone in front of the door and drinking a small wine,
There are no merchants coming and going here, only sparse farmers who come into the city to buy and sell grain, and Yingtian is only more than 100 miles away, but the gap between the rich and the poor is so obvious.
I want to come to Yingtian, this big brother doesn't want to see this little brother at all.
I dismounted at the gate of the Weasel City, and the lieutenant stood up, and seeing that we were richly dressed, he began to embarrass himself, and he did not look like a soldier at all.
"Who are you waiting for, what are you doing here?"
His tone is very unkind, look at the posture or not to hand over three or five taels of silver, he doesn't plan to let us pass, but I am the imperial court Taichangqing, if I am stumped by a small guard captain here, spread out, it is estimated that there will be no need to mix in this part of the Beijing Division,
I directly took out my Tai Changqing's waist card and handed it to him, he took it in his hand and looked at it several times, and then 'snapped' it back for me, and I was immediately furious!
"Bold! How dare you treat the court officials like this!? ”
"Hehe, Lao Tzu is illiterate, I don't care what you do, you have to pay three taels of silver tolls when you enter the city, otherwise you don't want to enter the city."
"Me! ...”
I was directly choked by his words!
I think Lao Tzu has been in the ravine of Zhuoxian County for fifteen years, when has he ever been treated like this!?
Even when I entered the palace and faced the saint, all the eunuchs and palace maids were polite to me, and this little watchdog actually said what kind of thing I am!?
The little temper of the yellow rat suddenly became anxious, and instantly rushed out from behind me, and the captain of the light 'lay down' in the chest, kicking him out directly.
"Dogs look down on people! Get your prefectural order! ”
I, who have long experienced the power of the fox and the fake tiger, is no longer surprised by this scene, and such a captain is indeed underwhelmed, and it is superfluous to be reasonable in the face of this kind of person.
I never thought that my trip to Miyun today would be so unsmooth.
The boss was beaten, and a few soldiers next to him who were watching the excitement were no longer leaning against the wall, and they surrounded us with a hula, and the weasel artist was bold, and took a step forward with his hands behind his back!
To that station is ten thousand people open, the momentum is like a rainbow!
"I want to see which of you dares to make the first move, behind me is Lord Taichang Qingji, a member of the third rank of the imperial court! How dare you stop me from entering the city!? I'd really like to see how many of your heads are enough to chop off!? ”
Not to mention, the words of the yellow rat are neither humble nor arrogant, and they were shocked in an instant! The lieutenant coughed twice and stood up, yelling angrily.
"Leave him alone... Ahem, don't care who he is! Take it down for me, my uncle is a county order, what are you afraid of? Kill me and I'm responsible, give me a beating! ”
With the support of this captain, these people suddenly became bolder, and with a long hook scimitar in their hands, they approached us step by step.
The yellow squirrel sneered, took a step forward, turned around and flew up, directly kicked the weapons in the hands of the three people to the side, and then jumped up with one hand, and according to the chest of the three people, one of them rewarded a 'heartwarming foot'.
I only heard three muffled sounds of 'bang bang bang', and the three soldiers were suddenly kicked out by the weasel for a long distance, which frightened everyone present, and no one dared to do it again.
After all, there are only about a dozen guards in front of the door at most, and three of them were kicked away between the lightning and flint, so how can the rest of the people still have the courage?
"Up, up! Hit him for me! Whoever unloads one of his legs, I will reward him with a tael of silver! ”
I was so happy with this captain at the time, and a thigh of a weasel was worth a tael of silver.
Sure enough, none of these soldiers moved when they heard the words! Seeing that the captain still dared to shout, the yellow squirrel was angry that the root of his teeth was itching, and he grabbed his neck with an arrow step, and then started work with his forehand and backhand, and 'snapped' a big mouth.
Straight to beat that lieutenant with gold stars in his eyes, blood in his mouth, and his two eyes have swollen into panda eyes.
"Say the again!? How much are my thighs worth? ”
Uncle Huang's words were cold, and even the surrounding temperature was a little lower.
I couldn't help but get goosebumps, this yellow squirrel is very patient and kind to me, but to outsiders completely changed. It seems that it is better to provoke him less in the future, otherwise he will definitely suffer a loss.
I clearly saw that the captain's legs were trembling a little, and he nodded at the weasel with his hands folded.
"Good man, good man, the little one is wrong, the little one doesn't dare anymore."
The weasel snorted coldly, "Hmph, it's useless to tell me, go tell him." ”
The man came to me as if his pants were still wet, and knelt at my feet and prostrated to me.
"Good man, good man, the little one is wrong, the little one knows that he is wrong, you just treat me as a fart and let me go."
Sweet potato kicked him again in the back,
"What a good man!? It's called Ji-sama! ”
"Ahh I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore. ”
I ignored his pleas for mercy and said a word to the weasel.
"Take him with me, I want to see where his uncle is."
The weasel grabbed him from behind, grabbed him in one hand, led his horse in the other, and walked into the city like a victorious general.
The people around are still talking,
"Where did this come from?"
"I don't know, anyway, I feel happy when I see that person being beaten, the last time I came to sell grain, he charged me 30 yuan!"
"Me too! I sold a total of 120 wen for so much grain, and I had to give him 30 wen! ”
"Well played! That's the kind of person who just owes the beating! ”